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pokerspite 08-02-2007 08:46 PM

Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Is there a proven product on the market that can beat a hair follicle drug test?
In the last 90 days, I've done a fair share of Vicodin and a very small amount of Dexadrine (7.5 milligrams just a few days ago) and I'm guessing I'm going to fail.
Does anyone know of anything that actually works to beat these tests?

Alobar 08-02-2007 08:58 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
http://www.solomoda.com/modahombre/5...s/gillette.jpg

amplify 08-02-2007 09:01 PM

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toddw8 08-02-2007 09:59 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Tell them you ate a poppyseed muffin this morning.

wet work 08-02-2007 10:12 PM

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There are hair follicle cleansers. I have no clue if they're any good though. Google it.

pa3lsvt 08-02-2007 10:39 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
googletard!

Abstinence is pretty much the only good way to beat a hair test, at least for the ganja. Not sure about detection levels for the drugs you've mentioned.

edfurlong 08-02-2007 10:42 PM

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Take a hammer to your hand and get a script for the drugs?

woodguy 08-02-2007 10:52 PM

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Take a hammer to your hand and get a script for the drugs?

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Quality and creative.

Well done.

pokerspite 08-02-2007 11:04 PM

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Take a hammer to your hand and get a script for the drugs?

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Not out of the question. Though I'd have to have someone else swing the hammer.

React1oN 08-02-2007 11:39 PM

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Take a hammer to your hand and get a script for the drugs?

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Quality and creative.

Well done.

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ChipWrecked 08-03-2007 05:00 AM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Nice try but the test is on the hair itself, not the follicle. Hammer trick wouldn't explain traces further up the hair shaft.

AceLuby 08-03-2007 10:32 AM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
google for shampoo, it's out there. Shaving is a bad idea unless you plan on shaving everything (including eyebrows). What is this for? Hair tests are ridiculously expensive and have a very high false positive rating.

spock86 08-03-2007 06:14 PM

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http://naircare.com/images/products/...ts_lotions.jpg

Who wears short shorts?

Quicksilvre 08-03-2007 06:30 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
I dunno. Nair is designed for leg hair; I think head hair might be a little too tough for it, even if you cut/shave most of it off first. Also, OP would definitely get a headache from the fumes.

LOL at the "who wears short shorts?", though.

pa3lsvt 08-04-2007 02:20 PM

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google for shampoo, it's out there. Shaving is a bad idea unless you plan on shaving everything (including eyebrows). What is this for? Hair tests are ridiculously expensive and have a very high false positive rating.

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The shampoos are bunk. If you show up completely shaved, you will essentially fail: unable to produce sample.

Bishop22 08-04-2007 04:17 PM

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The shampoos are bunk. If you show up completely shaved, they will take body hair.

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pshabi 08-04-2007 05:42 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
OOT has gotten so stupid it's not even fun anymore. Why are you worried about testing positive for these drugs? WTF?

A S U 08-04-2007 05:48 PM

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google for shampoo, it's out there. Shaving is a bad idea unless you plan on shaving everything (including eyebrows). What is this for? Hair tests are ridiculously expensive and have a very high false positive rating.

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The shampoos are bunk. If you show up completely shaved, you will essentially fail: unable to produce sample.

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Yeah I used to work in a Doc's office and we did tons of hair tests. Some people would think they were smart and show up with a shaved head, so we'd take a chest hair, etc. One guy showed up shaved head-to-toe, cept his pubes. LOL..we got a sample..ouch!

agent_fish 08-04-2007 06:26 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Whenever I took one, they took my underarm hair. Also, I had smoked weed 60 days prior and still passed.

BadBoyBenny 08-04-2007 08:13 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Several smokers I know have passed these by soaking their hair in apple cider vinegar, no specialized product was needed.

Quicksilvre 08-04-2007 08:13 PM

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OOT has gotten so stupid it's not even fun anymore. Why are you worried about testing positive for these drugs? WTF?

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Because he's take a drug test, dude. I don't know what you've missed.

pshabi 08-04-2007 09:45 PM

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OOT has gotten so stupid it's not even fun anymore. Why are you worried about testing positive for these drugs? WTF?

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Because he's take a drug test, dude. I don't know what you've missed.

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Those drugs won't keep him from getting employed. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Quicksilvre 08-04-2007 09:47 PM

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OOT has gotten so stupid it's not even fun anymore. Why are you worried about testing positive for these drugs? WTF?

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Because he's take a drug test, dude. I don't know what you've missed.

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Those drugs won't keep him from getting employed. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I'll wager they will ask if he got prescribed these things.

heater 08-04-2007 10:28 PM

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OOT has gotten so stupid it's not even fun anymore. Why are you worried about testing positive for these drugs? WTF?

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Because he's take a drug test, dude. I don't know what you've missed.

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Those drugs won't keep him from getting employed. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I'll wager they will ask if he got prescribed these things.

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I will wager that they don't test for these drugs.

heater 08-04-2007 10:33 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Wikipedia:

"Drug testing in the United States began in the late 1980s with the testing of certain federal employees and specified DOT regulated occupations. Drug testing guidelines and processes, in these areas exclusively, are established and regulated (by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration or SAMHSA, formerly under the direction of the National Institute on Drug Abuse or NIDA) require that companies who use professional drivers, specified safety sensitive transportation and/or oil and gas related occupations, and certain federal employers, test them for the presence of certain drugs. These test classes were established decades ago, and include five specific drug groups. They do not account for current drug usage patterns. For example, the tests do not include semi-synthetic opioids, such as oxycodone, oxymorphone, hydrocodone, hydromorphone, etc., compounds that are highly abused in America:

1. Cannabinoids (marijuana, hashish)
2. Cocaine (cocaine, benzoylecognine, cocaethylene)
3. Amphetamines (amphetamine, methamphetamine)
4. Opiates (heroin, opium, codeine, morphine)
5. Phencyclidine (PCP)"

canis582 08-04-2007 11:35 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
What fascist job is it for? TSA?

Edge34 08-04-2007 11:50 PM

Re: Hair Follicle Drug Testing
 
Canis, did Iron go to sleep early? WTF are you doing out of Politics, where you belong?


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