Ask a Black Guy thread
 

A few people in the "Propositioned by some dude in a strip club" thread have asked me to start a ‘Ask a Black guy' thread so here it is.

A few things:

1)I'm not your typical African-American. I was born in Haiti and I was raised in Canada. So I don't know what's the deal with fried chicken and watermelon. I just don't know.

2)I've never lived in the projects or the ghetto. The only thing I know about these places is what I've learned from listening to rap music and watching movies like "Boyz' in da Hood" and "Juice".

3)I've never been in prison or on welfare in my life.

4)I've never had sex with a black chick in my life. Only whites, natives and Asians.

5)I enjoy Hockey and Football (the one where you only play with your feet) and I don't really follow American Football or Basketball.

6) Writing all this made me realise that I'm more of a white guy than anything else.

Oh well.

Any who, ask away.

Here's what me looks like. Picture taken in April at my older brother's wedding.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s75/Omokocha/abg.jpg

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YOUR BLACK!!!
/thread LOL joking
what do you think about white people thinking they are black (gangsters)?
and what do you think about the culture of black people thinking they are gangster, thinking crime is a way to get "respect"?

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You know there is a valid reason you're the least popular poster in this forum.

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Do black Canadians say, "eh"?

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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You know there is a valid reason you're the least popular poster in this forum.

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what are you on about?? your a complete joke
this thread isnt about you

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6) Writing all this made me realise that I'm more of a white guy than anything else.

Oh well.

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I was gonna ask you if you liked watermelon. It's good, I'm about to get a slice for myself.

What kind of music do you listen to when you're riding 4 deep in your ride?

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do you like black women?

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YOUR BLACK!!!
/thread LOL joking
what do you think about white people thinking they are black (gangsters)?


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You mean wiggers?


I don’t really mind them, they look silly more than anything else. I saw a few at the mall the other day that were calling each other the n-word. I just shook my head and went on my way.


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and what do you think about the culture of black people thinking they are gangster, thinking crime is a way to get "respect"?

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Meh that’s kinda lame. My dad came to Canada broke as hell and earned his respect by working two jobs while going to university, earning his degree and a good job and went on from there.

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do you deal drugs?

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How long have you been a black?

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Do black Canadians say, "eh"?

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BEAT: I actually grew up in the french part of Canada. English is my third language.

So yeah, I’m a hockey watching, french speaking black guy.

Fwiw, I never use 'eh'.

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do you find it racist for a white person to say the n word but acceptable for a black person to use it?
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/a...d_delivers.jpg

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A few things:

1)I'm not your typical African-American. I was born in Haiti and I was raised in Canada. So I don't know what's the deal with fried chicken and watermelon. I just don't know.

2)I've never lived in the projects or the ghetto. The only thing I know about these places is what I've learned from listening to rap music and watching movies like "Boyz' in da Hood" and "Juice".

3)I've never been in prison or on welfare in my life.

4)I've never had sex with a black chick in my life. Only whites, natives and Asians.

5)I enjoy Hockey and Football (the one where you only play with your feet) and I don't really follow American Football or Basketball.

6) Writing all this made me realise that I'm more of a white guy than anything else.

Oh well.

Any who, ask away.

Here's what me looks like. Picture taken in April at my older brother's wedding.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s75/Omokocha/abg.jpg

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You are not even a real black person at all.

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Is it true that having my mobile phone in my jeans pocket could give me ball cancer?

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Well I have black genitalia. Aren't you curious about that?

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I was gonna ask you if you liked watermelon. It's good, I'm about to get a slice for myself.

What kind of music do you listen to when you're riding 4 deep in your ride?

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Beat: I take the bus. But I listen to rap music in my IPOD.

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I think I am blacker than you OP.

1. From america
2. Raised in semi-hood
3. sex with black chicks (ok not yet but I will and I love them)
4. only likes basketball
5. fat chicks
6. Other things

You are just canadian, not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, holla!

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http://www.studentgossip.com/images/...VOR-NELSON.jpg
you look like this guy sooo much...
do you find white women more sexy than black?

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do you like black women?

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Yes, I think they’re sexy as all hell. I just never really had the opportunity to be with one.

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do you like black women?

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Yes, I think they’re sexy as all hell. I just never really had the opportunity to be with one.

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You prob find more in common with white girls I am guessing.

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do you find white women more sexy than black?

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obv not.

hood black people like easy white girls. they let them smoke their ish, then they feel like they own them.

oh canada boy dosen't even know this probably....so of course he likes the black women folk

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do you like black women?

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Yes, I think they’re sexy as all hell. I just never really had the opportunity to be with one.

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Thats cause you live in Canada, ldo.

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Oh and I have a question: Do you think Americans are more racist than Canadians on the whole? Cuz these white folks are driving me crazy hereabouts.

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Hero or clown?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...Carlton_lg.jpg

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You know there is a valid reason you're the least popular poster in this forum.

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It's weird cuz I remember tiger_hall making some brilliancies, at least in my mind, a few weeks ago... Maybe i'll hit the search, maybe not.

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how big is your penis?

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do you deal drugs?

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Never sold 'em, never taken 'em. My parents were really strict regarding that stuff. My mother is one of those crazy church going Haitian ladies, so that should give you an idea of my upbringing.

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Judging by all the pictures u post, u may blaze up, but u blazing up in a bad bad bad neighborhood, ya right. I think this is an entirely retarded comment by Ipot, based on the fact that he posts so much and anyone who has seen all his pics of his little girls and pics of ipot himself know that this pretty boy would not step foot in a bad area. BTW lets try not to make this a racist thread. So because hes from Canada, likes soccer, and has never lived in a low income area surrounded by violence and drug dealing, this does not mean u have nothing to learn from him. I know this is BBV4L so crazy/retarded/off the wall questions should be expected, not to mention interesting. Just because a person is black does not mean that they grew up struggling.

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Well I have black genitalia. Aren't you curious about that?

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lolol potd

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how big is your penis?

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YGOS?

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Well I have black genitalia. Aren't you curious about that?

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clearly you started the thread with this question in mind, so we might as well get it over with.

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You know there is a valid reason you're the least popular poster in this forum.

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It's weird cuz I remember tiger_hall making some brilliancies, at least in my mind, a few weeks ago... Maybe i'll hit the search, maybe not.

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Sounds like some crazy dream to me.

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Judging by all the pictures u post, u may blaze up, but u blazing up in a bad bad bad neighborhood, ya right. I think this is an entirely retarded comment by Ipot, based on the fact that he posts so much and anyone who has seen all his pics of his little girls and pics of ipot himself know that this pretty boy would not step foot in a bad area. BTW lets try not to make this a racist thread. So because hes from Canada, likes soccer, and has never lived in a low income area surrounded by violence and drug dealing, this does not mean u have nothing to learn from him. I know this is BBV4L so crazy/retarded/off the wall questions should be expected, not to mention interesting. Just because a person is black does not mean that they grew up struggling.

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stfu you stupid peice of [censored]

"ask me i'm a black man" = he wants attention for black stereotypical things.

and if he has no knowledge on stereotypical things, his post is meaningless.

and who the [censored] are you, i don't care if it is your bday either, go eat a [censored] and die honky.

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Oh and I have a question: Do you think Americans are more racist than Canadians on the whole? Cuz these white folks are driving me crazy hereabouts.

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Just read this thread. Oh wait, 'leveling', I almost forgot.

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I think I am blacker than you OP.

5. fat chicks


You are just canadian, not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, holla!

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I wouldn't say I'm down with fat chicks, but I have no problem sexin' a chubby girl.

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Judging by all the pictures u post, u may blaze up, but u blazing up in a bad bad bad neighborhood, ya right. I think this is an entirely retarded comment by Ipot, based on the fact that he posts so much and anyone who has seen all his pics of his little girls and pics of ipot himself know that this pretty boy would not step foot in a bad area. BTW lets try not to make this a racist thread. So because hes from Canada, likes soccer, and has never lived in a low income area surrounded by violence and drug dealing, this does not mean u have nothing to learn from him. I know this is BBV4L so crazy/retarded/off the wall questions should be expected, not to mention interesting. Just because a person is black does not mean that they grew up struggling.

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and easy on ipot

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Oh and I have a question: Do you think Americans are more racist than Canadians on the whole? Cuz these white folks are driving me crazy hereabouts.

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I know there's definitely more racial tension over there than in Canada. From what I heard, there's certain areas of the USA where's it's not safe to walk by yourself if you're black, I know of no such place in Canada.

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you are a neutered black man

this thread is pointless, you know nothing i would want to learn from a black man.

hell, i blaze up in the ghetto, and i'm probably more hood than you are.

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Judging by all the pictures u post, u may blaze up, but u blazing up in a bad bad bad neighborhood, ya right. I think this is an entirely retarded comment by Ipot, based on the fact that he posts so much and anyone who has seen all his pics of his little girls and pics of ipot himself know that this pretty boy would not step foot in a bad area. BTW lets try not to make this a racist thread. So because hes from Canada, likes soccer, and has never lived in a low income area surrounded by violence and drug dealing, this does not mean u have nothing to learn from him. I know this is BBV4L so crazy/retarded/off the wall questions should be expected, not to mention interesting. Just because a person is black does not mean that they grew up struggling.

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stfu you stupid peice of [censored]

"ask me i'm a black man" = he wants attention for black stereotypical things.

and if he has no knowledge on stereotypical things, his post is meaningless.

and who the [censored] are you, i don't care if it is your bday either, go eat a [censored] and die honky.

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Seriously ipot you are saying some really stereotypical suedo-racist bull ish so chill out homie.