dear pokerstars
 

please turn off "bloodbath" mode from my account and please stop allowing the same mega-fish to hit gutshot after gutshot and flush after flush and overcard after overcard against me. it is not cool for me to get gutshotted ten times over a 200 hand HU match. i know your site likes to let new players run uber hot, but please let your vets run average too, as they are the pillars who keep your tables occupied.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

first

Re: dear pokerstars
 

thirteenth

Re: dear pokerstars
 

lol minbet

Re: dear pokerstars
 

dear pokerstars, it is not cool to mock me by making me get rivered within seconds of posting my public letter, and turning me in another pot seconds later

PokerStars Game #10879869935: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:19:09 (ET)
Table 'Pegasus IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($13867 in chips)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou ($15761 in chips)
Seat 3: parliament ($15977 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($21418 in chips)
Seat 5: patrikskjold ($19543 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($27724 in chips)
ibadbeatyou: posts small blind $100
parliament: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9s Ts]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
patrikskjold: folds
HC_68: raises $200 to $600
TanShuiWen: folds
ibadbeatyou: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
parliament: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
HC_68: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [7c 9d 9h]
ibadbeatyou: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
HC_68: calls $400
ibadbeatyou: calls $200
*** TURN *** [7c 9d 9h] [Kc]
ibadbeatyou: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: calls $400
ibadbeatyou: folds
*** RIVER *** [7c 9d 9h Kc] [6d]
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: raises $400 to $800
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HC_68: shows [6h 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Nines)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
HC_68 collected $6195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6200 | Rake $5
Board [7c 9d 9h Kc 6d]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: parliament (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks mucked [9s Ts]
Seat 5: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 showed [6h 6s] and won ($6195) with a full house, Sixes full of Nines



PokerStars Game #10879874932: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:19:59 (ET)
Table 'Hadar IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($6783 in chips)
Seat 2: parliament ($3178 in chips)
Seat 3: patrikskjold ($23370 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($28413 in chips)
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou ($8885 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($36657 in chips)
parliament: posts small blind $100
patrikskjold: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Jd Ac]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ibadbeatyou: folds
HC_68: folds
TanShuiWen: folds
parliament: raises $200 to $600
patrikskjold: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2h Qs]
parliament: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
parliament: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Kd 2h Qs] [2c]
parliament: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2h Qs 2c] [7s]
parliament: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
parliament: shows [8s As] (a pair of Deuces)
PapaWarbucks: shows [Jd Ac] (a pair of Deuces)
parliament collected $1098 from pot
PapaWarbucks collected $1097 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2200 | Rake $5
Board [Kd 2h Qs 2c 7s]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: parliament (small blind) showed [8s As] and won ($1098) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 3: patrikskjold (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks showed [Jd Ac] and won ($1097) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Re: dear pokerstars
 

LOL looks similiar to the email I sent Stars tonight after busting in the 1k in like 24th:

WHY IS YOUR SITE SO F***ING RIGGED!?!?!? I'M SO SICK OF THIS [censored]!
DAY IN FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS I HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH [censored] FROM YOUR
SUPPOSED "RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR". "RANDOM"....BULL [censored]! IT'S
[censored] UNREAL HOW I LOSE EVERY [censored] HAND I PLAY DEEP IN A
TOURNAMENT ON YOUR SITE. I WIN ABOUT 5% OF SUPPOSED "50/50's" AND MY
DOMINATING HANDS WIN WITH ABOUT THE SAME FREQUENCY AS THE FOURTH OF
JULY IN A TWELVE MONTH CALENDAR YEAR!

I AM **BEGGING** YOU TO PLEASE TURN OFF WHATEVER DOOM SWITCH YOU HAVE
OVER MY ACCOUNT. YOU ARE DRIVING ME UP A WALL WITH THIS. PLEASE FIX
YOUR NUMBER GENERATOR TO MAKE IT TRULY RANDOM! THANK YOU!

Re: dear pokerstars
 

Please let me know if this actually works. I quit pokerstars since they didn't give me an account this is supposed to win.

I have still eeked out a bit of profit on this god forsaken site but its only because I am that good.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

i used to work there

i loved answering emails like yours, so much fun.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
i used to work there

i loved answering emails like yours, so much fun.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good then maybe you know who to contact to inform them i am not a fan of hands like these?

PokerStars Game #10879947440: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:32:26 (ET)
Table 'Pegasus IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($11747 in chips)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou ($18841 in chips)
Seat 3: parliament ($27442 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($15608 in chips)
Seat 5: patrikskjold ($17428 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($23109 in chips)
TanShuiWen: posts small blind $100
ibadbeatyou: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Ad Js]
parliament: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
patrikskjold: folds
HC_68: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
TanShuiWen: folds
ibadbeatyou: folds
parliament: calls $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [9h 4h Jh]
parliament: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
HC_68: checks
*** TURN *** [9h 4h Jh] [7s]
parliament: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
HC_68: folds
*** RIVER *** [9h 4h Jh 7s] [8s]
parliament: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
parliament: shows [Ks Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
parliament collected $4295 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4300 | Rake $5
Board [9h 4h Jh 7s 8s]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: parliament showed [Ks Td] and won ($4295) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks mucked [Ad Js]
Seat 5: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 (button) folded on the Turn


seriously i've had quite enough fun getting my will-power tested, it's ok if you pass along to pokerstars that it's acceptable for PapaWarbucks to flop the best hand and win with it.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

kyle i'm going to go ahead and thank you for this since i can only assume your word has travelend promptly to important people.


PokerStars Game #10879975376: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:37:30 (ET)
Table 'Hadar IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($6858 in chips)
Seat 2: parliament ($16951 in chips)
Seat 3: patrikskjold ($21750 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($28490 in chips)
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou ($12860 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($34227 in chips)
ibadbeatyou: posts small blind $100
HC_68: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [As 6h]
TanShuiWen: folds
parliament: folds
patrikskjold: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ibadbeatyou: folds
HC_68: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [8c 3c 9s]
HC_68: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
HC_68: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [8c 3c 9s] [Ah]
HC_68: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: raises $400 to $800
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [8c 3c 9s Ah] [6c]
HC_68: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
HC_68: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [As 6h] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
HC_68: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $4895 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4900 | Rake $5
Board [8c 3c 9s Ah 6c]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: parliament folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks (button) showed [As 6h] and won ($4895) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HC_68 (big blind) mucked [9c 8s]




PokerStars Game #10879978052: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:37:59 (ET)
Table 'Hadar IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($6858 in chips)
Seat 2: parliament ($16951 in chips)
Seat 3: patrikskjold ($21750 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($30985 in chips)
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou ($12760 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($31827 in chips)
HC_68: posts small blind $100
TanShuiWen: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Kh Ah]
parliament: folds
patrikskjold: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
ibadbeatyou: folds
HC_68: folds
TanShuiWen: folds
patrikskjold: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Kd 7s 4s]
patrikskjold: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
patrikskjold: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Kd 7s 4s] [Js]
patrikskjold: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
patrikskjold: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [Kd 7s 4s Js] [Jh]
patrikskjold: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
patrikskjold: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [Kh Ah] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
patrikskjold: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $3895 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3900 | Rake $5
Board [Kd 7s 4s Js Jh]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: parliament folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: patrikskjold mucked [5d 5h]
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks showed [Kh Ah] and won ($3895) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 (small blind) folded before Flop

Re: dear pokerstars
 

You gotta move up stakes to where they respect your min-raises.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

mkind, you can't blame it for being rigged if you just play terrible

schneids, you chose the life you lead. we have to reap what we sow.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
You gotta move up stakes to where they respect your min-raises.

[/ QUOTE ]

How much better than this can I play? All i want from Stars is a fair chance?



PokerStars Game #10879992603: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:40:33 (ET)
Table 'Pegasus IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($10342 in chips)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou ($18236 in chips)
Seat 3: parliament ($36812 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($15293 in chips)
Seat 5: patrikskjold ($16515 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($16902 in chips)
TanShuiWen: posts small blind $100
ibadbeatyou: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Th Td]
parliament: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
patrikskjold: folds
HC_68: folds
TanShuiWen: folds
ibadbeatyou: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [5s 9s 3c]
ibadbeatyou: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
ibadbeatyou: calls $200
*** TURN *** [5s 9s 3c] [6s]
ibadbeatyou: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [5s 9s 3c 6s] [Ac]
ibadbeatyou: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ibadbeatyou: shows [7h 8c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
ibadbeatyou collected $2095 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2100 | Rake $5
Board [5s 9s 3c 6s Ac]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou (big blind) showed [7h 8c] and won ($2095) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: parliament folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks mucked [Th Td]
Seat 5: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
You gotta move to NO LIMIT

[/ QUOTE ]


FYP

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
kyle i'm going to go ahead and thank you for this since i can only assume your word has travelend promptly to important people.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah i took care of it. i saw you at the bellagio losing your balls off so i figured you needed a boost.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

Re: dear pokerstars
 

shields,

please post your J9o hand with results

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4...gmonkeydd9.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]



A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
first

[/ QUOTE ]

This needs to stop, yesterday, mass culling please

Re: dear pokerstars
 

less of these please

patrikskjold: posts small blind $100
HC_68: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9s Ac]
ibadbeatyou: folds
TorontoToro: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
patrikskjold: folds
HC_68: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [9d 6d 6s]
HC_68: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
HC_68: calls $200
*** TURN *** [9d 6d 6s] [8c]
HC_68: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: raises $400 to $800
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [9d 6d 6s 8c] [Ts]
HC_68: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HC_68: shows [Jc Th] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
HC_68 collected $3695 from pot

Re: dear pokerstars
 

Wow, amazing...

Re: dear pokerstars
 

i want pokertracker to have a stat PGR ("pct getting rivered")

my stat would be through the roof both tonight, and in 2007. it's just baffling absurd how utterly consistently it happens, usually when people are betting and raising vs me, and not just passively checking and calling.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

i dont see the problem, they are always getting 8 to 1.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
less of these please

blahblahblah

[/ QUOTE ]

less of these please

[posts by you]

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
i used to work there

i loved answering emails like yours, so much fun.

[/ QUOTE ]

Have we played before in San Jose?

Re: dear pokerstars
 

You have no clue what it's like to run bad and should be ashamed of yourself for even posting this whining rant. Go sit in your jacuzzi and watch you 120" plasma and think about what you've done.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

2007 = -$70,000

Now factor in that I had a +$100,000 day too.

I think that's kinda ok for me to be a little frustrated

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
Have we played before in San Jose?

[/ QUOTE ]
I've been away so long

Re: dear pokerstars
 

holy [censored], you had several disgusting months after ppm win too yes?

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
holy [censored], you had several disgusting months after ppm win too yes?

[/ QUOTE ]

No. I went on a 90-100k downer after PPM, but won that back pretty quickly and then Sept-Jan was amazing for me. Also, I'm up online for the year, but [censored] runs in 300/600 to 600/1200 live, plus [censored] tournament results have turned a crappy but still moderately winning online year into an abysmal 2007. It just seems so easy to get stuck a ton in no time, but that's never countered by any quick big upswings, and I know games are getting tougher overall but I legitimately feel like I've ran very bad this year especially when in hands against weak opposition.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
first

[/ QUOTE ]

This needs to stop, yesterday, mass culling please

[/ QUOTE ]

seconded







oic what I did there.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
holy [censored], you had several disgusting months after ppm win too yes?

[/ QUOTE ]

No. I went on a 90-100k downer after PPM, but won that back pretty quickly and then Sept-Jan was amazing for me. Also, I'm up online for the year, but [censored] runs in 300/600 to 600/1200 live, plus [censored] tournament results have turned a crappy but still moderately winning online year into an abysmal 2007. It just seems so easy to get stuck a ton in no time, but that's never countered by any quick big upswings, and I know games are getting tougher overall but I legitimately feel like I've ran very bad this year especially when in hands against weak opposition.

[/ QUOTE ]
600/1200... pfft I crush that [censored]

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i used to work there

i loved answering emails like yours, so much fun.

[/ QUOTE ]

Have we played before in San Jose?

[/ QUOTE ]

Never played in San Jose; I spent most of my time in California at Commerce.

EDIT: Unless you mean Costa Rica, in which case probably not since I was trained there but worked from home.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

Enter: Pokerbob

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
2007 = -$70,000


[/ QUOTE ]

time for a NEW TITLE!

Re: dear pokerstars
 

How come you don't play on Party? Or really anywhere else but Riverstars?

Re: dear pokerstars
 

As brutal as some of these are, I'm still finding it difficult to find sympathy for a 20 year old poker millionaire.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

[ QUOTE ]
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4...gmonkeydd9.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]
is this "the big game" ?
why no 3bet? nits.

Re: dear pokerstars
 

schneids,

i promised to stake you so im gonna go ahead and move forward with that offer. since you obviously cant beat the proposed stakes, i'm going to stake you for 250 bets and a more manageable game of $2/$4 holdem. all i want is 50% of your winnings before you decide to pay all of it back. thanks!

Re: dear pokerstars
 

ask patriksjold if he wanna coach you