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Courtesy Flush 07-23-2007 11:55 AM

Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
Ever see a perfect 10 walk by with a very nice plump ass and you just get an insatiable urge to ram your tongue into it?

stan ivey 07-23-2007 12:01 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
um, yes.

bmwguy525 07-23-2007 12:04 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

SkinnyLittleTwig 07-23-2007 12:07 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
put they squirt min-bets out of there

LionelHutz00 07-23-2007 12:10 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
<----loc

LordBrun 07-23-2007 12:12 PM

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If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

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whatever

jmill2511 07-23-2007 12:30 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
Obviously

SneakyFerret 07-23-2007 12:30 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
only if i personally cleaned it before i did the deed

holdme 07-23-2007 12:36 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
obv. i learned everything i know about girls from porn.

pnazari 07-23-2007 12:39 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
licking [censored] isnt all its cracked up to be.

bmwguy525 07-23-2007 12:40 PM

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If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

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whatever

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this coming from someone who has a Grimstarr face for an avatar. gl in life man

NeedATimeMachine 07-23-2007 12:55 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

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UncleKraut 07-23-2007 01:04 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
I don't like the smell/flavor of poop

LordBrun 07-23-2007 01:04 PM

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If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

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whatever

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this coming from someone who has a Grimstarr face for an avatar. gl in life man

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lold at the typo in your nickname

bmwguy525 07-23-2007 01:13 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

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whatever

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this coming from someone who has a Grimstarr face for an avatar. gl in life man

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lold at the typo in your nickname

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......wow you're really bad at being funny

That, coupled with the fact that you don't like chicks, leads me to believe that you are spawned from OOT.

punkass 07-23-2007 01:19 PM

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I don't like the smell/flavor of poop

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nor the vicinity of a naked hot girl

John Spartan 07-23-2007 01:22 PM

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only if i personally cleaned it before i did the deed

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bingo. if you wash it with a nice peach body scrub or something and make it smell nice then it's not a big deal. but i've given oral to too many stinky girls to not make them shower first. i swear, man, some girls need to learn proper hygiene, including my girlfriend. she wonders why we always shower before messing around. um, THAT'S why, BITCH. Because your pussy is stank.

oddjob 07-23-2007 01:30 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

John Spartan 07-23-2007 01:34 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

Kjellstedt 07-23-2007 01:34 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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only if i personally cleaned it before i did the deed

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bingo. if you wash it with a nice peach body scrub or something and make it smell nice then it's not a big deal. but i've given oral to too many stinky girls to not make them shower first. i swear, man, some girls need to learn proper hygiene, including my girlfriend. she wonders why we always shower before messing around. um, THAT'S why, BITCH. Because your pussy is stank.

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Dude..

No Fizzle 07-23-2007 01:35 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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licking [censored] isnt all its cracked up to be.

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It's actually better.

Teh1337zor 07-23-2007 01:35 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
lol at everyone in this thread

No Fizzle 07-23-2007 01:36 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

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Who the [censored] sleeps over on a ONS?
Rookie...

BenJammin' 07-23-2007 01:36 PM

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only if i personally cleaned it before i did the deed

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bingo. if you wash it with a nice peach body scrub or something and make it smell nice then it's not a big deal. but i've given oral to too many stinky girls to not make them shower first. i swear, man, some girls need to learn proper hygiene, including my girlfriend. she wonders why we always shower before messing around. um, THAT'S why, BITCH. Because your pussy is stank.

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Dude..

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John Spartan 07-23-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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only if i personally cleaned it before i did the deed

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bingo. if you wash it with a nice peach body scrub or something and make it smell nice then it's not a big deal. but i've given oral to too many stinky girls to not make them shower first. i swear, man, some girls need to learn proper hygiene, including my girlfriend. she wonders why we always shower before messing around. um, THAT'S why, BITCH. Because your pussy is stank.

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Dude..

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no i don't talk to her that way but that's how i feel. i don't even know how to tell her. i thought she would get the hint that her pussy smells like rotting fish after a few times of the shower before sexy time ritual. but nope.

oddjob 07-23-2007 01:38 PM

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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

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um yah, i hate to break it to you, but that girl was a beast i'm guessing.

John Spartan 07-23-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

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Who the [censored] sleeps over on a ONS?
Rookie...

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passed out.

oddjob 07-23-2007 01:39 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

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Who the [censored] sleeps over on a ONS?
Rookie...

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passed out.

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this just verifies she was a pig.

Bork 07-23-2007 01:41 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
None of the options work for me. I have done it, but won't lick any girl I am attracted to. Also it has to be after a shower/bath obviously.

John Spartan 07-23-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

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Who the [censored] sleeps over on a ONS?
Rookie...

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passed out.

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this just verifies she was a pig.

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i'd say she was a 6.5 on the OOT scale without booze, and a 9 with 4 or 5 drinks. she did let me stick it in her butt though after having only met her 3 hours earlier.

Orlando Salazar 07-23-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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only if i personally cleaned it before i did the deed

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bingo. if you wash it with a nice peach body scrub or something and make it smell nice then it's not a big deal. but i've given oral to too many stinky girls to not make them shower first. i swear, man, some girls need to learn proper hygiene, including my girlfriend. she wonders why we always shower before messing around. um, THAT'S why, BITCH. Because your pussy is stank.

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Dude..

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no i don't talk to her that way but that's how i feel. i don't even know how to tell her. i thought she would get the hint that her pussy smells like rotting fish after a few times of the shower before sexy time ritual. but nope.

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Buy her a douche like Massengil or something. Just leave it on her toilete seat or something. Problem solved.

RunyonAve 07-23-2007 01:50 PM

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licking [censored] isnt all its cracked up to be.

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I see what you did there.

ebepse 07-23-2007 01:55 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
i would def lick the sourpatch kid one in the nsfw->sfw thread

LionelHutz00 07-23-2007 02:11 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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i don't know what you guys are worrying about so much. hot chicks don't poop or fart. this is a well known fact.

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whatever dude. they totally do. this one hot girl i had a one night stand withhad the smelliest farts. ever. and she also snored. i shouldn't have stayed over.

[/ QUOTE ]

Who the [censored] sleeps over on a ONS?
Rookie...

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I do. (I like to cuddle.)

LordBrun 07-23-2007 03:08 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
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If you wouldn't do this you are definitely not a man.

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whatever

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this coming from someone who has a Grimstarr face for an avatar. gl in life man

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lold at the typo in your nickname

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......wow you're really bad at being funny

That, coupled with the fact that you don't like chicks, leads me to believe that you are spawned from OOT.

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You sir, are a troll

mbillie1 07-23-2007 03:17 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
yea i'll toss a girl's salad as long as she's hot and squeaky clean (no brown stains, etc)

tarheeljks 07-23-2007 03:21 PM

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I don't like the smell/flavor of poop

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nor the vicinity of a naked hot girl

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now a guy on the other hand. . .

T.J. Combo 07-23-2007 05:57 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
Not if it's hairy, smells bad, or has dingleberries.

bmwguy525 07-23-2007 05:59 PM

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Not if it's hairy, smells bad, or has dingleberries.

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we're talking sans dingleberries obv

...unless....

ibluffoldladies 07-23-2007 06:01 PM

Re: Would you lick a girls butthole?
 
this thread is disgusting.
That said, I lick my girlfriends hole about every month. She's super clean though.


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