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5'3. ~110 pounds, small firm b cups. I basically just took told her exactly what I wanted, e.g. rub my shaft on your cleavage and tip on your nipples while you play with my balls, deep throat while massaging my thighs and nut sack, etc. We had standard intercourse -- cowgirl, missionary, and doggy. I've had many escorts over the years, and this was one of the better experiences. So what do you want to know about obtaining and banging a ho?

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You waited almost nine months to make this your first post? How much was she? How long?

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How worthless do you feel paying for sex? What is it like to be ugly and fat?

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Did you feel empty afterward?

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Nope.

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you suck at this thread

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Started iching yet?

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How much was she? How long?

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1 hr, $240 with tip (very cheap)

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Started iching yet?

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safe sex with an escort is generally way safer than random bar sex, fyi

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Ummmm I was serious. Also what is it like to not be able to get a non-hooker to sleep with you? Did the hooker where a blind-fold and nose plugs to mask your hideousness and fat stench?

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wow, i am surprised a marine has such strong views against prostitution: "if im gonna get smoked for a word, my word's Poon Tang"

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do/did you have to wear a condom when getting a [censored]?

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do/did you have to wear a condom when getting a [censored]?

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not for the bj, of course for the intercourse

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Im just [censored] with you man.Ok serious question. aren't you afraid of getting an STD,IE herpes(since the no condom mouth action?)?

And Pictures would be good.

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In before lock, * and ban for troll account.

Guys, this belongs in BBV.

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did she have a heart of gold?

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How much was she? How long?

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1 hr, $240 with tip (very cheap)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Was she asian? Sounds like it from her body.

Why did u get a whore instead of a normal girl? Where did u pick her up?

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Did someone sneak in, in the middle of the night and kill her, and now you're going on a murderous rampage until you find who did it, and once you do you'll make them pay dearly for their decision?

Along the way on your adventure, did you run into her twin sister?

- C -

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Started iching yet?

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safe sex with an escort is generally way safer than random bar sex, fyi

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oh really... FYI (lol) no it's not!!

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Started iching yet?

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safe sex with an escort is generally way safer than random bar sex, fyi

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oh really... FYI (lol) no it's generally not!!

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Additional charges to PIITB?

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Yeah I mean random bar girls are usually desparate and havent been getting much ass, but escorts are professional [censored] and get it all the time... although it could be argued they get most of their business from losers that haven't had enough sexual experiences to get an STD, but a combination of losers are eventually going to bang an escort that has one and spread it to other escorts accidentally.

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i would say random bar sex can be more dangerous then having sex with a hooker or vice versa. It all depends on different factors such as where are you getting this hooker. What type of hooker is she (cheap, really slutty, ugly). And it depends on where this random bar is. This random bar could be one of those where a lot of diseases are goin around.

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Started iching yet?

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safe sex with an escort is generally way safer than random bar sex, fyi

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oh really... FYI (lol) no it's generally not!!

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yeah if a hooker is off duty or the chick you pick up at the bar has open sores on her vagina that are pussing.

see there are exceptions to the rule!

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Nope.

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Then your a virgin and a troll because after I get done having sex it feels like I just emptied the great lakes into the ocean.

Your like the guy who says it tickles before orgasm..... Guess what it does not tickle it feels like a cannon is going off.... Virgin you are !!!

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Then your a virgin and a troll because after I get done having sex it feels like I just emptied the great lakes into the ocean.

Your like the guy who says it tickles before orgasm..... Guess what it does not tickle it feels like a cannon is going off.... Virgin you are !!!

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level?

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It's an impressive feat that most of the responses in this thread are actually worse than the op.

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ok, i'll bite.

how did you procure the ho?
were you in a hotel room?
did you have to convince her to give you a bare bj or did she offer?

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Was her penis a bother during missionary?

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Started it ching yet?

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the prostitute grammar police strikes again!

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What city are you located in? Did you get her out of the yellow pages?

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wow, i am surprised a marine has such strong views against prostitution: "if im gonna get smoked for a word, my word's Poon Tang"

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Once again KKF wins the thread

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Did she only let you pop once, or did you get MSOG for the money?

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How much was she? How long?

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1 hr, $240 with tip (very cheap)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Was she asian? Sounds like it from her body.

Why did u get a whore instead of a normal girl? Where did u pick her up?

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honest question, do you thailand guys think you're making us jealous or what with the constant comments? like 50% of the posts you guys make are about how cheap thailand is, do you really have nothing else to talk about?

i don't even care about thailand and i think i could name every person on this site who lives there because that's ALL YOU [censored] TALK ABOUT and NO ONE [censored] CARES you're just OBNOXIOUS


except KKF obviously. the rest of you should take a hint from him.

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Are you surprised that most of the replies in this thread are worse than the OP?

What sort of activities did she forbid? Would you have been able to SIIHP if you had wanted to?

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lol @ the guy who assumed the OP must be ugly and fat. I've slept with 14 women in my life and 3 of them have been hookers. I slept with two of the hookers at once and recorded the only threesome of my life. If that makes me fat and ugly then so be it. Too bad for those hookers that I had a videocamera in the hotel closet and I saved the whole thing on tape, for posterity.

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Can me and 2 friends get a hooker and split up the half hour between us to make it cheaper? We wouldn't need even 10 minutes each let alone an entire half hour.

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Can me and 2 friends get a hooker and split up the half hour between us to make it cheaper? We wouldn't need even 10 minutes each let alone an entire half hour.

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can either of you get passed teh fact that one of you is going 2nd?