SSNL POKER [cheese] thread July - Part 1
 

Fill this thread with all poker related crap that doesn't deserve a strategy post. Enjoy!

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1st

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YES!

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you guys should really get out more!

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Okay, serious question. How much is the average rate coaches charge at 3-bet.net? Is it in the 150-200 dollar per hour area? If it can't be made public please PM me the rates, cuz i have to fill out the application and stuff [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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you guys should really get out more!

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BAN!

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losing players complain about variance more than winning players even if they experience the same 'amount' of variance. agree/disagree?

edit - oh, and also do you think that complaining about variance contributes to why someone is a losing player? (ie. they'd win more if they didn't complain so much)

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Okay, serious question. How much is the average rate coaches charge at 3-bet.net? Is it in the 150-200 dollar per hour area? If it can't be made public please PM me the rates, cuz i have to fill out the application and stuff [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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depends on what limit your playing. but like $150-$200/hour will get u a good coach for 200nl. They tell you all the rates afterwards so just fill out the form then they can work out who's going to coach you later on

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losing players complain about variance more than winning players even if they experience the same 'amount' of variance. agree/disagree?

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I assume by "losing" players you mean marginal/breakeven players, and yes this is true (see Reef/Fgators).

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Is the "public beta" of PokerEv available yet?

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Leaving for Turningstone in 6 hours, probably time to get some sleep.

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DRRRRRRRRRRRUNK

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FYP

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you guys should really get out more!

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but the games are so juicy...I haven't played weekend games in 3 weeks and it's the reason I've only made 3k last month [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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losing players complain about variance more than winning players even if they experience the same 'amount' of variance. agree/disagree?

edit - oh, and also do you think that complaining about variance contributes to why someone is a losing player? (ie. they'd win more if they didn't complain so much)

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yes i agree they blame it on variance even though we all know its bad play.

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cool thread lol

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i just walked under a huge tree then it feel down like 2 seconds afterwards... i feel so powerful

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lmaooo! haha spec

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lmaooo! haha spec

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you'll be a pooh bah in no time!!

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What do you mean kermit?

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you'll be a pooh bah in no time!!

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so will you.

ffs PLEASEEEEEEEE LET ME RUN GOOD THIS MONTH. even though about 15days will be in vegas/other cities in UK visiting people

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you'll be a pooh bah in no time!!

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so will you

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ive already been one!!

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lmaooo! haha spec

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you'll be a pooh bah in no time!!

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Haha, my thoughts exactly.

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mhhhh so i wait till 00:00 on pokerstars clock so i wont waist any VPPs and i can hopefully make plat star this month...

511 hands so far
$429.40 !!!!
100NL

JULLYYYYYYYYYYY <3

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July life thread pleeze

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This is the price list of ssnl coaches I got from 3bet.net:

Nation: 100
Balugawhale: 100
TWP: 150
DJ Sensei: 150
Jsnipes: 150
Caostracize: 150
Foxwoodsfiend: 200
Xorbie: 200
Wiltontilt: 200
Big_Jim: 200

I'm still not sure whether you choose a coach or they asign you to one.

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lmaooo! haha spec

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you'll be a pooh bah in no time!!

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Haha, my thoughts exactly.

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but he's already behind the pace set by the long lost Andrew Karpinski

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that is an awesome price for Baluga IMO

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This is the price list of ssnl coaches I got from 3bet.net:

Nation: 100
Balugawhale: 100
TWP: 150
DJ Sensei: 150
Jsnipes: 150
Caostracize: 150
Foxwoodsfiend: 200
Xorbie: 200
Wiltontilt: 200
Big_Jim: 200

I'm still not sure whether you choose a coach or they asign you to one.

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TYTYYTYTYTYT. That's hourly wages right? or 2 hour block sessions?

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pretty sure its hourly, this email is prob like 2 weeks old fwiw, so I dont think the rates would have changed in that short time but you never know.

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June (only played the last 2 weeks):
Limits range from 50NL through to 1000NL (good old fish hunting), with about 3k hands at 200NL, and about 18k at 100NL.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5537/junetkozy9.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4255/junetkoyu2.jpg

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yes those are hourly rates.

assuming these guys can coach as well as they play (not a guarantee [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ), i would have to think FWF @ 200/hr is sick.

kermit

edit: b/c i cant write a proper sentence. ever.

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does anyone listen to the pokerwire.com radio show with Gavin Smith and Joe Sebok? Anyway, I just won the "pick a superhero nickname for Phil Hellmuth contest." ship the $26 tourney token. ship ship mc gipp!

winning entry was Phil "The Behemuth" Hellmuth. (I submitted "The Behemoth" but since it was the inspiration I still win.)

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Such a beat, FTP found out I have two accounts (I had registered one a longggggg time ago, hadn't used it in years). For some reason they're only letting me use my old one, which I'm not even sure still has rakeback or not. I lost ALL my player notes and ALL my full tilt points =[. I guess I should be glad they didn't ZeeJustin all my money?

Bought a 50" plasma tv for my new apartment just recently though, very nice imo.

For what it's worth, my old FT name was HaikarA. I'm sure I've sparred with some of you guys before, if anyone has any stats/history on me could you guys tell me what you guys think of me/my play etc? (100NL FTP)

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $487.55
Hero (BB): $474.15
UTG: $140.10
CO: $390.00
BTN: $950.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, BTN calls $4.00, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36.00</font>, BTN calls $32.00

Turn: ($82) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $66.00</font>, BTN calls $66.00

River: ($214) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $368.15</font>, BTN calls $368.15

Pot Size: $950.30 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and LOST (-$474.15)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Kings) and WON (+$473.15)

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Accountant: VNH

mods: where is life thread? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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June= best month ever

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LOL donkeyments

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $376.70
BB: $450.50
UTG: $106.00
MP: $524.70
Hero (CO): $400.00
BTN: $1,368.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, BTN calls $14.00, SB calls $12.00, BB folds

Flop: ($46) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $35.00</font>, BTN calls $35.00, SB folds

Turn: ($116) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $85.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $351.00</font>, BTN calls $266.00

River: ($818) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $818.00 ($3 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fours) and LOST (-$400.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Tens) and WON (+$415.00)

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June= best month ever

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air brag again

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Was praying he'd call me with his overpair, but never dreamed..........


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $50.95
Hero (BB): $51.25
UTG: $19.60
MP: $51.40
CO: $119.90
BTN: $5.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $2.00</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $2.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00

Turn: ($8.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $47.25</font>, MP calls $39.25

River: ($102.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $102.75 ($3 Rake)

MP had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$51.25)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Threes full of Deuces) and WON (+$48.50)