OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG!!!
 

And he wants me to cash it out for him for money!!! What would this involve? If I got audited would I have to pay taxes on it? How much would you ask for?

He had 5k yesterday. I think he ran like $100 up or something in the last week or so.

He has never been a winning player and now he is playing 200/400NL!!!

If anyone has any datamined hand histories post them!!!

l3adboyzl3ak on Full Tilt.

Well he just lost 14k so he will probably go broke anyway lol.

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wtf, graphs, hh, quick.

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And he wants me to cash it out for him for money!!! What would this involve? If I got audited would I have to pay taxes on it? How much would you ask for?

He had 5k yesterday. I think he ran like $100 up or something in the last week or so.

He has never been a winning player and now he is playing 200/400NL!!!

If anyone has any datamined hand histories post them!!!

l3adboyzl3ak on Full Tilt.

Well he just lost 14k so he will probably go broke anyway lol.

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Be his best friend and make him cash out 95% of it (at gunpoint if necessary). Ask for a cut.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

I am going to call bull [censored] on this and would like to see PT/graphs. Plus, he will be busto very soon, the new finbop or whatever that guys sn was.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

Lol he calls me up and tells me he just took a bunch of money from some donk. Then I see in the chat box "nice run against SBRUGBY"

LOL he called sbrugby a chump or something because he didn't know he was like what, the 2nd best player online in the world? lol

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

Ya I told him not to risk it but he wouldn't listen. He doesn't have poker tracker or anything so no graphs or anything.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

$100-->$5k-->$40k [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

It is possible but very unlikely, I mean come onnn
OP, any proof? jw

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

http://www.highstakesdb.com/default.aspx...sortby=handdate

Awesome.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

well i'm not quite sure how he got to 1200. At first he said he got 2nd in a tourney for 1200 but i looked it up on thepokerdb and that was a lie.

He then had 5k yesterday. Then BOOM all of a sudden he had 43k an hour ago but he played 200/400 against Gus Hansen and some others and lost like 16k.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

Thanks pleasefish I only saw 1 of those.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

http://www.highstakesdb.com/forum/Topic94554-16-1.aspx
This hand is so great, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the 6k call preflop lol.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

There isn't a way to see the full hand histories for those?

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

Lol, this guy is good

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AHHHAAHHAHAHAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

LOL 87 call all in basically only in for a big blind.

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This hand is so great, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the 6k call preflop lol.

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is this [censored] a real hand history?

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

wow this guy is gonna bust soo fast ! un real

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http://www.highstakesdb.com/forum/Topic94554-16-1.aspx
This hand is so great, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the 6k call preflop lol.

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is this [censored] a real hand history?

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Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

That link won't work for me for some reason. Someone want to recap the hand?

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

he flatcalls sb raise to 6k he calls leaving 2.6k behind and get the card xD

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

He had $8600 against sbrugby at 200/400NL. He limps in the small blind with 87. Sbrugy raises to 6k. He calls lol. Flop comes K86 and he gets all in against rugby's A4 offsuit. and wins.

A lot of the times I play him in a home game he'll lose some money and go on tilt and just shove every hand preflop.

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http://www.highstakesdb.com/forum/Topic94554-16-1.aspx
This hand is so great, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the 6k call preflop lol.

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zomg, funniest hand ever. i love it. i hope this guy doesn't go bust before some more killa hhs.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

Anyone know the legalities behind cashing someone else out?

I don't know why he wouldn't cash it out himself. He said his bank account got closed or something.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

just help him cash out and get a cut obv.

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just help him cash out and get a cut obv.

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eff that, tell him sb is a donk and he needs to run that [censored] up to 1/2 million before he even considers a cashout.

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Anyone know the legalities behind cashing someone else out?

I don't know why he wouldn't cash it out himself. He said his bank account got closed or something.

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your friend sounds like a sketchy dude

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

He's sitting at 100-200 table castle now.

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He's sitting at 100-200 table castle now.

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He's sitting at 100-200 table castle now.

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what a nit

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He's sitting at 100-200 table castle now.

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Btw its limit

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

WTF LIMIT?!?!?

you can only put your opponent to a decision for a miniscule amount of their chips there

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He's sitting at 100-200 table castle now.

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Btw its limit

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Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

please just do the online poker community a favor and let him lose it all...itll trickle down to everyone somehow

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

He's a pretty nice guy but he's a little crazy. He also is the biggest liar i've ever known.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

Since I openeed the table hes down about $2,300

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Grando don't worry he will be at the nosebleed NL tables once he loses this. It's bound to happen, he is a true degen.

If he weren't such a huge liar I would definitely be telling him to cash out.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

LOL BUSTOOOOOO

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

lol i was railing and this kid lost like 3.5k in literally 1 minute.

Re: OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG
 

liars arent good people

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lol i was railing and this kid lost like 3.5k in literally 1 minute.

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HAHAHAHAH IT WAS HILARIOUS