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Dan BRIGHT 06-26-2007 05:14 AM

DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
***** Hand History for Game 6096354737 *****
$1,000 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, June 25, 23:33:44 ET 2007
Table Table 127442 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: I_Eat_Ur_Soul ( $1,286.38 USD )
Seat 2: DontBeStupid74 ( $1,009.75 USD )
Seat 3: longlong5201 ( $693.56 USD )
Seat 5: dudida ( $811.24 USD )
Seat 6: tussmeister ( $784.47 USD )
Seat 4: SEXKRIME669 ( $1,024 USD )
tussmeister posts small blind [$5 USD].
I_Eat_Ur_Soul posts big blind [$10 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SEXKRIME669 [ Kd As ]
longlong5201 folds
SEXKRIME669 raises [$36 USD]
dudida folds
tussmeister folds
I_Eat_Ur_Soul calls [$26 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, 6d, 5s ]
I_Eat_Ur_Soul checks
SEXKRIME669 bets [$69 USD]
I_Eat_Ur_Soul raises [$195 USD]
SEXKRIME669 raises [$252 USD]
I_Eat_Ur_Soul is all-In [$1,055.38 USD]
SEXKRIME669 is all-In [$667 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
SEXKRIME669 shows [ Kd, As ]a pair of Kings.
I_Eat_Ur_Soul shows [ 9d, 7d ]a pair of Sevens.
I_Eat_Ur_Soul wins $262.38 USD from side pot #1 with a pair of Sevens.
SEXKRIME669 wins $2,051 USD from the main pot with a pair of Kings.






I_Eat_Ur_Soul: ok, u leave table
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: ty
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: stalled till ur gone
SEXKRIME669: i dont care i just open up more tables
SEXKRIME669: i play 8 tables why do i give a XXXX
SEXKRIME669: if one is slow
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: then do that
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: not only cant u play poker
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: but u also act like a jerk
SEXKRIME669: i am a jerk deal with it donkey
SEXKRIME669: maybe reload
SEXKRIME669: too while your at it
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: ok, say goodbye to ur chat
SEXKRIME669: okay!
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: u are getting reported
SEXKRIME669: have fun with party support lol
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: I normally do
SEXKRIME669: : )
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: cant u pls tell me ur thoughts on ur play?
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: very interesting
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: u bet tptk, then get checkraised
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: u then put in third raise
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: and apparently, Im only happy to throw even more money to the middle
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: and u still cant fold tptk?
SEXKRIME669: incase you didnt notice
SEXKRIME669: i didnt time down and call
SEXKRIME669: i beat you into the pot !
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: u beat no hand that checkraises and reraises all in - except a rare bluff
SEXKRIME669: lol ya
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: and yet u dont fold
SEXKRIME669: except 9 hi
SEXKRIME669: i beat nine hi right
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: so each and every time I got 2 pairs or set, u pay me off with tptk?
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: wp Sir
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: must have beatiful swings
SEXKRIME669: yea straight UP
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: ehm
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: of course not, but nevermind
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: well played nice hand
SEXKRIME669: if you spent more time not sucking and less time complaining
SEXKRIME669: maybe you wouldnt be outclassed at 5/10nl
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: I dont find it outclassed
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: its fine
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: I want u to call with tptk
SEXKRIME669: then why complain so much
SEXKRIME669: incase you havent noticed top pair is the HIGHEST pair on board
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: cus Ive run into so amazingly many idiots today
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: yes, very nice hand
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: go felt tptk
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: and see where u end
SEXKRIME669: what do you post under
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: I dont post there

Dan BRIGHT 06-26-2007 05:19 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7282/igotakry0.jpg

GameTheory 06-26-2007 05:24 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
lol@ that dudes head.

MatthewRyan 06-26-2007 05:25 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
LOL

omfgimisstheparty

ApeAttack 06-26-2007 05:28 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
[ QUOTE ]
lol@ that dudes head.

[/ QUOTE ]

No laughing at his rare genetic condition.

Fiksdal 06-26-2007 05:30 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
[ QUOTE ]
SEXKRIME669: incase you havent noticed top pair is the HIGHEST pair on board

[/ QUOTE ]

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Also you should respond to these people saying "Yeah, I like to gamble." That usually makes the fish on tilt reload.

Heavens_Myst 06-26-2007 05:31 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
lol @ another a+ dan bright post

Gonso 06-26-2007 05:38 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
I_Eat_Ur_Soul has no business playing 5/10

Fiksdal 06-26-2007 06:32 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
[ QUOTE ]
I_Eat_Ur_Soul has no business playing 5/10

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes he does DUCY?

Spechel EDD 06-26-2007 06:43 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
[ QUOTE ]

SEXKRIME669: what do you post under
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: I dont post there

[/ QUOTE ]

probably posts at p5's

TresDeuce 06-26-2007 06:44 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
I like his play tbh

Daddy Warbucks 06-26-2007 06:55 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
[ QUOTE ]

I_Eat_Ur_Soul: so each and every time I got 2 pairs or set, u pay me off with tptk?
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: wp Sir
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: must have beatiful swings
SEXKRIME669: yea straight UP

[/ QUOTE ]

I laughed very loudly!

shipitkthx 06-26-2007 12:34 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA This is so completely standard for I_Eat_Ur_Soul

Sp00n 06-26-2007 12:45 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
lol min raise

d3gener4te 06-26-2007 12:57 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
nh sir

10K-in-Clay 06-26-2007 01:05 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
LOL nice post, that guy is so retarded. Such a tool for berating that HUGE fish last nite too. He berated me as well for calling an allin preflop with QQ and winning the flip vs. his AK. Hilarious chat ensued as always, including dan bright talking about his erection and how he was watching porn at the time. silly soul eater.

dtan05 06-26-2007 07:46 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
i_eat_ur_soul deserves to die.

aislephive 06-26-2007 08:59 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
Awesome hahaha, Dan you are my hero.

killphilNI 06-26-2007 09:13 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
"SEXKRIME669: incase you havent noticed top pair is the HIGHEST pair on board"

lol

Esection 06-26-2007 09:42 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
SEXKRIME669: incase you havent noticed top pair is the HIGHEST pair on board

best quote ive read in past month.

Full-Metall 06-26-2007 10:08 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
How did we live without you?

kolotoure 07-03-2007 11:27 PM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
I have played him at 1/2 and figured he was only a very marginal winner at that level

shootaa 07-04-2007 12:43 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
lol @ clueless people.

RikkiDee 07-04-2007 02:13 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
I_Eat_Ur_Soul: must have beatiful swings
SEXKRIME669: yea straight UP

vilemerchant 07-04-2007 03:03 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
SEXKRIME669 = awesome screen name!

MaxRaises 07-04-2007 03:17 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 

LOLOL

Josem 07-04-2007 04:05 AM

Re: DONKTAG < MY AK ---> Berating each other in chat follows!
 
I_Eat_Ur_Soul is a genuine, rolled gold, moron.


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