I want the coolest, most original card guard...ideas?
 

Hi guys...I hope this is the right forum; if not, please forgive; at any rate, I'm looking for a very cool, very original, very personal card guard...can you guys pool your collective brainpower and give me some cool websites to visit in this pursuit? Thanks!!!...

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wrong forum. but answer is none. card guard do not make you cool. but if you want something personal we cant help you with that

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9 mil should work just fine

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So loser had a little Alf doll as a guard last night, he accidentally flipped up AA while showing his little friend the cards. Everyone folded faster than he could flip them down again.

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hey, azzhole, I wasn't asking your opinion of whether or not it makes me cool, I asked for a cool card guard,for reasons that are none of your business; besides, you wouldn't know cool if an ice cube [censored] you out in Antarctica...

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Nah, THIS is better. .50 Desert Eagle.

http://remtek.com/arms/imi/desert/50/de50.gif

~Mike

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I don't use one except sometimes at my local B&M when sitting at seat 1. Always have a "Surly Jethro" tool in my pocket anyway because that is how I roll. The Jethro is tighter than a 1937 Zippo. No wait use a mint 1937 Zippo, that would be the most coolest and originalest (to me).

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I've got an entire collection. For 'cool and original' I had a jeweler carve my initials in silver and also 2 Aces in silver. I rarely use them because they didn't run good. My current card guard has been playing really well so I've let it keep playing:

http://www.starkgray.net/easy/easy_04.jpg

ps. Don't listen to the haters.

extra bonus:

Sometimes I use something like this:

http://store.pastene.com/Merchant2/g...00002/9233.gif

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I like little children's toys. Matchbox cars, finger puppets, GI Joes etc. I am definitely not a fan of anything poker related (imo anything marketed as a card protector is inherently lame)

Here is a picture of one of my favorite card protectors, I think it cost me $0.99 at the hotel gift shop (I asked the photographer if he wanted a picture of me and he very quickly responded "no, just your card protector" lol donkaments)

http://img2.worldpokertour.com/Seaso...7195157500.jpg

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someone before mentioned training a tarantula to stand on your cards LOL

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The least uncool and -the- original would be a chip.

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a <font color="red"> MAGNUM </font> Condom...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...dprotector.jpg



Lets people know you swing big and keeps your cards safe from STDs.

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hockey puck

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a set mousetrap. just let the dealer try to muck my cards

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dimebag

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hockey puck

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curling rock

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a set mousetrap. just let the dealer try to muck my cards

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i chuckled

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Your nuts, so we can easily punch them.

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http://www.upforanything.net/poker/luckbox.jpg

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Hi guys...I hope this is the right forum; if not, please forgive; at any rate, I'm looking for a very cool, very original, very personal card guard...can you guys pool your collective brainpower and give me some cool websites to visit in this pursuit? Thanks!!!...

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Cool, original AND personal? A bundle of your own pubic hair? Two out of three isn't bad...

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How about a fossil?

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I like little children's toys. Matchbox cars, finger puppets, GI Joes etc. I am definitely not a fan of anything poker related (imo anything marketed as a card protector is inherently lame)

Here is a picture of one of my favorite card protectors, I think it cost me $0.99 at the hotel gift shop (I asked the photographer if he wanted a picture of me and he very quickly responded "no, just your card protector" lol donkaments)

http://img2.worldpokertour.com/Seaso...7195157500.jpg

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Thats a great photo! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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A shrunken human head...wearing sunglasses.

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Trae stole my idea of a card protector.

Station, what is that picture? I don't get it.

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Just hire a Mexican to protect your cards at all times.

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Station, what is that picture? I don't get it.

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Just a picture of a lathe, moreso just providing a picture of an awful idea for a card protector...

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http://www.chtradersonline.com/Merch...%20lighter.jpg

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Michael Vick signature pit bull

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laughing at the gun pics. Now all you need are the bullets and you're all set.

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That is so dumb. Now this on the other hand:

http://www.shundahai.org/DU_round_web.gif


Sends an understated yet more sinister "Go ahead make my day" message

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A chip from your stack

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http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3...slandpoqx6.jpg

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Last week I played with a guy who had a tiny chair with a small monkey sitting cross-legged on it. He said he heard on tv all you need to win is a chimp and a chair.

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Last week I played with a guy who had a tiny chair with a small monkey sitting cross-legged on it. He said he heard on tv all you need to win is a chimp and a chair.

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how many times do you think he has told someone that. 5-600 maybe?

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Get one of the those small laptop computer mouses and cut the cord off.

Maybe not cool but pretty original.

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Get one of the those small laptop computer mouses and cut the cord off.

Maybe not cool but pretty original.

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Not anymore
The title of this thread should be...
I want the coolest, most "original" card guard that someone else thought of ...ideas?

"Original" by definition means "not received from others..."

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Last week I played with a guy who had a tiny chair with a small monkey sitting cross-legged on it. He said he heard on tv all you need to win is a chimp and a chair.

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how many times do you think he has told someone that. 5-600 maybe?

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That would be a good observation if this really happened... IT DID NOT.