BE CAREFUL BBV. Proof that the switches exist inside
 

I have concrete proof here that the boom/doomswitches exist. I've broken through Titan Poker's secret operations. They will likely punish me accordingly after attempting to cut a deal with one of their agents, but I will take the fall for the truth to be out there. Who knows how wide these practices spread? I bet they're all in it, flipping the switches up and down depending on their moods. Those bastards. FTP, PokerStars, Party, etc.. all have access to these switches I bet.

I seeked out one of their minions in the hopes of uncovering their secret.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6823/titanpm3.jpg

..This agent was a stubborn one, but after a while he came back to me with a "bonus offer" which I suspected was a sneaky way of offering me a boomswitch, yet he still didn't want to acknowledge its existence openly.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5434/titan2ec9.jpg


...until THIS:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6758/titan3fu2.jpg

Obviously, threatening to talk to his superiors (who might not all be into the whole operation???) scared him enough to finally admit their existences. He stopped replying at that point. Maybe they saw my conversation with him. Who knows what they did to him.. and his family. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Poor Jake.

What should I do BBV? Should I defy logic and deposit there and HOPE that our heroic Jake had time to activate the boomswitch? Or just uninstall everything and move to a different continent?

In any case, I feel safe in saying that I have proven that boomswitches do exist, and would easily explain the graphs of CTS and aba, and the karma-ific graph of Grimstarr. They are not coincidences, they are merely inside jobs from friends, or foes. Be careful out there.

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LOL, hilarious. Jake has no idea what he's done

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lol

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A+

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I knew it!!!

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That sneaky SOB Jake!

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This thread has promise A+

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Your persistance is amazing, Jake tried to play it off for so long but you finally intimidated him.

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Stakemonster you are a genius and the fact that your name is Pascal makes this 100% more enjoyable.

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omg that was amazing POY haha i couldn't stop laughing

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hahaha A+

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wo0wowowowoowo so awesome

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Moving out of the country would only put you closer to the doomswitches, stay in America (if thats where you are) but stay away from Titan Poker and skins. Although I must admit this is pretty tempting to test out our hero Jake, I think you should and bring us a TR.

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this post is excellent [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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lol this great, really awesome

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RIP PASCAL KNAM SAYIN

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LOOOOL

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lol yesss

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seeked out

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sooooo close to perfect

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Jake hath brought hell fire upon him and his family's existence for leaking the truth. May his soul RIP, great post, A+, watch your back, and good luck soldier.

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haha, i spoke to jake yesterday ;D

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jake the snake ldo

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first

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[x] THIS THREAD DELIVERS

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Another great moment in BBV history!

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brag: awesome thread.
beat: your name is pascal.

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"Pascal, I am sorry but Online support do not have the access for it"

Equally as revealing as the highlighted text. Anyone who has played IPoker knew before this about the obvious switches of course.

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brag: awesome thread.
beat: your name is pascal.

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counter-brag: girls love french guys

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This is awesome lol

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Top stuff OP.

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this thread is awesome

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seeked out

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sooooo close to perfect

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I was so close to first on this. I [b]SOUGHT[b]
out other's who beat me to finding this and discovered I was beat. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Guys, I dropped 4-5 buyins today after an 9 buyins upswing. I have, without a doubt, been doomswitched by Titan Poker's cohorts at FTP. It was inevitable.

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Excellent work, you found out what we've known all along......but you have hard facts....Great job again.

I always knew aba, durr and luigi were on the inside....

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jake plz boomswitch my account too

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i thank you for the boomswitch jake!

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1...benanntan1.jpg

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absolutely hilarious

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A+++++
Laughed the whole post!!