FLASH! Jessica Alba on the prowl again! (plus NSFW boobie alert)
 

Jessica Alba has dumped her producer boyfriend of two years with a quick phone call and having her assistant pack up his belongings from the house they both share. According to him, "it came out of nowhere and he's devastated."

In related news, all of 2+2 rejoices although her newly single staus does absolutely nothing in improving the chances any of us have of banging her.

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Nice shirt.

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I wonder who on 2+2 realistically has the greatest chance of banging her. Thoughts?

Dom, is that pic fake? I don't think you can have nudity in the thread even if you did tag it NSFW.

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I wonder who on 2+2 realistically has the greatest chance of banging her. Thoughts?

Dom, is that pic fake? I don't think you can have nudity in the thread even if you did tag it NSFW.

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It's ok if it's Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanssen or Adriana Lima. Read your bylaws man!

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OH MY GOD THOSE THINGS ARE PERFECT

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Brandi

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vnh

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That gotta be photoshop. Still, amazing pic.

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Get the HD version of F4 and check out the shot where Mr Fantastic walks in on her just getting out of the shower.

- C -

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I wonder who on 2+2 realistically has the greatest chance of banging her. Thoughts?

Dom, is that pic fake? I don't think you can have nudity in the thread even if you did tag it NSFW.

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shhhh.....i wont tell if you wont tell

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Jessica Alba has dumped her producer boyfriend of two years with a quick phone call and having her assistant pack up his belongings from the house they both share. According to him, "it came out of nowhere and he's devastated."


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He speaks of himself in the third person? Well then I can see why she dropped him.

Also, LOL at that idiotic blouse.

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meh it's fake. There's no way she goes around wearing something that clearly shows her boobs.

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meh it's fake. There's no way she goes around wearing something that clearly shows her boobs.

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tons of celebrities have shown up wearing [censored] like this.

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Here's another pic of Alba. Same pic with another pose next to it Alba

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meh it's fake. There's no way she goes around wearing something that clearly shows her boobs.

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It doesn't show like this in person. When a flash is used though it will make the blouse much more revealing. Photographers know about this and make sure to use flash in cases like this. For some reason though most celebrities are too stupid to understand this concept and continue to wear clothes like this. It's likely real.

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Jessica Alba has dumped her producer boyfriend of two years with a quick phone call and having her assistant pack up his belongings from the house they both share. According to him, "it came out of nowhere and he's devastated."


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He speaks of himself in the third person? Well then I can see why she dropped him.

Also, LOL at that idiotic blouse.

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Jimmy's saaaaad.

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i would like to lead a momment of silence and a small prayer...



GOD LET THERE BE A SEX VIDEO!
GOD LET THERE BE A SEX VIDEO!
GOD LET THERE BE A SEX VIDEO!
GOD LET THERE BE A SEX VIDEO!
GOD LET THERE BE A SEX VIDEO!
GOD LET THERE BE A SEX VIDEO!

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Here's another pic of Alba. Same pic with another pose next to it Alba

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Ban.

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i hate being 'that guy', but jessica just doesn't do it for my like other celebrities.

i would definitely still would give her a chance if she wanted to date me. i'm a nice guy, its the least i could do. if some other model-type gave me a call that particular weekend though, she would have to wait in line.

and yes, i am an idiot and likely a gay.

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i hate being 'that guy', but jessica just doesn't do it for my like other celebrities.

i would definitely still would give her a chance if she wanted to date me. i'm a nice guy, its the least i could do. if some other model-type gave me a call that particular weekend though, she would have to wait in line.

and yes, i am an idiot and likely a gay.

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I tend not to participate in these threads, becuse Im with you. I know I should think alba is super hot, and she is "technically", but she just doesnt do it for me. Id much rather have a 5'10 blonde. I dont think we are gay though.

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i hate being 'that guy', but jessica just doesn't do it for my like other celebrities.


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Yeah, she is no Will Smith or Mario Lopez.

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I am pretty sure the pic is real... I remrember all the Entertainment tonight shows going crazy because it was taken at some award show intended for kids like the teen choice awards or something like that

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i hate being 'that guy', but jessica just doesn't do it for my like other celebrities.


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Yeah, she is no Will Smith or Mario Lopez.

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i am a zach man fwiw.

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So, can someone give her my number?

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For those who think this picture is fake it is most certainly not

These are from a while ago and I think there was even a whole 2+2 thread about it.

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So, can someone give her my number?

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she has it, just not in order

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Dom,

Klompy now has a different desktop.

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The pic in the OP is *slightly* fake.

It appears someone took the real image and changed darkness/contrast to make the clothing more seethrough than it really was.

Pretty awesome job, too.

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good news!

also, picture in OP has been brightness/contrast adjust to highlight, thank god.

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Your "flash" is like 3 days old. Nice scoop!!!!

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Your "flash" is like 3 days old. Nice scoop!!!!

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in case you were wondering, Dids, I'm not really a member of the press.

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I was behind her at Coffee Bean in LA and I have to admit I was completely shocked at how average she looked.
Great body...but when she turned around to leave and I got a full look at her face etc...she was cute at best.
Add to the fact that she is lacking any talent whatsoever, in my mind you could do a whole lot better in terms of hot famous chicks that u want to [censored].

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meh it's fake. There's no way she goes around wearing something that clearly shows her boobs.

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It doesn't show like this in person. When a flash is used though it will make the blouse much more revealing. Photographers know about this and make sure to use flash in cases like this. In the interest of generating attention celebrities continue to wear clothes like this. It's likely real.

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FYP

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The pic in the OP is *slightly* fake.

It appears someone took the real image and changed darkness/contrast to make the clothing more seethrough than it really was.

Pretty awesome job, too.

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Here are some of the originals (scaled down to prevent side-scrolling). The pic in the OP is clearly altered, but the spirit of the photograph was genuine.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6...basmallrl0.jpg

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5...asmall2ai3.jpg

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meh it's fake. There's no way she goes around wearing something that clearly shows her boobs.

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It doesn't show like this in person. When a flash is used though it will make the blouse much more revealing. Photographers know about this and make sure to use flash in cases like this. In the interest of generating attention celebrities continue to wear clothes like this. It's likely real.

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FYP

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Yup it's real late in the game to feign surprise about this kind of thing. Pure publicity stunt.

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is that angela behind her?

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not real, im too lazy to provide proof, but i will when a ton of idiots say "zomg ur sooo wrong idiot [censored] [censored] [censored]"

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Alba has revealed that she envisions a much older man as her ideal partner, making references to Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Robert Redford, and Michael Caine. "I have this thing for older men. They've been around and know so much."[15]

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El Diablooooowwww????

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Read: some guy who can put her in more movies.

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not real, im too lazy to provide proof, but i will when a ton of idiots say "zomg ur sooo wrong idiot [censored] [censored] [censored]"

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The original pictures are in this thread. That's taking lazy to a new art form.