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Making sexy time
Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight
Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough |
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I really really have to know what shes in for ...
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awesome A+++++
what's current gf in jail for? |
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5% chance either girl is hot?
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Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] how the hell do you make this a 3 line post instead of 3 pages |
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beat: u called it soccer
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[ QUOTE ] Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] how the hell do you make this a 3 line post instead of 3 pages [/ QUOTE ] I might give a full TR. A decent TR would obv require pictures. Last time I posted a TR with pictures of the chick it got deleted. |
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beat: u called it soccer [/ QUOTE ] If I called it football everyone would have thought I was talking about American football which is obv not the effect I want [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] beat: u called it soccer [/ QUOTE ] If I called it football everyone would have thought I was talking about American football which is obv not the effect I want [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] i'll let you off then [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I just had the word soccer |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] how the hell do you make this a 3 line post instead of 3 pages [/ QUOTE ] I might give a full TR. A decent TR would obv require pictures. Last time I posted a TR with pictures of the chick it got deleted. [/ QUOTE ] less talk, more TR, with or without pics |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] how the hell do you make this a 3 line post instead of 3 pages [/ QUOTE ] I might give a full TR. A decent TR would obv require pictures. Last time I posted a TR with pictures of the chick it got deleted. [/ QUOTE ] less talk, more TR, with pics [/ QUOTE ] FYP, you should know better |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] how the hell do you make this a 3 line post instead of 3 pages [/ QUOTE ] I might give a full TR. A decent TR would obv require pictures. Last time I posted a TR with pictures of the chick it got deleted. [/ QUOTE ] less talk, more TR, with pics or ban [/ QUOTE ] FYP, you should know better [/ QUOTE ] FYFYP. You should know better |
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I bet that the whole time you really wanted to make a bed it like beckham joke
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pics?
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TR is useless without pics !
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http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8...lfriendzp6.png [/ QUOTE ] Fredrik looks kind of happy... |
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bump for trip report because wtf
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Clearly the lesson here: don't get arrested, as it will give your significant other the moral high ground when they cheat on you. "What? You're telling me you didn't [censored] anybody in jail?"
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TR is useless without pics ! where the [censored] is the damn tr [/ QUOTE ] |
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You could be BBV god with a good TR here.
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Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] that rules. come to vegas. |
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[ QUOTE ] TR is useless without pics ! where the [censored] is the damn tr [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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variance: gf wasn't really in jail. oops.
TR to follow shortly |
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[ QUOTE ] Brag: Banged ex-girlfriend in the middle of a soccer field tonight Beat: Current gf is in jail Variance: Who gives a [censored], those are good enough [/ QUOTE ] that rules. come to vegas. [/ QUOTE ] dude i JUST left. wtf. |
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variance: gf wasn't really in jail. oops. TR to follow shortly [/ QUOTE ] quite a bit less cool. |
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http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8...lfriendzp6.png [/ QUOTE ] naked guy = Andre Agassi? |
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TR w/o pics is still going to be amazing, obv. Looking forward to it
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Making sexy time TR
Okay, here we go.
Backstory: I've got an ex (LDO). We dated for a while like two years ago, then remained kind of f-buddies/backups/whatever. There was lots of drama with her, we could easily base a soap opera off of our relationship. But we haven't been exclusive in well over a year, and haven't been particularly serious in a long time as well. Like I said, f-buddies/backups. There are lots of feelings between us but it's very complicated, and we live far apart so that's made it easier because we just don't deal with it anymore. It's still complicated when we see each other, because one time it's "we need to go our separate ways" and other times it's "let's [censored] like jack rabbits" Three months ago I met this chick and we really hit it off. Over the next two months things start to develop more, we're "dating." I definitely like her, she's a lot of fun and a great girl, but at that point I wasn't quite ready to be exclusive. She knows that. She's introduced me to a bunch of her friends as her boyfriend, I'm plenty cool with that. It's not like I'm actively seeking out other chicks, but basically I wouldn't feel any regret if other chicks came into the picture. Also I was leaving for Vegas for two weeks so it didn't make much sense to get super serious. So pergo has a gf, but it's in the very early stages of gf-dom. Some time ago, gf got into a car accident and was found at fault. She needed to pay some amount of money by some date, didn't. While I'm in Vegas she tells me she has to go to court and pay a %, otherwise she's going to jail. The morning that she has to drive to Denver, we talk a little bit. I wish her good luck, it'll all work out, etc. I give her a call that night, no reply. The last day I was in Vegas, ex sends me some dirty text messages. She never EVER does stuff like that. She tells me to call her as soon as I get into town so she can see me, she doesn't care if it's 1, 2...5 in the morning. Pretty sure she's just super horny. I get home at 12:45 that night (drove REALLY fast [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) and she's asleep. HUGE BEAT FOR PERGO Next morning I call gf again to see what the deal is. No reply. It's now been two days since she had her court thing and I haven't heard from her. She's obviously in jail. Talk to ex that day, we have dinner with her family. They all love me. You guys don't care about that. Her parents go to sleep early, and now we're just chilling with her brother and my cousin. My cousin creeps her out because he really likes her. Her brother had to wake up early for work the next morning so he says he's going to sleep soon. She announces that she and I are going back to my house. This is a very awkward moment because (a) my cousin likes her and knows I'm going to [censored] her and (b) now her brother knows we're going to [censored]. It's especially bad because a year ago I had her brother and his gf (my ex's best friend (it's a tight circle I guess)) over for dinner one night. ex and I ended up getting drunk and [censored] very loud in my room while her brother and his gf were in my living room. He didn't like that. But we got over it and are buddies now. So like I said, couple moments of awkwardness, but we go back to my house. Make out for a little bit, things start getting heavy, finally it's time to get to business. She's always been on the pill but just stopped it last month or something. She's allergic to latex so we have to go down to the store and get some polyurethane condoms. On the way she says, "we should do it somewhere hot." We've got a big park here with a bunch of football (soccer) fields, and I've always wanted to do it on a soccer field. So that's the plan. Go into Wal-mart to get the condoms. I've had some bad luck with the poly condoms before (they break a bunch for whatever reason) so I see some lambskin condoms and get those instead. They cost like 3x as much as regular condoms. Another beat. We drive out to the park, park the car, and walk out to the soccer field. In the car the whole way she was rubbing my and kissing me and stuff. Hard to drive. Anyway we walk out to the soccer field and keep making out some more, lots of "heavy petting" and stuff. Finally she's like, "you ready to do this" to which the only answer is "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIP IT" (SIIHP is acceptable as well, but no love on that count). She was wearing this super hot summer dress. She just pulled down her underwear, bent over and grabbed the goal post, and I went to town. Let me tell you something this is one of the most fun things I've ever done. Cause we're standing there in the middle of this big park, with people playing basketball a couple hundred yards away, and some houses kind of far away too. It was pretty dark though so it'd be tough for people to see us I think...it'd be like a "wait is that..nah...." kinda thing. We're doing this for maybe five minutes but it feels kinda weird. I'm afraid maybe this condom broke also (believe me, I'm not bragging about a big penis, as you'll see in just a moment. I pull out, feel the tip and there's nothing on it. But it's also not torn and still on me. It turns out it's still in her pussy. Well that explains why it was so weird. The condom was loose and I was [censored] it basically like she was wearing a diaphragm. We take a closer look at the box and they're "ultra size" lambskin. Believe me, I do NOT wear "ultra size." I don't know if any of you have ever had a problem with the condom being too big, but it may be the most deflating feeling in the world. I was so embarrassed I just didn't know wtf to do. I was hoping I could just ignore her for the rest of the night. So we go back to Wal-mart and I get the kind we usually get. Same girl checks me out and she giggles and says, "Back again I see." "Busy night." Go back to the car and ex just wants to go home. It was cold out, she doesn't feel like making the drive again, and she just wants to go home. Amazingly the mood wasn't killed. She said what we did was really hot, she couldn't wait to get back home and finish. So we go back home and [censored] in the shower. Good times. Drop her off at home, next morning she travels back to her college town. That was all Tuesday night. I was hoping gf was okay, but since she's in jail there's not much I can do. Until today when she calls me up to say hey, her phone's been dead the last couple days. Well, there goes my "but you were in jail" immunity. |
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Hmmm all this sounds familiar, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].
brag: I hear all this stuff right after it happens beat: Perg has my AIM, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] perg (6:01:18 PM): hey can you call my phone plz perg (6:01:20 PM): I can't find it yugo (6:01:24 PM): lol ok yugo (6:02:35 PM): 2nd try yugo (6:03:14 PM): 3rd try perg (6:03:33 PM): found it variance: we both rule at life Yugoslav |
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Btw ultra size lambskin are the pwn. Good choice playa.
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Bet your gf looks like a horse.
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Bet your gf looks like a horse. [/ QUOTE ] bet you are a jealous [censored]. this story is awesome. Well written and even better content. I cracked up badly several times. nh man, nh. |
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You obviously don't know what I pull.
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You obviously don't know what I pull. [/ QUOTE ] i think we have an idea what you pull. |
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nice perg
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ok, was weary, but way to follow up with a solid story
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[ QUOTE ] You obviously don't know what I pull. [/ QUOTE ] i think we have an idea what you pull. [/ QUOTE ] Really what? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You obviously don't know what I pull. [/ QUOTE ] i think we have an idea what you pull. [/ QUOTE ] Really what? [/ QUOTE ] Penis. He's implying that you like to pull on penis. As in give handjobs to dudes. |
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very good TR. at first I looked at it and I was like dude tl;dr. But it's a good read.
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