proof online poker is rigged
 

I now finally have the evidence to proof that online poker is rigged. I sent a simple email to the support of absolute poker requesting that my doom switch be turned off. Within 10 minutes of this request I get dealt a straight flush. I will now paste in the proof to end all doubt that online poker is rigged <please see the time stamps>.

Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:14:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "removing my email> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: [email protected]
what do i need to do to get u turn off my <censored> doom switch.

Stage #721289781: Holdem No Limit $4 - 2007-07-30 02:22:02 (ET)
Table: KENWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - Z8ELDRED ($1308.91 in chips)
Seat 6 - BALANDA11 ($895.05 in chips)
Seat 1 - RIGGED14 ($1333.90 in chips)
Seat 3 - LICKYDEES ($134.40 in chips)
BALANDA11 - Posts small blind $2
RIGGED14 - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RIGGED14 [Qh Kh]
LICKYDEES - Folds
Z8ELDRED - Folds
BALANDA11 - Raises $14 to $16
RIGGED14 - Calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qc 10h]
BALANDA11 - Bets $20
RIGGED14 - Raises $100 to $100
BALANDA11 - Calls $80
*** TURN *** [Jh Qc 10h] [9h]
BALANDA11 - Checks
RIGGED14 - Bets $229
BALANDA11 - Calls $229
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qc 10h 9h] [7s]
BALANDA11 - Checks
RIGGED14 - Bets $687
BALANDA11 - All-In $550.05
RIGGED14 - returned ($136.95) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RIGGED14 - Shows [Qh Kh] (Straight flush, king)
BALANDA11 - Mucks
RIGGED14 Collects $1787.60 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1790.10) | Rake ($2) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jh Qc 10h 9h 7s]
Seat 1: RIGGED14 (big blind) won Total ($1787.60) HI:($1787.60) with Straight flush, king [Qh Kh - P:Kh,P:Qh,B:Jh,B:10h,B:9h]
Seat 3: LICKYDEES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: Z8ELDRED (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: BALANDA11 (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [Qs Kd]

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

bump

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

Wait so you just have to tell them?

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

hmmmmmmmmm

my thoughts:

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7...s40c75fhe2.jpg

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

I was thinking the exact same thing. strange

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

Dildos and the impending doom from poker sites cannot stop me from revealing the truth that online poker is rigged. I will now outline the key points prooving the online poker rigged law:

I receive three emails from support in rapid succession tonight (no doubt they hope to keep the truth quiet) I will give support credit, they have went to surprisingly far lengths to to disprove the online poker rigged law. But after my quick session tonight there is no doubt that online poker is rigged. Also I understand that by posting this my doomswitch will be set for eternity but the poker community deserves the truth.

Hand #1 and 2
aa vs kk all in pre flop which is the epitome or riggedness.
sub point since my doom switch has been turned off currently my aa holds up

hand #3
my ak vs qq on aaq flop the money goes in on the river K .
Another ridiculous set up (money was going in on any river FWIW). When my doom switch is activated river is Q

bunch of other hands that I wont bore u with but they are all very rigged.

now for to the emails where support try to use rhetoric and propaganda to disprove the online rigged poker law but do not be fooled.


email #1

Thank you for choosing Absolute Poker, it is a pleasure to be of your assistance.We understand your frustration with your recent run of bad beats. As frustrating as this may seem, we can assure you that we at Absolute Poker
run a completely fair card room. Please remember that in online poker you will see a whole lot more hands than you would at a live casino.

Our system is fair and straight for both sides, for our customers, and for our company. We are glad to receive deposits from our customers because this means that they trust our company and they will continueplaying with us.
Also, our technical team reviews our software and our system on a daily basis to confirm that everything runs smooth and is free of any glitches that could affect our customers.

Please remember that we do no benefit from winnings or losses. We at
Absolute Poker are committed to be the best and most trusted and believe the way to achieve this is by being fair and loyal with our customers.

Our integrity and reputation is paramount. You can learn more at the
link provided below:

http://www.absolutepoker.com/integrity/

We hope that with this brief explanation you understand our company’s philosophy.

Please feel free to contact us if you have any further questions or comments.

Thanks for playing at Absolute Poker! If there is anything else we can help you with, please let us know. We're here for you!

email #2
Your email has been forwarded to the corresponding Department in order
to help you in a more detailed way. You will be contacted as soon as
possible.

Your patience and understanding will be highly appreciated.

Thanks for playing at Absolute Poker! If there is anything else we can
help you with, please let us know. We are here for you!

email #3

We can understand your frustration. We spent a lot of time andresources dedicated to ensuring the integrity of Absolute Poker. Our shuffling system has been audited by an independent accounting firm and has been
deemed infallible. In order to protect our players, we frequently review the shuffling system to maintain its accuracy and to monitor its security. The integrity of a poker room (particularly online) is necessary
for success. It is of paramount importance to us for our system to be true and correct. We assure you that it is.
There is no deck of cards shuffled as thoroughly as the Absolute Poker algorithm shuffle. Each game, the deck is shuffled 10 times with each shuffle moving each card somewhere between 1 and 51 times throughout the
deck (10 passes at Knuth's full shuffle algorithm). It is absolutely fair and unpredictable.

To check our RNG certificate, please visit the following link:
http://www.absolutepoker.com/integrity/

Thanks for playing at Absolute Poker! If there is anything else we canhelp you with, please let us know. We are here for you!

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

how long can you request for your doom switch to be turned off at a time?

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

I am sure sites have algorithms set up for riggedness to get optimal revenues from each player. For example if you are tilt monkey who plays long sessions when losing you need to go to great lengths to prove you will play long sessions with the doom switch deactivated.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

"Total Pot($1790.10) | Rake ($2) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)"

they make $2 regardless of who won the hand.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

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"Total Pot($1790.10) | Rake ($2) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)"

they make $2 regardless of who won the hand.

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They don't make $2 if the pot isn't big enough.

Also, they doomswitch good players and boomswitch bad ones to increase the size of the player pool (don't want bad players busting out and never returning).

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

"what do i need to do to get u turn off my <censored> doom switch."

Its pretty obvious that you just need to get a straihgt flush and stack someone.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

lol @ keik

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

next time send e-mail to support and not cashier

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

If it wasn't for riggedness I'd play online poker pretty much full time.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

no thanks, i try deal with the people who control the money. All basic support outside of Stars cant even understand English. Also another benefit of dealing with the cashier they put 10g's back into my account from a stagnant cash out request from back in may. If I dont pester them that money probably disappears

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

what is a doom switch?

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

tipsauce is the truth

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

you've also proved you are an complete idiot

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

this is such an obvious level and its not even close

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

a hand by OP:

STAGE #692409592: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $10 - 2007-06-26 20:42:03 (ET)
Table: NANTUCKET DR (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - IKESTOYS ($2108 in chips)
Seat 4 - THE GRINDER ($3294 in chips)
Seat 6 - RIGGED14 ($2267 in chips)
THE GRINDER - Posts small blind $5
RIGGED14 - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to IKESTOYS [9d 2c]
IKESTOYS - Folds
THE GRINDER - Raises $35 to $40
RIGGED14 - Raises $120 to $130
THE GRINDER - Raises $410 to $450
RIGGED14 - Calls $320
*** FLOP *** [5h Qc 9s]
THE GRINDER - Bets $590
RIGGED14 - All-In(Raise) $1817 to $1817
THE GRINDER - Calls $1227
*** TURN *** [5h Qc 9s] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [5h Qc 9s 7h] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE GRINDER - Shows [Qh Qs] (Three of a kind, queens)
RIGGED14 - Shows [Qd Kd] (One pair, queens)
THE GRINDER Collects $4532 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($4534) | Rake ($2)
Board [5h Qc 9s 7h As]
Seat 2: IKESTOYS (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: THE GRINDER (small blind) won Total ($4532) HI:($4532) with Three of a kind, queens [Qh Qs - P:Qs,P:Qh,B:Qc,B:As,B:9s]
Seat 6: RIGGED14 (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qd Kd - P:Qd,B:Qc,B:As,P:Kd,B:9s]

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

Another hand by OP:
STAGE #632328792: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $10 - 2007-04-15 15:46:42 (ET)
Table: BELGIUM HWY (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - POKERSKIBUM ($2535 in chips)
Seat 3 - RIGGED14 ($2749.60 in chips)
Seat 4 - I___BLUFF ($596 in chips)
Seat 5 - XAJA1 ($5737.42 in chips)
Seat 6 - FELTFACE ($584 in chips)
Seat 1 - IKESTOYS ($2010 in chips)
RIGGED14 - Posts small blind $5
I___BLUFF - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to IKESTOYS [Kd Kh]
XAJA1 - Folds
FELTFACE - Folds
IKESTOYS - Raises $35 to $35
POKERSKIBUM - Folds
RIGGED14 - Raises $105 to $110
I___BLUFF - Folds
IKESTOYS - Raises $400 to $435
RIGGED14 - All-In(Raise) $2639.60 to $2749.60
IKESTOYS - All-In $1575
RIGGED14 - returned ($739.60) : not called
*** FLOP *** [5d 10h 7h]
*** TURN *** [5d 10h 7h] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [5d 10h 7h Jc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IKESTOYS - Shows [Kd Kh] (One pair, kings)
RIGGED14 - Shows [Qd Qs] (One pair, queens)
IKESTOYS Collects $4027 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($4030) | Rake ($3)
Board [5d 10h 7h Jc 2d]
Seat 1: IKESTOYS won Total ($4027) All-In HI:($4027) with One pair, kings [Kd Kh - P:Kh,P:Kd,B:Jc,B:10h,B:7h]
Seat 2: POKERSKIBUM (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: RIGGED14 (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qd Qs - P:Qs,P:Qd,B:Jc,B:10h,B:7h]
Seat 4: I___BLUFF (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: XAJA1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: FELTFACE Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

tilt is a hell of a drug.
I will be shocked if people cant dig up hands that are about 25 times worse than that

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

that second one is a joke right?

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

about how you played it yes

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

10k hu freezeout?

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

I can vouch for OP. I've sent somewhere in the area of 5 emails to Stars asking for my boomswitch to turn back on and every time I've run hot afterwards. No joke.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

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10k hu freezeout?

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I'M GONNA 5BET ALL IN TO A 4BET FROM A PLAYER IN POS, THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING COOLERED

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

also, its not like i'm never on absolute, just [censored] play me... everyone sits out

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

I remember this hand u had 4 bet twice in the last 30 hands. I then push over the top and congratulations you wake up with kk yeah you. Please don't come with the bs argument that you wont call with worse because I know you will and so will everybody else considering the dynamic at the time. After you won the hand you immediately sat out and left which was real classy.

I have tried to play you hu numerous times and you refuse to play me so stfu about nobody playing you

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

lol i'm sure the NL4 player has tried to play me HU many a time

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

[x] thread suddenly became interesting

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

[x] proof
[ ] no proof

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

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I can vouch for OP. I've sent somewhere in the area of 5 emails to Stars asking for my boomswitch to turn back on and every time I've run hot afterwards. No joke.

[/ QUOTE ]

I cashed out yesterday and am running bad today I think I'll try this.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

not really rigged

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

please name a time and date after 5:00pm and I will happily play you hu anystakes on absolute

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

lol your gonna get wrecked

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

Wait did Stars stop selling boomswitches for FPP's? I bought a monthly subscription for 80k FPP's a few months ago, but didn't have enough recently so I didn't look to see if they were still doing it.

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

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please name a time and date after 5:00pm and I will happily play you hu anystakes on absolute

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gogogogogoggogogogoogogogogogogogo

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

[ QUOTE ]
please name a time and date after 5:00pm and I will happily play you hu anystakes on absolute

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WOW

Re: proof online poker is rigged
 

Hello Ryan,

Thank you for your email.

I'm sorry to hear that you have had a rough run. I bet Lee wishes he had
access to a boomswitch, as do I, since neither of us would have to work
for a living if we did [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I am also sad to report that Lee no longer works for PokerStars, but has
taken a position with the EPT.

I sincerely hope your luck improves, and let me know if you discover that
boomswitch.

Kind regards,

Dan M.
PokerStars Support Team