Beat: Buddy disparages 2+2
 

Okay, so I've posted before about my buddy who has no bankroll control and is repeatedly busto etc.
Tonight was a new twist on the friendship.
In the past I have told him that myspace isn't my thing when he's told me to create an account but if it works for people cool.
That's about the extent of my remarks to him.
Meanwhile he clearly puts down 2+2 repeatedly when I've tried to help him with his game.
He has little interest in learning the game but constantly talks about running cold when in fact he is a losing player the way he plays.

Tonight mostly out of nowhere he tries to strike a deal with me.
He says 'tell you what, don't bring up your forum any more and I won't bring up myspace. You don't respect myspace and I really don't care about your forum at all.'
Now to be clear- this all came out of him telling me about the T.I. concert broadcast via myspace I guess... and me asking facetiously if a myspace concert is a step up from casino concerts.

So here's what I am struggling with guys...

Is my life now going to end because I don't respect myspace , and what should I make to eat right now?

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give me his sn and stakes he plays

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What.

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my bf and i have matching myspace pages its so cute he has the same song playing as me ha ha ha. if i were you i would get on myspace and surprise your friend with an invite it would be super funny and he would be happy 2 : ) but def tell him to be on two plus two this is where it's at!

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my bf and i have matching myspace pages its so cute he has the same song playing as me ha ha ha. if i were you i would get on myspace and surprise your friend with an invite it would be super funny and he would be happy 2 : ) but def tell him to be on two plus two this is where it's at!

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What.

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give me his sn and stakes he plays

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I've learned to let him enjoy his play if that's what he is doing and I try to be a good friend no matter what, so it's unlikely I ever do this but you are at the top of the list if I do.
Also, the ribs are done. I am not sure what the punishment is for disrespecting myspace so I'm going to enjoy these as if they are my last meal.

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my bf and i have matching myspace pages its so cute he has the same song playing as me ha ha ha. if i were you i would get on myspace and surprise your friend with an invite it would be super funny and he would be happy 2 : ) but def tell him to be on two plus two this is where it's at!

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Erm... no.
But like I said whatever works for others is cool.
Corn is heating up. I'm also going to put in Dead Man Walking you know... just in case, to get in the right frame of mind.

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The punishment for dissing Myspace is: Rupert Murdoch descends from the heavens and casts your damned soul to the eternal abyss, where you shall spend an eternity having to befriend couples that create joint Myspace accounts and hate 2+2. Also, in hell, you will be sucked out on in EVERY HAND. May Sklansky have mercy on your soul.

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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

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QFT.

Also- hunger should be a viable affirmative defense.

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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

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QFT.

Also- hunger should be a viable affirmative defense.

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Similarly with rape and a defense of general horniness.

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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

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QFT.

Also- hunger should be a viable affirmative defense.

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Similarly with rape and a defense of general horniness.

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The best defense for rape is "She wanted it or she wouldn't have been in the alley that late."

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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

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QFT.

Also- hunger should be a viable affirmative defense.

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Similarly with rape and a defense of general horniness.

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The best defense for rape is "She wanted it or she wouldn't have been asleep in her bed when I broke in."

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FYP

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nh

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Update: The food is pretty damn good, but Susan Sarandon as a nun is creeping me out because it's easier to think dirty thoughts about her, so I'm going to switch to Bull Durham.
No death yet for me, although I did have a twinge in my back that I took some aspirin for.

No idea if Dan Bright is free yet.

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Oh that's so it. Awesome. Ty.

Further update: not quite dead yet.

edit: more props to T.J. for current avatar

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You suck at friends.

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OP If you are single you are a hudge PUA-fish for dissing myspace, you're friend is 100% correct and probably my life coach.

Sex>Poker.

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Tonight mostly out of nowhere he tries to strike a deal with me.
He says 'tell you what, don't bring up your forum any more and I won't bring up myspace. You don't respect myspace and I really don't care about your forum at all.'

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WTF.

Also, I didn't vote because the only acceptable answer is BASTARD.

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This post, this poll, this entire thread is blowing my mind.
WTF is going on?

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This is like 2 beats/sentence. Your friend is [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Edit: well not the disrespecting myspace part, that's definitely a brag if you made him get all pissy about it.

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give me his sn and stakes he plays

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Dude, that is the worst pole ever. Even if I don't understand your retarded jokes, give me a [censored] BASTARD option. Shouldn't poo-bahs [censored] know better?

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Is that 9 am eastern? [censored] that [censored].

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New fixed pole.
Pooh-bahs know not to rely on gimmicks like Bastard poles. It seems crutchlike.

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im going to myspacec right now.

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I voted in your pole

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To clear the confusion...

1) disrespect myspace.
2) ribs in the oven
2b) change speeds
3) ????
4) profit
4b) cy young

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I got some spare ribs yesterday. Them [censored] are going to be good on saturday.

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I dont get it. myspace is about wasting time and 2+2 is about learned things?


brain asplode

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brag: this is probably the first thread in the history of 2+2 with the word "disparages" in the subject line.

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apefish,

the only solution here is for you guys to trade online handles for a month. You check his myspace page all the time and PUA or whatever people do on myspace and he has to post microstakes about folding KK on a K4432 board.