What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
 

After a big bet on the river this dude called and tabled like 7 high (other guy had winner obv) and said "damn, I thought you were bluffing"

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im seriously trying to think of one, but none will top yours taj.

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haha I thought you had kings!

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anytime someone shows down a weird hand like 96, K5 etc. and someone says "ohh i put you on that"

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"umm hello? We both have quads..."

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"How you like me now"

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Guy shows down J2, women to there left showns down Q2 to take down the pot (both cold called a raise preflop) and the guy goes

"What the hell were you doing in the pot with trash like that"

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"umm hello? We both have quads..."

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A player got futtbucker said, "you got futtbucked" after he stacked someone, I found it hilarious.

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i was playing 1/2 live and found aq in mp so i popped it up 7bb. it folds to one of the blinds who shoves for ~35bb total. i call ldo. i flip, and he doesn't. board is something like 458q6. the guy is just sitting there, and he's not releasing his hand (standard for him when he loses). finally, he flips over j7. i say, "nice slowroll". keep in mind, i have not had any history with this guy. he says something along the lines of, "you're always raising and betting. that's what you get". i leave to tilt by myself.

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haha I thought you had kings!

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Guy shows down J2, women to there left showns down Q2 to take down the pot (both cold called a raise preflop) and the guy goes

"What the hell were you doing in the pot with trash like that"

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Easily the worst

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I usually say if you have ever won any money at poker then I can swim up Niagra falls.

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Drunk 5-5 live game at TS -

2 guys are all in KQ vs AA

board K33 -

people counting the KQ's outs cause they are pro LDO

everyone says 2 kings or running queens

this guy blurts out loud " what about running 3s? "

and no... he wasn't joking

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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:

"you're lucky i suck"

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haha I thought you had kings!

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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:

"you're lucky i suck"

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lol gold

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The "that's what you get" line and all variants of it are my favorite. Especially after folding to shoves all day in sngs then calling with like 97o for 30 bb to lose.

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almost forgot, 1-2 live game I played when I was a donk, guy was hammered and kept open raising to like 24 and reraising every hand... this guy limps UTG+1 and the drunk guy open shoves like 650$, UTG snap calls with A7o, drunk guy had AK, A7 sucks out -

After the hand A7 says "Caught you"

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Best one-liner came from a guy who's SN was OMGPOKAR!!1! (Cake poker, lols). Every time he got sucked out on he would just type OMGPOKAR!!1!! in the chat. Very hilarious.

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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:

"you're lucky i suck"

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that's a good one

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Not really a one liner but one of my favorite things anyone has said ( Guy raises prf and then insta calls jam with A7s)

elnino1217: knew u had AA
jmill: you knew he had AA so you called all in with A7?
jmill: somehow i doubt that
elnino1217: trust me i did but i just had 2 do it, chance of a draw

He hit a flush ldo

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when someone sucks out on you
'Sometimes a blind dog catches a bone too'

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the funniest I've ever heard after questioning what he was doing in the hand with junk (standard when he flips J3)

"even rags preflop can turn in to the nuts on the flop"

He was clearly a consistant winner on and off the table

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After the hand A7 says "Caught you"

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When people say that it makes me laugh and tilts me up at the same time, man some people are bad.

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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:

"you're lucky i suck"

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hahahahahaha priceless

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This chick with big boobs was down to her last few chips after losing a big pot and she said something like "a few minutes ago I had a whole rack," and this old perv says "don't worry honey. you've still got a rack."

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When it came down to a showdown in Omaha an older guy said damn I misread my hand...The other guy said Yea I put you on a misread and he was sweeping the pot

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I'm playing 25nl vs. some donk. I 3bet AKo vs. him and he flat calls. Flop is A89r and he bets like $10 into a $12 and I raise to $25 with like $6 behind he pushes and flips over JQo for a gutshot. He hits and I ask him why he played it so bad.

He says "well I had 14 outs against you plus I had fold equity, but you wouldnt understand that." lol

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1) After calling a 7bb bet out of position with k7, calling a c-bet on the flop with air, calling an all in with a gutshot, and then slowrolling a str8 to take down the pot another Caesars fish (2-5) says "i've got your game figured out"

2) @ a trop 2-5 nl game a playa in the sb almost mucks his hand preflop to a small raise but gets talked into it by the ruckus table. bb moves all in for another 150 and after original raiser folds gets called by the sb who turns over 45!!!??? after scooping the pot he gives us privy into the innerworkings of the mind of a master "i knew he was going to do that. i was setting a trap"..... dooooonnnngggggg <-- gong sound

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I remember after one big pot the losing player starting swearing in the chat box and some random guy replied with: "see, if I was on 'kill a ni99a tilt' I would have just folded."

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guy after losing qq all in 3bet to 66.

"this site hates me"

makes me giggle every time. then i cry. its a mixed emotional war.

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"game over, please insert more coins to continue"

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We had this dude at our table that kept calling out all the odds and percentages: "No way you lost that! You were 67% to win on the flop!" "You had to call there, you were getting 3.5-1 odds." "Runner-runner flush cards? That's only 4% chance! Odds only 4 out of 100 that that would happen!" On and on, whether in the hand or not. Finally some lady says, "What are the odds you'll shut up?"

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After someone loses an all in to gutshot on river.

"I make a living off of people like you. I teach the mentally challeneged"

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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

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After someone loses an all in to gutshot on river.

"I make a living off of people like you. I teach the mentally challeneged"

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Ahahahahaha!

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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

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some days you just cant get rid of a bomb

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"game over, please insert more coins to continue"

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i'll steal this if you dont mind

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"You just gotta believe it's coming"

- Guy after hitting a gutshot on the river in a big pot against me