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As far as I remember, I've never started a thread in BBV. This happens to be quite a bother to me, leaving me feeling unaccomplished. Thusly, I give you this thread (because i couldn't think of anything better.
The poster who makes the meanest comment without getting censored will receive $10 on stars.
...let the bashing begin!

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Grimstarr likes you.

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You like Grimstarr.

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this is the best thread you could think of?

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YSSCKY?

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You look like Grimstarr.

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BenJammin'? More like BensucksatPoker


Ship to Max Raises on Stars

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Your generic avatar indicates that you are not creative.

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You're a big fat doody head

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[x] grimstarr is mentioned in a random bbv thread

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YSSCKY?

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i forgot to mention that abbrvs. dont count

and so far VickreyAuction is in the lead...by far

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Your parents never loved you

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In your rear, cow derriere. You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. Prison Barber and a ka-ka mouth too. You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude. Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. mother leover, near-sighted gynecologist. Paramecium brain.. oh I'll tell you what a parmecium brain is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

now send me my money [censored]

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ben, was your Xbox Live Gamertag the same as your 2p2 sn?

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In your rear, cow derriere. You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. Prison Barber. ka-ka mouth. You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude. Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. mother leover, near-sighted gynecologist. Paramecium brain.. oh I'll tell you what a parmecium brain is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

now send me my money [censored]

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quoting Hook doesn't count either...originality kid...

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ben, was your Xbox Live Gamertag the same as your 2p2 sn?

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If that's a real question - no, i don't even have XBox Live
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If that's supposed to be mean - you lose

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ben, was your Xbox Live Gamertag the same as your 2p2 sn?

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If that's a real question - no, i don't even have XBox Live
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If that's supposed to be mean - you lose

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ok... just curious

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ben, was your Xbox Live Gamertag the same as your 2p2 sn?

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If that's a real question - no, i don't even have XBox Live
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If that's supposed to be mean - you lose

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you suck at bbv

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You contumacious gob of incredible elephant dung

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YOUR FACE IS STUPID AND YOUR BRAIN IS UGLY

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Benjammin..... i sincerely hope that in the near future you, all of your friends, and your entire extended family get cancer and die a slow miserable death.

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you're the reason people kill little babies

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No one will remember you when you're gone.

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XxGeneralxX on stars

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Benjammin..... i sincerely hope that in the near future you, all of your friends, and your entire extended family get cancer and die a slow miserable death.

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this should win $10, and is why my chat is banned on stars for 5 more months

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Thesis- You are a loser. You were so desperate for attention that you created a post where you gave away money to people all they have to do is talk about you to other people. You spent 3/4's of your day grinding that 10 dollars out while desperately hoping you will find true love in life.

You are most certainly ugly and probably obese. You dont have many friends and they always pick on you behind your back. You dont know this but everynight your mother prays to god that you get into a car accident and die. She is embarrassed to be seen in public with you.

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Thesis- You are a loser. You were so desperate for attention that you created a post where you gave away money to people all they have to do is talk about you to other people. You spent 3/4's of your day grinding that 10 dollars out while desperately hoping you will find true love in life
You are most certainly ugly and probably obese. You dont have many friends and they always pick on you behind your back. You dont know this but everynight your mother prays to god that you get into a car accident and die. She is embarrassed to be seen in public with you.

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While most of this is false (except the part about my mother hoping i die), this very likely might be the winner
i'll give everyone until 12 noon EST tomorrow

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You can't just keep on adding new rules like 'oh abbreviations aren't allowed - oh you can't quote other people'. You're a goddamned idiot, GTFOBBV.

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Your mom has the nicest boobs I have ever seen. A close second is your sister and a close third is your dad.

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You're mom got Eiffel towered by good2cu and his forehead.

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Thesis- You are a loser. You were so desperate for attention that you created a post where you gave away money to people all they have to do is talk about you to other people. You spent 3/4's of your day grinding that 10 dollars out while desperately hoping you will find true love in life
You are most certainly ugly and probably obese. You dont have many friends and they always pick on you behind your back. You dont know this but everynight your mother prays to god that you get into a car accident and die. She is embarrassed to be seen in public with you.

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While most of this is false (except the part about my mother hoping i die), this very likely might be the winner
i'll give everyone until 12 noon EST tomorrow

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if you honestly pick this one.... I will lay in bed tonight and pray to god that you get into a terrible car accident tomorrow and lose both of your fat cellulite infested legs and get amnesia so that you forget everything you've ever known.

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pauly shore is your biological father and bill pullman is your favorite actor, [censored] it now.

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I would like to shoot you and then insert my penis into the bullet holes, thrusting repeatedly until you are covered in blood and man-juice.

Shipppppppppp

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

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I would like to shoot you and then insert my penis into the bullet holes, thrusting repeatedly until you are covered in blood and man-juice.

Shipppppppppp

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lol at making a gimmick for this thread

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

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I love it.

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip. jerk.

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http://www.radaronline.com/features/...0/exorcist.jpg
(You know the saying)

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past instances where i proffessed to like you were fraudulent.