Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

Today is my mother's birthday.

Apparently this morning my mother is out watering some friend's plants on their patio. Unlike civilized humans, they don't have a sliding glass door, but a normal door, that locks behind itself.

Mom, being a mom, gets herself locked outside. Without her cellphone or anything.

Apparently yelling to the neighbors didn't happen or didn't work.

Trying to break the glass door didn't work.

Trying to climb over the fence to the balcony and drop off (reasonably short drop) didn't work to the tune of one broken back. Mom is not atheltic, apparently she feels pretty dumb (she probably should, my first reacation was WTF THAT IS DUMB)

She's ok, in pain, and no obvious damage, but I guess they're worried that the broken [censored] could potentially [censored] up the spinal cord if it's not fixed, so she's imobilized until they can figure out what's up and potentially operate. Having your mom's back get all cut on, that's pretty [censored] [censored].

My parents suck at birthdays. Today was her 57th b-day. My grandfather (pictured in sig) passed away on my father's 58th b-day. I'm no longer as excited about mine [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[censored] LAME.

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

you stepped on a crack didn't you

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

i see a lot of beats here. tough break [censored].

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http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/8...sat20onbg7.jpg

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/6...had20a2am9.jpg

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Dids: no disrespect to your mother I just couldn't get Humpty Dumpty out of my head. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Hope she is ok.

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kipin,

Frankly mocking her is fine. She did something dumb and it's kinda funny. I don't think there's any serious danger beyond the risk involved in surgery near somebody's spine. I'm hoping that refusing to be serious about it keeps it from actually being serious.

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maybe she wanted to be just like her son BROKEBACK (mountain) LOL

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BRAG:

Dad just called, she won't need surgery. 6 weeks in a back brace. YAY.

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

coincidentally, it's my mom's birthday too. she hasn't broken her back yet, but if she does, i'm blaming dids.

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glad she's ok.

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Now that she's actually ok I figure I can make the "she's on her back a lot anyway, what's 6 more months?" joke.

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I was trying to figure a non-trite "variance" joke to put in here, but realized in time that variance jokes are by definition trite, so I quit.

Good news that surgery won't be needed. Very good news.

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

My mom just had her fingers near crushed and her shoulder dislocated. And her birthday is in a couple days.

Good luck to your mom, Dids.

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My mom just had her fingers near crushed and her shoulder dislocated. And her birthday is in a couple days.

Good luck to your mom, Dids.

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WTF?? Is there a curse? My mom has broken some toes recently [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Birthday in Nov. tho so guess its kinda weaksauce.

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glad she's ok.

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BRAG:

Dad just called, she won't need surgery. 6 weeks in a back brace. YAY.

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Glad to hear it. 6wks in a back brace still sucks.
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Just talked to Mom. She's high as [censored] on morphine right now. She's never done drugs (which is impressive being married to my Dad... I mean seriously, how much weed has this dude smoked.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/3...a3cd0d0fe7.jpg


ANSWER: A LOT). And doens't ever have more than 2 glases of wine, so I hope she's going to enjoy these next few days for all they're worth.



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/3...b17effe458.jpg

PLZ TO BE GETTING WELL SOON MOM!

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

did i accidentally go to bdids.com?

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

Nobody ever visits bdids.com without intent.

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

your mom should hang out with shannon shorr.

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You need to cook for them. Maybe even make up some MJ butter for her morning toast.

Good luck.

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6 weeks in a back brace. YAY.

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This didn't come out right. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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dids,

have your dad call me. im pretty dry right now.

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

Frankly I expected a lot more beats when you used the word "festival".

Lol at the stepping on a crack comment.


Also- your parents are skinny!


tell her I said get well soon. (no seriously, tell her noah said get well soon. please let me know what she says in response)

Re: Festival of [censored] beats, or \"my mom broke her back\"
 

yeah, a festival usually has more than 1 attraction/entertaining aspect imo.

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sorry Dids. But at least your mom is going to be Ok plus she got morphine.

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Glad you mom is okay.

But, I don't like this blog.

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Noah,

No they are not. Those are just flattering pictures.