Good indicators that a girl is easy
 

Meeting a 23y woman n/married with a kid, nose ring, fake rack, tramp stamp. Is this the quadruple crown of [censored]. I haven't gotten laid in over 6 months, this has to be the immortal nuts/sure lock right? If I don't get laid when I meet her should I just become a monk? What other qualities do you see that make for a near lock?

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I've had good success with women who ask for money at the door.

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purell

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i think nose rings can be highly misleading

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A 'busy-body' woman friend of mine had a divorced gf w/ a kid who she wanted me to go out with. It gets set-up for me to call her to arrange a date. Within 3 minutes of talking to her she tells me that when she gets her hands on me I'm never going to forget it. Sight unseen.

THAT is a sure thing. Yours sounds like the trampy looking girl in high school that everybody just assumed put out but nobody ever seemed to nail.

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The one who told me "I just love the taste of cum, I don't know what it is, but it's so good," was a pretty good indicator.

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tramp stamp is a DEAD giveaway, she may play hard to get but rest assured, she puts out so never give up on it, just play it cool and it's pretty much a guarantee.

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All girls are easy, you just have to make 'em feel comfortable. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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that they would get with EricW

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The phrase : "I don't normally do this"

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if they run out of fingers counting stds

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She could stand to lose ten lbs. and she knows it.

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"If she smokes, she pokes"

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All girls are easy, you just have to make 'em feel comfortable. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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best avatar ever.

A truly important post. Get a girl in her comfort zone, then exploit a hot button of hers.........and its on.


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We have a little LCD sceen in the elevator at work that flashes news titles, weather, and random snippets. The other day it said "New studies show that extremely warm, outgoing people tend to be promiscuous." Take that for it's worth I guess.

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pretty funny

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"If she smokes, she pokes"

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I always have been weirded out by this adage. If the girl ends up being the one poking me during the deed, well, I've found myself in a pretty bad situation. "If she's a smoker, you can poke her," makes much more sense.

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Yours sounds like the trampy looking girl in high school that everybody just assumed put out but nobody ever seemed to nail.

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So you're saying her child is the second coming?

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Yours sounds like the trampy looking girl in high school that everybody just assumed put out but nobody ever seemed to nail.

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So you're saying her child is the second coming?

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single mother adoption FTW.

duh noob.

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The phrase : "I don't normally do this"

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----> shes a keeper

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"If she smokes, she pokes"

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I always have been weirded out by this adage. If the girl ends up being the one poking me during the deed, well, I've found myself in a pretty bad situation. "If she's a smoker, you can poke her," makes much more sense.

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Point taken.

Not in that way though.

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if she buys condoms at Costco

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We have a little LCD sceen in the elevator at work that flashes news titles, weather, and random snippets. The other day it said "New studies show that extremely warm, outgoing people tend to be promiscuous." Take that for it's worth I guess.

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hahaah [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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girls that like strip clubs are usually pretty easy

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tramp stamp is a DEAD giveaway, she may play hard to get but rest assured, she puts out so never give up on it, just play it cool and it's pretty much a guarantee.

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My wife has one of these.

And yes, she did put out.

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You have a sure lock, probably on the first date.

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She could stand to lose ten lbs. and she knows it.

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All girls are easy, you just have to make 'em feel comfortable. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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best avatar ever.

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Also the best user name ever, if he got happyhappyhappy from where I think he did.

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A chick who doesn't like children is usually a near nympho. Not much help on a first date because by the time you get around to finding this out or talking about kids, you've done her already. Doesn't apply to your situation OP, but a very reliable indicator, nonetheless.

Also, F'Me eyes while she dances is a good one. And the old reliable smiling alot (the face's version of a welcome mat).

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tramp stamp is a DEAD giveaway, she may play hard to get but rest assured, she puts out so never give up on it, just play it cool and it's pretty much a guarantee.

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My wife has one of these.

And yes, she did put out.

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Every random I've met off MySpace with a tramp stamp has put out the first or second time we met.

90% of the girls I've hooked up with off MySpace have had tramp stamps.

decent sample size.

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The phrase : "I don't normally do this"

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I used to think this, along with the "my pants aren't coming off" or "so we're not having sex tonight" bit, but sometimes girls are just being honest with you. The problem is when a girl honestly says "my pants aren't coming off" or something, most guys assume the opposite and just try harder.

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she says yes when no one asks

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We have a little LCD sceen in the elevator at work that flashes news titles, weather, and random snippets. The other day it said "New studies show that extremely warm, outgoing people tend to be promiscuous." Take that for it's worth I guess.

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Girls that are extremely nice and seem innocent do tend to put out more. I suppose they are just too nice and don't want to hurt people's feelings.

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A chick who doesn't like children is usually a near nympho.

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I've never thought of that, but maybe there's something to it. I've got two EXTREMELY promiscuous friends, and they both HATE kids.

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tramp stamp is a DEAD giveaway, she may play hard to get but rest assured, she puts out so never give up on it, just play it cool and it's pretty much a guarantee.

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My wife has one of these.

And yes, she did put out.

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Every random I've met off MySpace with a tramp stamp has put out the first or second time we met.

90% of the girls I've hooked up with off MySpace have had tramp stamps.

decent sample size.

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be my myspace coach?

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She could stand to lose ten lbs. and she knows it.

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This is too universal to count. You might as well say "Pretty much every female is a guaranteed lay."

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The phrase : "I don't normally do this"

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----> shes a keeper

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Yup, when a girl knows and uses the standard disclaimers, you're in.

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This is too universal to count. You might as well say "Pretty much every female is a guaranteed lay."

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I probably have a stricter idea of who needs to lose ten lbs. than most on this board.

What I mean to say is that if you go to the beach and a girl who is pretty hot but covers her stomach with her hand or something.

I guess this relates more to low self-esteem, but meh.

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Name ends with an "i"

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LOL - my 2nd wife - also had a tramp stamp. The first thing she said to me was "where is your overnight bag?" [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]