BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Here's the shortest version of the deal...

My girlfriend has told me that she will mess around with another girl if I mess around with another guy; both of us will be able to watch but not touch in each scenario.

Here are the guidelines:

1) She messes around with another girl first.
--I figured that I could possibly agree to doing this and just back out after she does it...which will most likely be the end of our relationship.

2)However, in order to prevent me from doing what I said above, I have to set up my end of the deal before she holds up to hers...and she has to meet the guy.
--Once again, I could possibly rig this in my favor.

3) All I have to do is suck and be sucked by the male. Nothing more. Nothing less.

BBV4LIFE: I've never had any thoughts of exploring the male sex until now....does the deal seem worth it?????

I just don't know if I can handle putting some dude's junk in my mouth. ???? Regardless. Should I just screw her over on my end of the deal?

Help and guidance is desperately needed.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

To stick with guidlines:

Brag: Girlfriend wants to mess around with another girl.

Beat: I'm expected to do the same with a guy.

Variance: I'm not gay.


Gheyness is not Grheytness btw.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

looks like a bluff to me

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

This isnt worth it but is the only acceptable form of grimming.

If you are worried about losing your GF, relationships almost never survive 3-ways anyhow, so doing this is a death sentence most of the time. So if its still worth it, the grimming is like 100% no risk.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

If u go through this and anyone that u know in real life finds out.....YOU ARE NOW GAY

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Just say no.

You will regret this for the rest of your life.

This reminds me of the old joke:

An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.

The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:

Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa!

See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker?

And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?

But I tell ya, man! YOU [censored] ONE GOAT!

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

I'm looking to possibly side step my end of the deal by any means necessary.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

you're gay now for actually contemplating this...

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

threesome when you guys get to a point when ur prolly gonna break up anyway... obviously don't hold up to your end of the bargain..... i think your bi tho so who knows

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

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you're gay now for actually contemplating this...

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definately

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

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I'm looking to possibly side step my end of the deal by any means necessary.

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This is the easiest grimstar ever, man. You cant find some random guy who will pretend to be down with this to help you out? Make her go first, get some friend to help, set up webcam or something to pay friend for his help, this is easy.

The real problem here is: girls who would do it under these conditions just really want to do it and will do it under ANY conditions. You need to haggle.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Well I don't want to give her ammo for when we do break up. She's a real bitch.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Not worth it IMO.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

The ammo will be you pwned her hardcore and got something for free.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

hidden camera = ammo for you.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

yeah, I do get the feeling that she want to lick vagina...so is this my possible out? should I turn the tables are her and say "since I don't want to do you, you can't either?"

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Unless there's a part of you that actually wants to suck a guy off, and this is your reason/excuse for doing it, I wouldn't bother. There are plenty of girls out there who will gladly screw around with another chick WITHOUT forcing you to be gay.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

explain what you mean by GF... because it doesn't sound like you guys are dating

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

this is definitely not worth it if you think this relationship is going anywhere. if this relationship isn't going anywhere, just grimm.

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Unless there's a part of you that actually wants to suck a guy off, and this is your reason/excuse for doing it, I wouldn't bother. There are plenty of girls out there who will gladly screw around with another chick WITHOUT forcing you to be gay.

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Where are these girls? By no means am I casanova, but no girl i've ever been with has wanted to mess around with another girl in front of me.

I don't want to pay either.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

I'm not bi-curious. I'm not gay. I don't want to suck off another dude. The thought doesn't gross me out, but I just couldn't do it for the life of me.

We've been dating for quite some time now. Recently we've been exploring our sex lives. This topic has come up hence the dilemma I'm in now.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

The appropriate trade is munching rug:going to see ballet, not munching rug:slobbing knob. I bet you pay full price at hotels and [censored] too.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Be sure you don't get teh AIDS

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

CANDIDATE NUMERO UNO!

http://www.comicstripelpaso.com/albu...ere/sinbad.jpg

IMHO

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

I think she knows that you wont and hence doesnt plan to herself. Girls dont find teh man greys very attractive

your being leveled imo

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

if you guys want to do something new sexually, get into bdsm ldo.

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you're gay now for actually contemplating this...

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definately

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you're gay now for actually contemplating this...

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Girls dont find teh man greys very attractive


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you need to learn more stuff about more women! assuming you actually meant man gheys

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

I would have seriously contemplated smacking the gf across the face if she had proposed such a barbaric thing to me!

I mean seriously your gf has no respect for you. Your gf telling you to do this with another guy is the same as asking you to wear a pink fairy dress and walk downtown with it. Girl with girl is considered sexy and is a turn on for most guys, while guy with guy is just pure disgusting.

She disrespected you just by suggesting that and you don't even realize it.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Look at the bright side.

After you go through with this, you can all go down to the mall and buy matching purses.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

[x] Don't worry dude, I'm just taking a piss...

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

Seriously, this is so lopsided. It's acceptable and encouraged for girls to make out (or more) with each other, whereas even looking at a guy the wrong way can revoke your manhood. For her to think this is an even trade is ridiculous. Maybe a mason-Dan Bright style kiss is enough from your end.

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if she would actually still date u after she watched u blow a guy, u shouldn't be with her. i don't care if it's a double standard and that girls can make out and guys are called gay blah blah, don't do it if u want ur relationship healthy and if she would still like u after u did this then she's kinda a freak imo

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I know two guys whose first kisses were with each other because they wanted to two girls they were with to make out. Point is, I can't even remember who the girls were, but they get [censored] occasionally for it like 5 years later.

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

whatever its no big thing just eat it and smile

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

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Here's the shortest version of the deal...

My girlfriend has told me that she will mess around with another girl if I mess around with another guy; both of us will be able to watch but not touch in each scenario.

Here are the guidelines:

1) She messes around with another girl first.
--I figured that I could possibly agree to doing this and just back out after she does it...which will most likely be the end of our relationship.

2)However, in order to prevent me from doing what I said above, I have to set up my end of the deal before she holds up to hers...and she has to meet the guy.
--Once again, I could possibly rig this in my favor.

3) All I have to do is suck and be sucked by the male. Nothing more. Nothing less.

BBV4LIFE: I've never had any thoughts of exploring the male sex until now....does the deal seem worth it?????

I just don't know if I can handle putting some dude's junk in my mouth. ???? Regardless. Should I just screw her over on my end of the deal?

Help and guidance is desperately needed.

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Wait what? You want to see her kiss a girl so your'e gonna suck a dick to see it? What don't you just go out with a bi-girl or lesbian? (the latter is not impossible ducy?)

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

you can rig this pretty easily...

so if you don't care much about this chick..go that route..there's even a chance that she'll understand you backing out and everything will be fine.

but that's quite a gamble, so if you are trying to stay with her..just pass on this one.

of course, if you don't mind fooling around with a dude..go nuts

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

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whatever its no big thing just eat it and smile

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Which reminds me, the DC meet up is the 17th right?

Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...
 

[x] Thread is full of homophobes