Beat - I live in Poland
 

I earn $265 a month working 40 hours a week in a toilet paper factory in Poznan.

I will do pretty much anything for $20 a day to prevent me working another day in factory.

I have time and a camera.

I will happily take photo of me AC Slatering, of Polish girls, answer any qustion about Poland, Communism.

I can even explain the best way to use East European toilets (those with the ledge) you know what I mean if you have been.

I would like not work for a month but need $20 a day to live. I will do things you don't imgagine....

Post what you would like me do or photo.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

hahahahahahhahahahhaha i hope this gets really good

oh, first

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

1. poop in a bag
2. write bbv4lyfe on the bag
3. post picture in this thread
4. ???
5. profit!

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

I'm serious.

In my town people milk cows and sell it in a pepsi bottle on the street.

many people wake at 4am to pick mushrooms in forest to sell for 3zl on street.

We have a 4* hotel in my town which is $30 a night.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

eat a pair of jeans.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Learn poker obv.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

I play poker but I have graph like Spaniel ears.

AniaJ on Pokerstars

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ok so If I do poo in bag and write message?

This is ok with me

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ok so If I do poo in bag and write message?

This is ok with me

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You have to get really drunk first though.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Oh god I am so excited.

OP if you think of some good ideas and run them by me I have lots of disposable money on stars.

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ok so If I do poo in bag and write message?

This is ok with me

[/ QUOTE ]Please, please don't.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

I'm Polish so I am always drunk!

You might think I joke but my friend Piotrek, his father drank his aftershave because they don't give him money for vodka. he will do crazy things for few dollars.

I live in an old block in a city an hour from Poznan, many alcoholic, many poor people, many nice girls. I can fix things for dollars.

I can post pictures and more.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Do you just have a camera or can you record yourself doing things?

If you poop in a bag and write "CHOO CHOO" on it, i'll give you $5.

If you spell out "CHOO CHOO" in poop (by smearing it around or something), i'll give you $10.

Payments will be on stars obv.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

20 pictures of 2 attractive or better polish girls doing all sorts of things to each other without clothes.. I love to support a good cause

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

i have digital camera. I think it has video too.

$20 for most of you is probably price of dinner but here it is a lot of money.

If you give me list I will fix many things for tomorrow. I have friend alcoholic, girls, boys. I play poker but am not good yet.

I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

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http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5984/polska1tl0.jpg

This is my neigbours

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Paint 'Hitler is the man' in giant letters on your house and take pics and i'll transfer $30

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I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

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why do you need $20 a day to live? That is twice as much as you said you make in a month, working 160 hrs.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

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I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...9756911_rs.jpg

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Ok so I will take photo tomorrow.

East European toilet have a ledge that your poo rests on but it is exposed to air and smells bad in the air and leave bad stains.

If you make "magic carpet" from 4 sheets toiet paper and lay it on the ledge it captures your poo and when you flush it flies it off to magic kingdom of sewer.

I can take photos of this but if I eat too much cabbage or Bigos it can be a little disaster because carpet is not big enough.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

4/10

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why do you need $20 a day to live? That is twice as much as you said you make in a month, working 160 hrs.

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I earn about $10 a day but this is not enough to live nice life. $20 a day is good payment. Doctor here earns about $50 a day.

now I earn about 7zl an hour but it is not enough

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I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...9756911_rs.jpg

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Ok so I will take photo tomorrow.

East European toilet have a ledge that your poo rests on but it is exposed to air and smells bad in the air and leave bad stains.

If you make "magic carpet" from 4 sheets toiet paper and lay it on the ledge it captures your poo and when you flush it flies it off to magic kingdom of sewer.

I can take photos of this but if I eat too much cabbage or Bigos it can be a little disaster because carpet is not big enough.

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Maybe not....

Just poop on the floor of your house and take a pic of that or something.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

ok tomorrow I will write a name in my poop.

Give me name you would like and donation you will achieve for this and I will do it.

I will have to do it on bathroom floor as carpet in other rooms.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

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ok tomorrow I will write a name in my poop.

Give me name you would like and donation you will achieve for this and I will do it.

I will have to do it on bathroom floor as carpet in other rooms.

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Nooo you gotta poop on the carpet.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

how's your gag reflex? ie. how easily can you make yourself projectile vomit?

together we can make wonderful things out of this.

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I play poker but I have graph like Spaniel ears.

AniaJ on Pokerstars

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Play at Party?

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http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5984/polska1tl0.jpg

This is my neigbours

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Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Pfft. Just come to Ireland and get a decent job like the rest of Poland have.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

I owned Poland I could pretty much be king there everyone is so [censored] poor.

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obvious gimmick

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If you post a video of yourself walking into a restaurant and dumping a bag of poo on the floor (has to be a sizable amount), saying "I ate your food and this smelly stuff came out of my ass," I will send you 10 dollars on pokerstars.

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If you post a video of yourself walking into a restaurant and dumping a bag of poo on the floor (has to be a sizable amount), saying "I ate your food and this smelly stuff came out of my ass," I will send you 10 dollars on pokerstars.

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I will also send 10 bucks for this.

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If you post a video of yourself walking into a restaurant and dumping a bag of poo on the floor (has to be a sizable amount), saying "I ate your food and this smelly stuff came out of my ass," I will send you 10 dollars on pokerstars.

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I will also send 10 bucks for this.

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As will I

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If you post a video of yourself walking into a restaurant and dumping a bag of poo on the floor (has to be a sizable amount), saying "I ate your food and this smelly stuff came out of my ass," I will send you 10 dollars on pokerstars.

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I will also send 10 bucks for this.

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As will I

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Ill send $11

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

APATHY PAY THE MONEY FOR THE HSNL TOURNAMENT

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Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

hehe nice thread, my mom is from poznan too and we still have a condo there, take some pics of hot polish girls,wasn't there for 3 years [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Total Gimmick!!

You can tell he is trying to impersonate Borat, but instead of making fun of the glorious nation of Kazakstan, he is doing it with Poland.

Re: Beat - I live in Poland
 

Cut off your penis and I will ship you 100$.