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longlags 07-05-2007 07:58 AM

One of the most painful beats ever
 

1$/2$
We both sitting with ~400$

I am BTN.

Hole cards: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
I raise to 8$, BB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
BB bets 12$, I raise to 30$, BB pushes ALL IN, I make a snap call.

BB shows- Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
WTF?
I am way ahead with 99.60% to win, leavin him with 0.40%.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

jee..

Quagmyer 07-05-2007 08:37 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITYY GIG GIG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

luckyjimm 07-05-2007 08:41 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Fold flop

Rainclouds 07-05-2007 08:49 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Nah this is actually a very tough beat.

Usually the bad beat posts here are along the lines of "omg he called away his whole stack with 4 outs and he HIT! OMG how is that even possible! No-one is as unlucky as me!!1"

This one is actually quite rare.


Thread would be more interesting with pics of hotties though.

ocdscale 07-05-2007 11:10 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
What are you going to buy with your sklansky bux?

Also, pic:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2...kku2b97ps3.jpg

jordiepop 07-05-2007 11:22 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
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BB bets 12$, I raise to 30$, BB pushes ALL IN, I make a snap call.

[/ QUOTE ]

zomFg what a bad play by villian wow

Acein8ter 07-05-2007 11:29 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Wonder what the odds of runner runner Q's are... must be HIGH...

eurythmech 07-05-2007 11:33 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
This is that BBV is for!

1/330 beat

Knight Vision 07-05-2007 11:36 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
this thread delivers. did villain type "sorry"?

Hopeful Upcomer 07-05-2007 11:38 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
hot asian chick and o yea BEAT you say SNAP CALL

ocdscale 07-05-2007 11:44 AM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
this thread delivers. did villain type "ty"?

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fyp

Warteen 07-05-2007 12:14 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Woah. Forum over.

Stealthy 07-05-2007 12:25 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
I want the raw handhistory. I call BS til you prove that a player 3 bet shoved that board with a gutter 2 buyins deep.

JMX 07-05-2007 12:28 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Heh, had a similar thing happen to me a while back:

$3 turbo SnG, blinds 400/800

I was on BTN (~9K) w/ T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
folds around to MP (~4K), min-raises to 1600, everybody folds, I call.

(Of course, if I was going to call, I might as well have pushed, but I wasn't sure what I was thinking at the time)

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

I check, MP pushes, I insta-call, MP has Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

insyder19 07-05-2007 12:37 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
I lost the same way.

KK, he has K9

Flop: 775

Turn: 9

River 9

0,30% to make it

Irish Cannon 07-05-2007 12:42 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Standard.

Hopscotch 07-05-2007 01:01 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
blah blah SnG blah

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fyp no hate

Stake Monster 07-05-2007 01:03 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
What are you going to buy with your sklansky bux?

Also, pic:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2...kku2b97ps3.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

more plz

bottomset 07-05-2007 01:06 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
What are you going to buy with your sklansky bux?

Also, pic:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2...kku2b97ps3.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

that's one of those $6k sex dolls right?

Stake Monster 07-05-2007 01:06 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[censored] you might be right, looks like plastic

no one can have such a perfect shape

PITTM 07-05-2007 01:41 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What are you going to buy with your sklansky bux?

Also, pic:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2...kku2b97ps3.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

more plz

[/ QUOTE ]

id give her shirt more stains then it already has.

Stake Monster 07-05-2007 01:43 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
What are you going to buy with your sklansky bux?

Also, pic:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2...kku2b97ps3.jpg

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more plz

[/ QUOTE ]

id give her shirt more stains then it already has.

[/ QUOTE ]

way to want to [censored] a plastic doll you sicko

CardsSpeak111 07-05-2007 02:02 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Why would a $6K sex doll come with glasses? It looks more like some REALLY top-class CGI modelling to me...

dshan80 07-05-2007 02:08 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
[ QUOTE ]
I lost the same way.

KK, he has K9

Flop: 775

Turn: 9

River 9

0,30% to make it

[/ QUOTE ]



he has running straight outs.

ocdscale 07-05-2007 02:55 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
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[censored] you might be right, looks like plastic

no one can have such a perfect shape

[/ QUOTE ]

As far as I know, the pic is of a real model, although almost certainly airbrushed for better complexion (not sure about the stain).
The following picture is (ostensibly) of the same girl in the first:
(Possibly NSFW, so linking instead)
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6...ku2b149wl1.jpg

Another girl, file is a bit large so linked instead (probably work safe):
http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/8157/209821ky9.jpg

Edit: Even if she were a doll, I'd still hit it.
Edit: After a thorough review of my picture collection and several trips to the bathroom, I'm fairly certain the first picture is of a real model, but very heavily airbrushed to give her complexion a 'doll' look. I'm basing this on pictures of other models where some of them look normal and others look very 'dollish'.

Mat 07-05-2007 03:15 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
So he semi-bluffed for 200BB with his gutshot on a paired board.
Where do you play ?

so sick bro 07-05-2007 03:51 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
at madeupbadbeats.com! where you can chat, play, and make up hand histories with the pros

nermalthecat 07-05-2007 04:01 PM

Re: One of the most painful beats ever
 
Just for the heck of it, my buddy was in a SnG today on UltimateBe(a)t and had 98 suited. Flop came 9 9 9. All the money went in. Villain showed JJ.

Turn was a J. River was a J.

Thanks for playing quad 9s. Buhbye 99.9% favorite.


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