good morning BJ
 

So I am on an awful sleep schedule and fatal error asks me if I want to go see the simpsons first showing is at 11:15 so we head over to southpoint casino after some much needed volcano. Get there at like 11:05 get our tickets have 10min to burn before previews so we go play some blackjack. We both pull out 500 for some quaters and it goes for like 2 minutes the dealer is just shuffling finally she goes well you guys got IDs. We show get our chips and start betting 2 hands a piece. I am like well gotta last 10minutes so not betting a lot first few hands. We both win when the dealer shows a 6 we stand on all hands she busts. +100 for me +150 for him. I remove my bets and put just a quater he's like wtf we got 10minuntes to lose this bet more. I oblige put hundo on each get a blackjack on one double on the other obv win. We keep running good we each won both of our inventsments have tripled by now. We notice the pit guy starting us down really hard he taps a new dealer to go in with a new deck. We keep running good dealer never had a card above 7 showing and only one made a hand that had value . And I still won both my bets that hand and john only lost one.

I made 2k in that short 10minutes before a awesome simpsons movie john made a little less since he lost one of his final hands where he had a double. Pretty sure we played 24 hands a piece of which I won 21 pushed 2 busted on 1. John was like 19/4/1 or something.

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I thought this would involve a blow job until I saw the name of the poster

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I didnt think this was going to be about blackjack

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how do you shortstack bj?

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Beat: your a degenerate luckbox who
will never get any pussy without paying for it.

Seriously who starts a fukin thread named good morning
BJ and it doesn't involve getting some?

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prof never paid for it never will

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how do you shortstack bj?

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johns good at it.

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Seriously who starts a fukin thread named good morning
BJ and it doesn't involve getting some?

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well, he did say the movie was "awesome." You gotta do something during the previews.

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Cliffnotes:
-Shaundeeb bets $100+ per BJ hand and after 10 minutes was up 2k

-goes to see the Simpsons movie

- People angry at the stupid thread complaining the title is misleading.

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shaundeeb if ur going to do -ev gambling u should just play me heads up at least u then have a chance of making a thread that's not gay if u run good

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expecting morning [censored] aswell....

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gehrig you backed down from my multitabling hu challenge and bryce got the action don't be bitter.

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after some much needed volcano.

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Guh, I hate reading about your Volcano now that mine sits useless in the corner of my room because apparently nobody in SD sells weed anymore.

At least you changed your avatar again so I don't have to see it in all of your posts, haha

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after some much needed volcano.

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Guh, I hate reading about your Volcano now that mine sits useless in the corner of my room because apparently nobody in SD sells weed anymore.

At least you changed your avatar again so I don't have to see it in all of your posts, haha

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never had it as avatar you are thinking of thayer the short pudgery monkey lookalike version of myself.

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I'm still not sure what shaun was trying to describe in OP, but I knew it would be about blackjack when I opened the thread.

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shane how much to higher you as my to write my posts.

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shane how much to higher you as my to write my posts.

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I'll proofread for 1% of blackjack profits.

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shane how much to higher you as my to write my posts.

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I'll proofread for 1% of blackjack profits.

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that could support your PLO degeneracy.

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shane how much to higher you as my to write my posts.

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You could "hire" me for $20/post, but that is probably "higher" than you are willing to pay.

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shane how much to higher you as my to write my posts.

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You could "hire" me for $20/post, but that is probably "higher" than you are willing to pay.

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that was an intention mistype I know you are coy enough to catch it but I just auto get credit for a misspelling.

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you live in Vegas now?

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nah leaving next week for TS then europe for a few months.

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too sfw;dr

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Hey dude thanks for inviting me!

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too gay didn't read

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never had it as avatar you are thinking of thayer the short pudgery monkey lookalike version of myself.

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Yeah I suppose I lump all of the not quite rich and famous stoners who play donkaments into one person.

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Hey dude thanks for inviting me!

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noooooooooooooo

firefox image block to the rescue!

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I'm still not sure what shaun was trying to describe in OP, but I knew it would be about blackjack when I opened the thread.

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how do you shortstack bj?

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10k fight yo?

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questions for shaun deeb:

-do you smoke pot?
-what's your favorite method of smoking pot?
-are you friends with thayer?
-how cool is gambling?
-when you do something, do you often have 2+2 in mind?
-when is the last time you were laid?
-have you considered using your poker winnings on lipo?
-how cool is fatal error? cooler than you? less cool?
-how much to be my life coach?

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Hey dude thanks for inviting me!

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I think it was more important for you to drop 20k vs gus today while I was enjoying the great movie.

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I thought this would involve a blow job until I saw the name of the poster

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I thought this would involve a blow job until I saw the name of the poster

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fatties dont get bjs, they give them

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When i read thread title the first thing that came to mind was "uh oh thayer, what have you done"

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questions for shaun deeb:

-do you smoke pot?
maybe
-what's your favorite method of smoking pot?
volcano
-are you friends with thayer?
unfortunately
-how cool is gambling?
right behind food/sleeping
-when you do something, do you often have 2+2 in mind?
if I'm around other 2+2ers a lot if I'm home with fam rarely
-when is the last time you were laid?
college
-have you considered using your poker winnings on lipo?
no I don't mind being fat.
-how cool is fatal error? cooler than you? less cool?
John's awesome in a premenstrual gay guy kind of way
-how much to be my life coach?
nah not enough free time to enlighten you.

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todays a day to run good so I am at 500/1k 08 expect lots of money.

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Shaun [censored] Deeb

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beat: you don't know what a comma is

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todays a day to run good so I am at 500/1k 08 expect lots of money.

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sigh