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beat just got evicted
Landlord stopped by today to find my front door broken with blood everywhere. My friend came home from the bar last night and was locked out so he punched a window and cut him self pretty badly. Theres also 3 other broken windows. Trash blowing all around are yard. Beer bottles all over the porch.
He hasn't even seen the inside of the house. Holes in walls. [censored] up kitchen floor (fell alsleep with the faucet running one day with a clogged sink). Broken toilet. 48 hours to get the [censored] out. will try to post pictures. |
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Your a Landlords Nightmare !
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reminds me of my college apartment one summer. Complete with bloody broken window.
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Your Landlords a Nightmare!
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I'm thinking triple kegger tonight and tommorow to make it even more of a [censored] hole.
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nos1nos2?
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I'm thinking triple kegger tonight and tommorow to make it even more of a [censored] hole. [/ QUOTE ] That's a good idea. Then when the landlord has to clean everything up, he'll just charge you whatever he wants. But, you won't have to pay, it will only go on your credit report. |
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anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party.
OMG LETS HAVE A TRIPLE KEGGER, I BET PEOPLE WONT BELIEVE WE DRANK 3 WHOLE [censored] KEGS IN ONEEEEE NIGHT!!!! WOOOO ROCK ON |
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Do you think you deserve to be evicted?
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48 hours? Where the hell do you live? Krapsitan? I thought you had to be taken to court to get evicted in most industrialized nations. |
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48 hours? Where the hell do you live? Krapsitan? I thought you had to be taken to court to get evicted in most industrialized nations. [/ QUOTE ] This doesn't make any sense at all. By the time the eviction went through the courts, the lease would already be up. Most apartments and managed properties have a 48 hour eviction notice in the contract you sign. You'll know this once you move out of your parents basement. |
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You'll know this once you move out of your parents basement. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHHAHA OH SNAP |
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Homeowners don't have this problem.
Live and learn. |
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basically u deserved to be evicted.. http://blogging.la/archives/images/2...elesswoman.jpg
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[ QUOTE ] 48 hours? Where the hell do you live? Krapsitan? I thought you had to be taken to court to get evicted in most industrialized nations. [/ QUOTE ] This doesn't make any sense at all. By the time the eviction went through the courts, the lease would already be up. Most apartments and managed properties have a 48 hour eviction notice in the contract you sign. You'll know this once you move out of your parents basement. [/ QUOTE ] If they've included this in the contract, it's invalid. They have to take you to court, it will take at least one month (3 months if you have the good fortune of living in San Francisco). Ps: I live in my parent's basement and admit to not knowing anything about this stuff, but I'm in an office full of lawyers right now and that's what one of them told me. |
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if you leave before his 48 hour time line, youre leaving on your own accord. as mentioned, a landlord cant evict you - the courts do it.
you sound like horrible tenants but youre still afforded rights. |
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I BET PEOPLE WONT BELIEVE WE DRANK 3 WHOLE [censored] KEGS IN ONEEEEE NIGHT!!!! WOOOO ROCK ON [/ QUOTE ]l what the [censored] are you talking about? anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party. yeah dude I just made all of this up. i'm just trying to make myself look on two plus two. [censored] douchebag |
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Do you think you deserve to be evicted? [/ QUOTE ] probably. After talking to my roomates were going to try to stay as long as possible. |
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chicks dig guys with nice houses/apartments, for the sake of poon, get a nice place.
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ON YOUR BIKE RUSSIAN
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i spilled soup on my carpet and was upset about the small stain..
now i feel better. thanks op. |
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anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party [/ QUOTE ] so what is the name you give to parties in which you purchase three kegs of beer? |
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[ QUOTE ] Do you think you deserve to be evicted? [/ QUOTE ] probably. After talking to my roomates were going to try to stay as long as possible. [/ QUOTE ] Like 48 hours ish? |
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uh he can't kick you out with a 48 hour notice so take your time.
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[ QUOTE ] anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party [/ QUOTE ] so what is the name you give to parties in which you purchase three kegs of beer? [/ QUOTE ] a small get-together. |
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[ QUOTE ] anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party [/ QUOTE ] so what is the name you give to parties in which you purchase three kegs of beer? [/ QUOTE ] Who gives a [censored]? Keg beer is dire dire stuff and it would probably taste nicer if you attached a hosepipe to a cats rectum and waiting for it to explode, and drunk that. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party [/ QUOTE ] so what is the name you give to parties in which you purchase three kegs of beer? [/ QUOTE ] Who gives a [censored]? Keg beer is dire dire stuff and it would probably taste nicer if you attached a hosepipe to a cats rectum and waiting for it to explode, and drunk that. [/ QUOTE ] What the [censored] are you talking about? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anayone who calls a party a "triple kegger" is a [censored] loser and doesn't party [/ QUOTE ] so what is the name you give to parties in which you purchase three kegs of beer? [/ QUOTE ] Who gives a [censored]? Keg beer is dire dire stuff and it would probably taste nicer if you attached a hosepipe to a cats rectum and waiting for it to explode, and drunk that. [/ QUOTE ] Beer served "on draft" at bars/restaurants is keg beer, retard. |
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Who gives a [censored]? Keg beer is dire dire stuff and it would probably taste nicer if you attached a hosepipe to a cats rectum and waiting for it to explode, and drunk that. [/ QUOTE ] lol ur like ten yrs old |
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[x] move out to where they respect your lack of raises
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triple kegger fits the bill imo
I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer |
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triple kegger fits the bill imo I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One keg, one keg, one keg Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one keg, one keg and one keg One keg, one keg, and one keg [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] triple kegger fits the bill imo I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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1 more broken window. resulting from me starting to drink at 3 in the afternoon. I thought it was a good idea to kill a fly with a phonebook. I ended smashing the phone book thru a window. right before i did it my roomate goes "make sure you don't smash the window". somehow one of my walls got smashed up pretty bad too. I have no clue how this even happend. last night I fell asleep with the oven on. woke up to it being 300 degrees in my kitchen. it smells so bad in there. a cake has been sitting out for weeks. if you run the faucet bugs will fly out of the sink. I just stepped in some mysterious liquid by my kegerator. it smells really bad. why I walk around bare foot in here I dont know. landlord wants us out by the first. says noway hes giving us 30 days. i dont know whats going to happen. |
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Wow I wonder why he's kicking you out
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1 more broken window. resulting from me starting to drink at 3 in the afternoon. I thought it was a good idea to kill a fly with a phonebook. I ended smashing the phone book thru a window. right before i did it my roomate goes "make sure you don't smash the window". somehow one of my walls got smashed up pretty bad too. I have no clue how this even happend. last night I fell asleep with the oven on. woke up to it being 300 degrees in my kitchen. it smells so bad in there. a cake has been sitting out for weeks. if you run the faucet bugs will fly out of the sink. I just stepped in some mysterious liquid by my kegerator. it smells really bad. why I walk around bare foot in here I dont know. landlord wants us out by the first. says noway hes giving us 30 days. i dont know whats going to happen. [/ QUOTE ] tell him to go [censored] himself. he can say whatever he wants, until he shows up with a cop he can't make you do anything. welcome to your rights. |
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lol@people honoring a 48hour eviction. can you really be that naive?
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I just found one of my dinning room chairs in a pile
of rubble on my back porch. I have no clue where i'm going after this place. I couldn't even pay rent if we were allowed to stay. I haven't worked since november and don't go to school. |
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