Kinky Lee Jones Refuses Jenna Jameson
 

Lee Jones Negotiates Sunday Million per Poker Stars Chat:

Lee Jones [Support]: lol $43Kaments! Well done Xaston

Xaston
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Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused for possible deal discussion.
Pehtoori: chipcount?
plasticard: y
lb6121: 5 way chop
lb6121: anything can happen
Pehtoori: yea
lb6121: play for winner extra 30k
Lee Jones [Support]: Okay, so you know you have to leave $30K for the winner.
Lee Jones [Support]: With that done, here are the numbers, going around the table from Zutz
lb6121: does anyone disagredd to chop
lb6121: ?
Lee Jones [Support]: Hang on lb
Lee Jones [Support]: That's not how we do things here.
plasticard: depend
Lee Jones [Support]: Let me state the numbers.
Lee Jones [Support]: Then y'all can discuss it.
Lee Jones [Support]: From Zutz...
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz: $100,472
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori: $106,038
Lee Jones [Support]: lb: $110,592
Lee Jones [Support]: plastic: $150,595
Lee Jones [Support]: Garbanzito: $129,312
Lee Jones [Support]: Say "agree" if you do
Pehtoori: agree
plasticard: i want 170k
lb6121: i want 10k out of plastic
lb6121: arer u crazy
Pehtoori: I want jenna jameson
lb6121: u got a fat bit allready u should give less
Zutzman: no way your gewtting another 20k on top
lb6121: no chance
Lee Jones [Support]: and no way you're getting jenna jameson
Pehtoori: damn
Zutzman: lee is kinky
plasticard: no agree
Pehtoori: I agree.. do what you want
GARBANZITO: I NIDE SPEACK SPANISH
lb6121: ok we play
lb6121: ok we play
lb6121: plastic can get 60k
plasticard: yes
Zutzman: lets play... no 20k on top
Lee Jones [Support]: Looks like we're going to deal some cards.
lb6121: when he donks his stack off
Lee Jones [Support]: Good luck to you all.
Lee Jones [Support]: Mike, the green button please



GARBANZITO: DEALER STOP PLEASE
Dealer: Pehtoori has a full house, Kings full of Aces
Dealer: plasticard has three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Game #11212895018: Pehtoori wins pot (9464976) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
GARBANZITO: I nidee to speack spanish with a suport people
Lee Jones [Support]: Garbanzo - we'll have somebody contact you immediately.
HostJacob [Support]: Garbanzito que necessite usted?
Pehtoori: deal?
plasticard: ok
Zutzman: can we please have enerything posdted oin both languaeges'3.
HostJacob [Support]: I asked him what he needs
GARBANZITO: gracias ...estaban negociando la reparticion del premio y no se pusieron deacuerdo solo quiero queles diga que si desean repartirlo que sea a porcentage de fichas igual que el monto del premio es lo justo y que nos den por ganadores a los 5 digales e
lb6121: shall we consider another deal boys
Pehtoori: ok
Zutzman: ill run the numbers
Lee Jones [Support]: Do you want us to pause it?
lb6121: yea
Pehtoori: yes
GARBANZITO: paren esto 5minutos para discutirlo
Zutzman: sure
Lee Jones [Support]: plastic?
plasticard: y
Dealer: Zutzman, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
GARBANZITO: STOP PLEASE
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
Lee Jones [Support]: we're going to pause
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused for possible deal discussion.
Pehtoori: run the chipcount please
Lee Jones [Support]: okay - here we go...
Lee Jones [Support]: With $30K set aside for the winner...
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz: $119,041
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori: $148,241
HostJacob [Support]: Con $30K mas por el ganador..
Lee Jones [Support]: lb: $107,843
Lee Jones [Support]: plastic: $99,306
Lee Jones [Support]: Garbanzito: $122,578
Lee Jones [Support]: Say "agree" if you do
Pehtoori: agree
plasticard: agree
HostJacob [Support]: Si esta bien, dice "agree"
Zutzman: 2 secs plz
GARBANZITO: AGREE
Zutzman: i disagree
Zutzman: lets play
HostJacob [Support]: Zutzman no acuerdo, el quiere jugar
lb6121: why just cos your a millionaire
Pehtoori: what ever
lb6121: we still playin for 30 on top
lb6121: just agree and its all good
Zutzman: im a billionaire
Pehtoori: make everybody happy
GARBANZITO: PLEASE EVERY BODY ARE WINERS
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz - you want cards in the air?
Zutzman: i'll take 125k
Zutzman: or lets deal
plasticard: asyou saw evrey thing kan happen
Pehtoori: I want 160
HostJacob [Support]: Zutzman quiere $125,000 o no
lb6121: boys
lb6121: lets just do it hoiw is it
Pehtoori: comeon zutz
lb6121: why u crying over 5k more zutz if yra millionaire
HostJacob [Support]: Todos los otros esta de acuerdo
Zutzman: not millionmaire bri
Zutzman: bro
Zutzman: if you cvant give me 125k lets play
GARBANZITO: ZUTZMAN PLEASE YOU WIN SURE
lb6121: garb will u give him 2k and peh will u give him 2k aswell
lb6121: then we square
Pehtoori: ok
GARBANZITO: YO ESTOY DEACUERDO CON LO QUE ME TOCA 122.578
lb6121: zutz
lb6121: just accept
lb6121: make it easy
lb6121: we still gambiln for 30k
Zutzman: ok lets play Lee
Lee Jones [Support]: you got it
Lee Jones [Support]: Mike- the green button please sir
Lee Jones [Support]: Good flops to you all


Zutzman
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Dealer: Game #11213022115: lb6121 wins pot (7629416) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: plasticard finished the tournament in 5th place
lb6121: deal now ?
lb6121: after this hand
Dealer: Zutzman, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
lb6121: im so happy the donkey is out
Pehtoori: ok
Lee Jones [Support]: Well done plastic - you're taking home over $59K
Dealer: Zutzman has timed out - hand is folded
Zutzman: ill look at number again
Pehtoori: support?
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused for deal discussion.
Pehtoori: chip deal please
lb6121: .....
Lee Jones [Support]: hang on guys - Mike and I are checking our numbers
Pehtoori: thank you
Lee Jones [Support]: Okay...
Lee Jones [Support]: $30K for the winner
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz: $122,538
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori: $134,484
Lee Jones [Support]: lb: $157,964
Lee Jones [Support]: GARBANZITO: $122,811
Lee Jones [Support]: say "agree" if you do
Pehtoori: agree
GARBANZITO: AGREE
lb6121: agree none of us are mugs here
lb6121: we all pros might as well deal now
lb6121: the fish is gone best case senario
GARBANZITO: ZUTZMAN IS JUST
lb6121: agree
Lee Jones [Support]: folks - let's just wait for zutz to say yes or no
Zutzman: iu ageee
Zutzman: i agree... im hammered yo
lb6121: sweet
Lee Jones [Support]: okay, we've got a deal.
Lee Jones [Support]: now there's $30K in the middle to win - good luck all.
HostJacob [Support]: Garb: el ganador tiene $30,000 mas
Pehtoori: ty
GARBANZITO: OK
GARBANZITO: QUEDO CERRADO EL TRATO SOLO ES PARA UN EXTRA DE 30K CIERTO?
HostJacob [Support]: Si
HostJacob [Support]: Usted gana $122,811 y $30K mas si usted gana el torneo
Dealer: GARBANZITO finished the tournament in 4th place
HostJacob [Support]: Felicidades Garb - usted juego muy bien
Lee Jones [Support]: Yeah, what Jacob said :-)
Lee Jones [Support]: and there's that $122,811 thing too
lb6121: lol that plastic guy was unreal donk
lb6121: he coulda had 160k
lb6121: lol
lb6121: but he refused the deal
Pehtoori: sick
Pehtoori: well he got 60k
Pehtoori: lol
lb6121: yea the bare min


Zutzman: OT
Dealer: Pehtoori has two pair, Aces and Queens
Dealer: lb6121 has two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Dealer: Game #11213238691: Pehtoori wins pot (12145636) with two pair, Aces and Queens
lb6121: so sick
lb6121: havent won a race all day i swear
Dealer: Game #11213241716: Pehtoori wins pot (575000)
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
Pehtoori: youve come a long way
Dealer: lb6121 has a straight, Three to Seven
Dealer: Zutzman has high card Ace
Dealer: Game #11213243788: lb6121 wins pot (5442160) with a straight, Three to Seven
Pehtoori: there you go
lb6121: won 1 there
lb6121: i really thought spade was coming
Dealer: Pehtoori has a flush, Ace high
Dealer: lb6121 has a pair of Aces
lb6121: gg
Dealer: Game #11213277501: Pehtoori wins pot (10854320) with a flush, Ace high
Dealer: lb6121 finished the tournament in 3rd place
Dealer: We are now Heads Up
Pehtoori: gg
Lee Jones [Support]: well done lb, you're taking home 2000 lb's of cash: $157K and change
Dealer: Pehtoori has high card Ace
Dealer: Zutzman has a pair of Nines
Dealer: Game #11213289077: Zutzman wins pot (22314408) with a pair of Nines
Zutzman: OLO and drunk
Dealer: Pehtoori has a pair of Fives
Dealer: Zutzman has two pair, Kings and Fives
Dealer: Game #11213296527: Zutzman wins pot (15431184) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Dealer: Pehtoori finished the tournament in 2nd place
Dealer: Zutzman wins the tournament - congratulations!
Lee Jones [Support]: Congratulations!
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori - you're taking home $134K, very well done
Lee Jones [Support]: and zutz - what a performance. You've won over $152K!
Lee Jones [Support]: Thank you to everybody - as I said earlier, we think this was the largest Sunday Million prize pool in history.
Lee Jones [Support]: This was great fun - thank you to everybody who participated and (most of) the railbirds.
Lee Jones [Support]: Everybody have a good night and we'll see you next week for the Sunday Million, here at PokerStars - the best (and biggest) poker site on the Internet

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lb6121: why just cos your a millionaire
Pehtoori: what ever
lb6121: we still playin for 30 on top
lb6121: just agree and its all good
Zutzman: im a billionaire

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Awesome!


Also, when does Lee Jones put in his two weeks?

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lol at the totally lost mexican.

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smooth operating by plastic to go from 150K to 59K

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she is like 50 rite?

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god im just so happy that i dont play donkaments and have to deal with this [censored]

GARBANZITO: PLEASE EVERY BODY ARE WINERS

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smooth operating by plastic to go from 150K to 59K

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Ha !

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smooth operating by plastic to go from 150K to 59K

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Gamboooling is bad, mmmkay.

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lb6121: plastic can get 60k

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Lee Jones [Support]: Well done plastic - you're taking home over $59K

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lol.

Is it always the case that the person who does not want to make the deal always goes out next. I have seen this many times both in live and internet.

Mark.

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I read the great support by poker stars here and wonder why I play Full Tilt.

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lol.

Is it always the case that the person who does not want to make the deal always goes out next. I have seen this many times both in live and internet.

Mark.

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I have a theory on that, seems to me like the one guy that doesnt want to make a deal usually puts the aggression on overkill after a busted deal since he thinks everyone else just wants to go up one pay level, as everyone knows this usually ends up either very good or very bad depending on the hands he runs into or if he gets played back at.

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I thought Lee was done with stars?

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lol.

Is it always the case that the person who does not want to make the deal always goes out next. I have seen this many times both in live and internet.

Mark.

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I have a theory on that, seems to me like the one guy that doesnt want to make a deal usually puts the aggression on overkill after a busted deal since he thinks everyone else just wants to go up one pay level, as everyone knows this usually ends up either very good or very bad depending on the hands he runs into or if he gets played back at.

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Yeah this is usually the case. They usually donk off all there chips w/ a mediocore hand.

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I was in IRC chat with Zuztman throughout the event, up until there were about 45-50 left, then I had to go to bed so didn't get to see the dealmaking but let's just say that my boy plays way better drunk and was TOASTED last night. Not quite sure how the hell he made it to first as bombed out as he was, but needless to say the IRC chat was ridiculously funny.

WTG Zutz!

T

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I thought Lee was done with stars?

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I understand that Mr. Jones still works for PokerStars, which provides the funding for the EPT, where Mr. Jones also works.

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"Well done Plastic" = quote of the year.

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HostJacob [Support]: Si esta bien, dice "agree"

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garbanzito, great stuff.

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What happens when there's somebody at the final-table who only speaks a language that they don't happen to have an interpreter for?

Still think they should do something resembling automated deal-making (and different customers could get Stars in their language).

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What happens when there's somebody at the final-table who only speaks a language that they don't happen to have an interpreter for?

Still think they should do something resembling automated deal-making (and different customers could get Stars in their language).

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What happens when someone speaks a language that is programmed into the software?

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I was in IRC chat with Zuztman throughout the event, up until there were about 45-50 left, then I had to go to bed so didn't get to see the dealmaking but let's just say that my boy plays way better drunk and was TOASTED last night. Not quite sure how the hell he made it to first as bombed out as he was, but needless to say the IRC chat was ridiculously funny.

WTG Zutz!

T

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wtf are u talking about. your friend is dick head and wanted 5k more...lol and then says hes drunk. so because he is drunk doesnt make him a greedy moron

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Let's see your Spanish.

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Funny stuff, i wonder if there are other chats that were hysterical too, that are on 2+2

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I was in IRC chat with Zuztman throughout the event, up until there were about 45-50 left, then I had to go to bed so didn't get to see the dealmaking but let's just say that my boy plays way better drunk and was TOASTED last night. Not quite sure how the hell he made it to first as bombed out as he was, but needless to say the IRC chat was ridiculously funny.

WTG Zutz!

T

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wtf are u talking about. your friend is dick head and wanted 5k more...lol and then says hes drunk. so because he is drunk doesnt make him a greedy moron

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To be fair, because he was drunk he was taking advice from a lot of different people simultaneously at that point. FWIW I thought he should have taken the deal (in part because he was drunk).

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I wonder if plastic knows what happened to him...

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I wonder if plastic knows what happened to him...

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Probably killed himself last night.

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lol at the totally lost mexican.

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Why do you assume he's Mexican?

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Why do you assume he's Mexican?

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Mexico was listed as his location next to his name. Looks like a good assumption.

Edit: You can still check the Sunday Million results which shows his location. I just checked.

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The reason people sometimes fall apart after being the sole refuser to a deal is that they get self-conscious. They start playing "not to lose," to avoid feeling like an idiot for having passed up the deal.

Either that, or the alleged propensity for deal refusers to lose is illusory.

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lol.

Is it always the case that the person who does not want to make the deal always goes out next. I have seen this many times both in live and internet.

Mark.

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I have a theory on that, seems to me like the one guy that doesnt want to make a deal usually puts the aggression on overkill after a busted deal since he thinks everyone else just wants to go up one pay level, as everyone knows this usually ends up either very good or very bad depending on the hands he runs into or if he gets played back at.

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Yeah this is usually the case. They usually donk off all there chips w/ a mediocore hand.

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Dealer: Pehtoori has a full house, Kings full of Aces
Dealer: plasticard has three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Game #11212895018: Pehtoori wins pot (9464976) with a full house, Kings full of Aces

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You may be right. iirc, plasticard had a somewhat weak Ace here...like an A9 v KK...board AKx x A. I think the bulk of the money went in on the flop with plasticard calling.

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actually plastic had AT, got his 4.5M stack all-in preflop against KK. i was watching and lololing

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actually plastic had AT, got his 4.5M stack all-in preflop against KK. i was watching and lololing

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Yeah, that sounds right. It was very funny considering the circumstances. It sure made plastic quickly agree to the second deal offer of $99k...which was refused by the drunk billionaire. lol

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did anyone catch this???

lb6121: ok we play
lb6121: ok we play
lb6121: plastic can get 60k
plasticard: yes

lb6121: when he donks his stack off


?? predicaments?

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Who is Zutzman or whatever? Is he really rich or an ingenious level?

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ow god Plastic got raped hard yo

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Who is Zutzman or whatever? Is he really rich or an ingenious level?

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I was in IRC chat with Zuztman throughout the event, up until there were about 45-50 left, then I had to go to bed so didn't get to see the dealmaking but let's just say that my boy plays way better drunk and was TOASTED last night. Not quite sure how the hell he made it to first as bombed out as he was, but needless to say the IRC chat was ridiculously funny.

WTG Zutz!

T

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Apparently T knows, if she'll disclose.


Edit: See Raymer thread. What's ITH!?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11441470



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Pfft, my boy Zutzman (GO ITH!) is in 4th out of 60. He'll last longer then fossilman....cuz he has noone gunning for him.

T


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Can you say FIRST PLACE for my boy?? Should've taken wagers.

T

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Zutzman: i agree... im hammered yo

hahaha, that's a binding contract if i've ever seen one.

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This chop-deal talk is better than anything on TV!