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So this fat, obnoxious, fairly old and altogether far too chatty (in an obnoxious, fat, old way, also bitchy) comes into the store today. She does this a lot. Sometimes to complain, sometimes to intrude into yet another place in the world where she is not wanted. Today she came in with these little coupon books, which she said were 5 coupons for a free kid's meal each. She wanted $5 for the book of them (I assume Friendly's does this as a sort of gesture of friendliness [You see what I did there] to the other people who work in the mall) and she acted very rushed, said these were the only ones she had and that we had better buy them before she runs out. I ask her if I can use it right away, she doesn't seem to hear me. After purchasing this booklet of coupons like the huge sucker that I am, I ask again (louder this time) if I can go get my free kid's meal now. She laughs at me and says they aren't good until September.

I am generally to the point of considering just flaking out altogether and moving south, and this lady just pushed me over the edge. Revenge must be had. What do I do? The only things I've thought of so far are:

1) go eat at Friendly's, get her as a waitress, dip out on the bill
2) go over there and just scream at her, demand my money back, call her a dirty angle-shooter, etc
3) try to con one of my coworkers into purchasing them from me, thus perpetuating the cycle of angle-shooting
4) go eat at Friendly's, take a huge dump in their bathroom, wipe my ass with the coupons and leave the floater as evidence of my disgust

So BBV4L, what it do?

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any answer other than 4 is just incorrect.

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what would jesus do? hed probably follow her into the parking lot and find which car is hers. then when she goes to work the next day, take a dump and smear it all over the car. if she doesnt have a car, Turn thy cheek My son.

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Wait until september. Find out what section she's in. Give a free coupon to each of your friends. Each sit at a different table. Use coupons + Don't Tip. Maybe write a note on the check about angle shooting.

Then leave a big floater in the toilet with some photo copied kids coupons used as tp.

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Leaving a turd in the toilet isn't going to affect the shady waitress one bit. Some poor busboy is going to get stuck dealing with that.

I think sitting in her section, being a dick, and stiffing her would probably be sufficient. Or you can just murder her children if she has any.

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I forgot to add in choice 4 that I would obviously leave this floater in the women's bathroom, where this woman might have a chance of being the one to encounter it.

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obviously seducing her and the degrading her sexually is the way to go

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i would just tell her boss that she is going around selling books of coupons, that is almost certainly not kosher

then get some of your buddies to go there, torment her and then complain to the manager about her. every day. until she kills herself.

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#4 looks dominant and is my choice

i'd use the poo like glue and stick them to the toilet seat though

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then get some of your buddies to go there, torment her and then complain to the manager about her. every day. until she kills herself.

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This & #1 with a #4 on the windscreen of her car [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Angle shoot her right back. Go into the restuarant. Ask for her manager, and tell him/her that she sold you the coupon book and said it was good right away, and it isn't. Also, tell her manager that she said the proceeds were for cancer research and you are beginning to doubt that claim as well (bring a friend for corroboration). Say that you want proof of said cancer research proceeds, etc.)

Or do the jesus-poop thing to her car.

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right when you get the bill...

4)

then fake-pay for it (1))

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Call her boss about it, ask to speak to the store owner.

Let him know that she scammed you.

Best possible outcome: Waitress is fired (ruined life ftw), and you get a free meal

Worst possible outcome: You get an apology and the store owner buys the coupons back, or honors them early.

Edit: Your typical store manager won't give a damn and probably won't do anything about it. The OWNER will get their panties in a wad. Make sure you get the owner.

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Call her boss about it, ask to speak to the store owner.

Let him know that she scammed you.

Best possible outcome: Waitress is fired (ruined life ftw), and you get a free meal

Worst possible outcome: You get an apology and the store owner buys the coupons back, or honors them early.

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um dude. This plan doesnt involve [censored] smeared all over the bathroom

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Also, smear [censored] all over the bathroom.

Or at least microwave a couple Little Debbie brownies w/nuts, wad them up in to turd shapes and take them to your local Friendlie's to draw on the walls and leave 'em in the floor.

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After purchasing this booklet of coupons like the huge sucker that I am, I ask again (louder this time) if I can go get my free kid's meal now. She laughs at me and says they aren't good until September.

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I really don't understand this. I'll willingly admit that I have way too much regard for social moores, and I don't have nearly as much ability as some great BBV4L posters to just say whatever I'm thinking at all times. But seriously, can some people not tell some fat pathetic person selling stupid coupons to [censored] off?

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ok obviously the poop will not affect her, so please do not do it! and the brownies is an equally bad idea because those will harden into a sticky smear and take forever to clean off the wall.

why not

JUST WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER!

or...give them to a niece or nephew or young neighbor to use? not like a kid's meal is going to fill you up anyways, and it's FIVE dollars! (then you can blame the poo smears on the kids anyways)

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OP, you got Pwnd by a fatty who works at friendlys.....

Please close out both tables of 10NL that you are currently short-stacking and see this man immediately.....


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/IJackit/Jack.jpg

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or...give them to a niece or nephew or young neighbor to use?

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I like where youre going with this...

but this guy might not..

http://www.itsevansville.com/img/att...is_2005_sm.jpg

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[x] kill yourself


pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

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she doesn't sound too FRIENDLY amirite

explanation in white:
<marquee> <font color="white">The woman in question works at a Friendly's restaurant. She is actually quite unfriendly which makes the fact that she works at a restaurant named 'Friendlys' very ironic. </font> </marquee>

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she doesn't sound too FRIENDLY amirite

explanation in white:
&lt;marquee&gt; <font color="white">The woman in question works at a Friendly's restaurant. She is actually quite unfriendly which makes the fact that she works at a restaurant named 'Friendlys' very ironic. </font> &lt;/marquee&gt;

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hahh

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the real beat here is that you manage to describe an old and fat friendly's employee as 'crafty' - there is no way this can be true

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Angle shoot her right back. Go into the restuarant. Ask for her manager, and tell him/her that she sold you the coupon book and said it was good right away, and it isn't. Also, tell her manager that she said the proceeds were for cancer research and you are beginning to doubt that claim as well (bring a friend for corroboration). Say that you want proof of said cancer research proceeds, etc.)



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Good lord, this is such the clear winner. #4 is retarded, as it doesn't affect her at all.

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Angle shoot her right back. Go into the restuarant. Ask for her manager, and tell him/her that she sold you the coupon book and said it was good right away, and it isn't. Also, tell her manager that she said the proceeds were for cancer research and you are beginning to doubt that claim as well (bring a friend for corroboration). Say that you want proof of said cancer research proceeds, etc.)



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Good lord, this is such the clear winner. #4 is retarded, as it doesn't affect her at all.

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yah Im lovin the cancer bit.

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That woman has excellent meta game.

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obv a combo of 1 and 4 where you take a huge steamer, wipe yourself with the coupons, pay for your meal -$5, and leave the [censored] stained coupons as a tip. game over.

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5) Murder her family

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just go there, eat in her section, tip everyone in the whole restaurant liberally, and then neglect to tip her. seems easy enough. also, NT's idea about getting multiple complaints seems good too.

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We act as if the OP is actually going to do anything at all.

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I miss Friendly's, they need to branch out further west.

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acknowledge that you were bested by a fat women, go back in september leave 20 percent.

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Ask her on a date, get her to undress, take pics, hand over "crafty old fat Friendly" SIIHP coupons outside the store.

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acknowledge that you were bested by a fat women, go back in september leave 20 percent.

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WE HAVE A VAGINA

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Go to eat. Get bill. Leave check. Postdate check for September.

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Voted 4. But [censored] in the urinal.

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a better version of option 1:

you should cross out the valid dates on the coupons and write ANYTIME BIATCH. Then proceed to buy 5 kids meals and leave the newly edited coupons on the table as payment.

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[x] poop on the floor in the women's bathroom

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lol she does not sound very friendly to me!

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she doesn't sound too FRIENDLY amirite

explanation in white:
&lt;marquee&gt; <font color="white">The woman in question works at a Friendly's restaurant. She is actually quite unfriendly which makes the fact that she works at a restaurant named 'Friendlys' very ironic. </font> &lt;/marquee&gt;

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WHY CANT I MAKE THINGS MARQUEE!?!?!?!?!?