Help me with name for friend\'s son
 

So my buddy and I made this prop bet last year. It involved him claiming that he could properly assemble any piece of IKEA furniture I chose in under 2 hours. It had to be assembled exactly according to the instructions and we had a guy from IKEA (friend's husband) come over to inspect it. I chose some monstrous bookshelf/dresser combo thing. Obviously he didn't do it, because you need a graduate degree in engineering to put that [censored] together.

Anyway, the terms of the bet were this. The winner gets to pick the middle name of the loser's next kid. Both our wives somehow agreed to it and now its time for him to pay up. They just had a baby boy named Ryan. I can choose anything for a name I want, as long as it isn't obscene.

So OOT - any ideas? I've got none.

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Holy crap.

your friend:

1. sucks at Ikea.
2. is a total degen

My vote is Rufus.

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seven

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can it be a female name?

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Holy crap.

your friend:

1. sucks at Ikea.
2. is a total degen

My vote is Rufus.

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True on both counts. It was a sure thing because he's never put together a single piece of furniture in his life.

Daryn - it can be anything I want, including a girl's name.

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donny

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Judas

edit -- add Osama

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First name is Ryan, what's their last name?

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jay

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Testicles. Tell him it's Greek and pronounced Tes-ti-cleez.

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Ikea.

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Ikea

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Real answer:

Just pick something cool that fits the first and last name and doesn't make any weird initials. Do you want to forever be "Dad's cool friend who came up with my awesome middle name" or "That douche who named me 'Sue'"?

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"That douche who named me 'Sue'"

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I change my answer to Ryan That Douche Who Named Me Sue Jones.

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Middle name: Bryan

Ryan Bryan __________

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Holy crap.

your friend:

1. sucks at Ikea.
2. is a total degen

My vote is Rufus.

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True on both counts. It was a sure thing because he's never put together a single piece of furniture in his life.

Daryn - it can be anything I want, including a girl's name.

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If his last name begins with T, then I think you should choose 2 middle names....

Ulysses Nolan.

DUCY?

Last name is vitally important here...

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Ryan Howard _____
Ryan Klesko _____

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Ryan Ryan ______

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Your name, obviously -- as a permanent reminder to your friend that he got pwned.

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Danger

"Danger is my middle name."

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Danger

"Danger is my middle name."

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ya, this would be awesome.

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danger would be pretty cool...

what is Ryan's last name on the office? that could be good too

edit: it's Howard (already mentioned). But Ryan's middle name on the office is "Bailey"

though i still like
Ryan Bryan

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wow

how can anyone make that kind of a bet?

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Ryan YourDadsAnIdiot ___

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I was thinking Brian too. And Danger is a great suggestion. IKEA is also pretty funny. But no - I don't want to be the guy who scarred this kid for life with the douchiest middle name possible.

Last name is Goldberg.

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What is your first name?

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some good ones already (i like ryan bryan). i will add:

Ryan theDudeAbides _________
Ryan xxxRyanxxx _________
Ryan goldenpalace.com ________
Ryan Creampuff __________


ps: i assume youre not serious and wont actually do this.

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since i now know his last name..

how about

Ryan Rube Goldberg

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Danger

"Danger is my middle name."

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very nice.

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How about Ryan Daut?

lol...donkaments

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ikea is probably the best.. or danger! wow.

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Ikea or Danger are off the chain.

Ryan Nayr

Ryan Oceros

Ryan Seacrest

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ikea is great or dot, so people get confused when he says "Ryan Dot Goldberg"

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The correct answer is "Sue".

Learn how to kick like a mule and bite like a crocodile.

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'Danger' is really good. He'd have great fun in HS and College with that.

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Ryan Leaf _____

The kid would go far.

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Your name, obviously -- as a permanent reminder to your friend that he got pwned.

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qft

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Hitler.

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Either LeBron or Shaniqua

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Shmoopie