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arkons 08-08-2007 01:07 AM

beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
i decided to deposit 2k and play some poker after a long absense.... bad idea
i lost first hand AA all in verse KK I lose to a set of kings(felt it coming)
few hands later I lose to AK with KK when AK flops riv A (felt it coming) i also rerasied to 50 preflop and he called i called HIM down knowing he had AK and almost folde d riv when he bet 150 into the 150 pot

what is the deal with FTP?
-1000 FAST

DopamineRelease 08-08-2007 01:09 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
Move up obv, FTP is rigged

Acemanhattan 08-08-2007 01:10 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
short stack 5000 nl post a graph seriously

robert jordan 08-08-2007 01:14 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
stop feeling bad cards coming ldo

chicken10der 08-08-2007 01:15 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
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few hands later I lose to AK with KK when AK flops riv A (felt it coming) i also rerasied to 50 preflop and he called i called HIM down knowing he had AK and almost folde d riv when he bet 150 into the 150 pot

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to make sure i got this right - you reraised to 50 pf, and he called, making the pot 100 pf, but by the river the pot was only 150 and you call 150 when an A hits?

arkons 08-08-2007 01:16 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
YES, i checked flpo
he bet 25 on turn i called thinking he had AK then riv came and i almost folded when he potted

arkons 08-08-2007 01:16 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
[ QUOTE ]
stop feeling bad cards coming ldo

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ya i cant how did u?

arkons 08-08-2007 01:17 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
i also saved 64 dollars by not putting him aLL in with AAKKK with lol

arkons 08-08-2007 01:18 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
actaully heres the hand
FullTiltPoker Game #3187216998: Table Galleria (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:59:53 ET - 2007/08/08
Seat 1: eha0131 ($179.90)
Seat 2: Avatar4U ($101.20)
Seat 3: CS_Sitz ($197), is sitting out
Seat 4: mrb235 ($280)
Seat 5: Pure_Espionage ($465.10)
Seat 6: BEAZY J ($276.45)
BEAZY J posts the small blind of $1
eha0131 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pure_Espionage [Kd Kc]
Avatar4U folds
mrb235 folds
Pure_Espionage raises to $8
BEAZY J raises to $14
eha0131 folds
Pure_Espionage raises to $50
BEAZY J calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6d Ad]
BEAZY J has 15 seconds left to act
BEAZY J checks
Pure_Espionage checks
*** TURN *** [Kh 6d Ad] [8s]
BEAZY J bets $20
Pure_Espionage calls $20
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6d Ad 8s] [Ac]
BEAZY J has 15 seconds left to act
BEAZY J bets $142
Pure_Espionage: are u kidding u have ak?
Pure_Espionage: i have $&&#ign kk
Pure_Espionage calls $142
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BEAZY J shows [Ks As] a full house, Aces full of Kings
Pure_Espionage mucks
BEAZY J wins the pot ($423) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Pure_Espionage: jaahahah
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $426 | Rake $3
Board: [Kh 6d Ad 8s Ac]
Seat 1: eha0131 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Avatar4U didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: CS_Sitz is sitting out
Seat 4: mrb235 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Pure_Espionage (button) mucked [Kd Kc] - a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 6: BEAZY J (small blind) showed [Ks As] and won ($423) with a full house, Aces full of Kings

robert jordan 08-08-2007 01:21 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
are you still at that table?

i'm on the waiting list

chicken10der 08-08-2007 01:22 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
sweet mother of god build a pot with a set on that AKx flop. not getting it all in before the river is a sin.

SomethingClever 08-08-2007 01:22 AM

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Flop check is pretty lol but that hand is sick.

Acemanhattan 08-08-2007 01:24 AM

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flop check is brilliant DUCY

arkons 08-08-2007 01:29 AM

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ok here i went to 2000 nl with rest of my roll guy reraised me to 225 or some [censored] i pushed 850 with 77 he called with 10-10 and busted me [censored] POKER

robert jordan 08-08-2007 01:31 AM

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ok here i went to 2000 nl with rest of my roll guy reraised me to 225 or some [censored] i pushed 850 with 77 he called with 10-10 and busted me [censored] POKER

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omfg, HH NOW

Acemanhattan 08-08-2007 01:31 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
well...... you got heart. Try it again...this time with a plan. Id say 500 dollars and start at 25nl.

Jer672 08-08-2007 01:33 AM

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that was quick and painful...

arkons 08-08-2007 01:33 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
i put him on jj-10 10 or ak thought ht would fold.. i was wrong
ullTiltPoker Game #3187455243: Table Roberta (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:24 ET - 2007/08/08
Seat 1: Big Eye Fish ($4,681.95)
Seat 2: dwballz ($4,542)
Seat 3: bb_Summer ($407)
Seat 4: pokrmonstr75 ($587)
Seat 5: MimicMe ($658.35)
Seat 6: Pure_Espionage ($880)
dwballz posts the small blind of $10
bb_Summer posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pure_Espionage [7d 7s]
pokrmonstr75 folds
MimicMe folds
Pure_Espionage raises to $70
Big Eye Fish folds
dwballz raises to $245
bb_Summer folds
Pure_Espionage raises to $880, and is all in
dwballz has 15 seconds left to act
dwballz has requested TIME
dwballz calls $635
Pure_Espionage shows [7d 7s]
dwballz shows [Td Th]
*** FLOP *** [Qh Qd 8s]
Pure_Espionage: ur a moron
*** TURN *** [Qh Qd 8s] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qd 8s 8d] [3h]
Pure_Espionage shows two pair, Queens and Eights
dwballz shows two pair, Queens and Tens
dwballz wins the pot ($1,777) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Pure_Espionage is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,780 | Rake $3
Board: [Qh Qd 8s 8d 3h]
Seat 1: Big Eye Fish (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dwballz (small blind) showed [Td Th] and won ($1,777) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 3: bb_Summer (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: pokrmonstr75 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: MimicMe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Pure_Espionage showed [7d 7s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights

robert jordan 08-08-2007 01:37 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
wow

arkons 08-08-2007 01:40 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
i had sworn off poker while i do my business. see this thread going into business. gave it a 2k shot with some money i had laying in epass. anyone wanna give mea shot?? i used to kill and sitll can [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1

HojoMofo 08-08-2007 01:40 AM

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this thread gave me a sexytime explosion hahahahaha

The Velour Fog 08-08-2007 01:43 AM

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Pure_Espionage: ur a moron


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cashy 08-08-2007 02:29 AM

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haha awesome

igetjokes 08-08-2007 03:20 AM

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[x] felt it coming

Steve Giufre 08-08-2007 06:45 AM

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i put him on jj-10 10 or ak thought ht would fold.. i was wrong
ullTiltPoker Game #3187455243: Table Roberta (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:24 ET - 2007/08/08
Seat 1: Big Eye Fish ($4,681.95)
Seat 2: dwballz ($4,542)
Seat 3: bb_Summer ($407)
Seat 4: pokrmonstr75 ($587)
Seat 5: MimicMe ($658.35)
Seat 6: Pure_Espionage ($880)
dwballz posts the small blind of $10
bb_Summer posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pure_Espionage [7d 7s]
pokrmonstr75 folds
MimicMe folds
Pure_Espionage raises to $70
Big Eye Fish folds
dwballz raises to $245
bb_Summer folds
Pure_Espionage raises to $880, and is all in
dwballz has 15 seconds left to act
dwballz has requested TIME
dwballz calls $635
Pure_Espionage shows [7d 7s]
dwballz shows [Td Th]
*** FLOP *** [Qh Qd 8s]
Pure_Espionage: ur a moron
*** TURN *** [Qh Qd 8s] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qd 8s 8d] [3h]
Pure_Espionage shows two pair, Queens and Eights
dwballz shows two pair, Queens and Tens
dwballz wins the pot ($1,777) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Pure_Espionage is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,780 | Rake $3
Board: [Qh Qd 8s 8d 3h]
Seat 1: Big Eye Fish (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dwballz (small blind) showed [Td Th] and won ($1,777) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 3: bb_Summer (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: pokrmonstr75 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: MimicMe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Pure_Espionage showed [7d 7s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights

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Yeah that was me. I found it funny that after the hand you stuck around for like 5 minutes to let me know what an idiot I am for getting it in with 1010 VS 77. The fact that you think anyone folds 1010+ or AK there really just proves what a first class moron you are. Do yourself a favor and take like 2 weeks off, then quit.

CaptainBusto 08-08-2007 06:51 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
[x] felt it coming

[/ QUOTE ]
[x] nah, just taking a piss

99killed 08-08-2007 08:07 AM

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Pure_Espionage: ur a moron


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ocdscale 08-08-2007 09:13 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
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few hands later I lose to AK with KK when AK flops riv A (felt it coming) i also rerasied to 50 preflop and he called i called HIM down knowing he had AK and almost folde d riv when he bet 150 into the 150 pot

[/ QUOTE ]

You play bad.

GreenSmoke85 08-08-2007 09:21 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
Deposit 20,000 next time.

niss 08-08-2007 10:01 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
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Pure_Espionage: ur a moron


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[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

[x] the pot-kettle-black thing

Marlo Stanfield 08-08-2007 10:04 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
[ QUOTE ]
i decided to deposit 2k and play some poker after a long absense.... bad idea
i lost first hand AA all in verse KK I lose to a set of kings(felt it coming)
few hands later I lose to AK with KK when AK flops riv A (felt it coming) i also rerasied to 50 preflop and he called i called HIM down knowing he had AK and almost folde d riv when he bet 150 into the 150 pot

what is the deal with FTP?
-1000 FAST

[/ QUOTE ]

Stop being a little BITCH, suck it up, [censored] happens.

KitCloudkicker 08-08-2007 06:42 PM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
move up to where they respect your raises, obv

tehkris 08-09-2007 12:57 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
brutal

ebepse 08-09-2007 01:12 AM

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this is awesome

Lori 10-15-2007 12:27 AM

Re: beats down 5 buyins in 10 minutes 200 nl
 
Why did you deposit 5k immediately after this post and then not play poker again?

Just curious.

<font color="white"> Lori</font>

Butcho22 10-15-2007 12:33 AM

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[x] felt it coming

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can't believe this wasn't in the first three replies

Resistance 10-15-2007 12:50 AM

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awesome thread

Barrin6 10-15-2007 12:58 AM

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Poop has joined the session.


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