My High School Girlfriend Had a Body Like Natalie Portman
 

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http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/a...es/Leon230.jpg

Her face doesn't necessarily look exactly like her, but she resembles Portman in a few ways. I dated her for three years. And no I will not put pictures of my ex-gf up....unless I'm drunk.

Discuss.

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Get drunk!

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I might actually take an hour drive to see her and get drunk with her and her girlfriends tonight. If I do, I'm definitely getting sexy time pics for BBV4L without a doubt. You all better hope she calls me.

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I think she's pretty. I like the pretty cake thing she has going on.

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Mine looks like Natalie Portman in the Professional

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Mine looks like Natalie Portman in the Professional

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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ter/hanson.jpg

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No boobs
No booty

I still got love for Natalie though...

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get drunk u turd, I am

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seriously, if there has ever been a case of pics or ban this is it

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i love me some bmwguy but i just don't see the point of making this thread if you're not gonna post pics.

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seriously, if there has ever been a case of pics or ban this is it

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I thought she wasn't as flexible as she really should have been to play a stripper. Given her salary and all. I mean.

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seriously, if there has ever been a case of pics or free taco bell for everyone or ban this is it

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fwiw my high school girlfriend looked almost exactly like natalie portman's neighbor.

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Were her boobs like bags of sand?

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Were her boobs like bags of sand?

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nice

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Were her boobs like bags of sand?

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I just macramed a pair of jean shorts for everyone in this thread.

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edited/deleted, said [censored] lol

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I did indeed get drunk, and she [censored] me over tonight, so here are the only shots I could salvage. Her body is like Portman's from "Closer", atrust me

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName2.jpg

And if you guys wanna hate, then hate on me, but [censored] you

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You know how I know you're gay?

You post pics of your girlfriend who supposedly has a body like Natalie Portman BUT HER BODY IS NOT SHOWN.

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u shot these photos tonight?
so she changed her dress inbeetween?

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oh wow shes hideous

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shes pretty hot for a turd-face

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she's pretty cute bmw.. for having a penis.

How did she [censored] u over? I thought you dated her in high school.

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i see no pictures.

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u shot these photos tonight?
so she changed her dress inbeetween?

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and sprayed on some tanning spray products as well?

chick is fugly yo

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Your ex's body doesn't resemble Natalie Portman's at all. F the haters though, she's cute.

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You know how I know you're gay?

You post pics of your girlfriend who supposedly has a body like Natalie Portman BUT HER BODY IS NOT SHOWN.

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and she [censored] me over tonight

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she looks like a sweet like angel-cake face, how could she [censored] you over?
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she's hot you guys are lame.

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I'm seeing double!

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I'd hit it.

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she's hot you guys are lame.

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she's lame you guys are hot.

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Do you two sleep front to back or just your wangs start fires while you sleep?

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I did indeed get drunk, and she [censored] me over tonight, so here are the only shots I could salvage. Her body is like Portman's from "Closer", atrust me

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName2.jpg

And if you guys wanna hate, then hate on me, but [censored] you

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Whose open photobucket account did you jack these pics from?

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she's hot you guys are lame.

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I did indeed get drunk, and she [censored] me over tonight, so here are the only shots I could salvage. Her body is like Portman's from "Closer", atrust me

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName2.jpg

And if you guys wanna hate, then hate on me, but [censored] you

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I'm just sayin


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...er/kattan2.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ter/kattan.jpg

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This is the worst thread ever.

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I did indeed get drunk, and she [censored] me over tonight, so here are the only shots I could salvage. Her body is like Portman's from "Closer", atrust me

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName2.jpg

And if you guys wanna hate, then hate on me, but [censored] you

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I'm just sayin


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...er/kattan2.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ter/kattan.jpg

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Im with the "shes hot, you guys are lame" crowd, but this gets two thumbs up.

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I did indeed get drunk, and she [censored] me over tonight, so here are the only shots I could salvage. Her body is like Portman's from "Closer", atrust me

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...tsHerName2.jpg

And if you guys wanna hate, then hate on me, but [censored] you

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I'm just sayin


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...er/kattan2.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ter/kattan.jpg

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lol this is good

I'm a little disturbed that you immediately thought of Mango when you saw her pics though.