magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

brag: I own this bit ch
beat: im still stuck 12 buyins last two days
variance: Hells ya negro

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $75.10
mmmyourgirlfriendsnna (BB): $182.65
UTG: $99.20
CO: $100.00
BTN: $63.05

Preflop: mmmyourgirlfriendsnna is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $5.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $15.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">mmmyourgirlfriendsnna raises all-in to $182.65</font>, UTG folds, CO calls all-in for $85.00
Uncalled bet of $82.65 returned to mmmyourgirlfriendsnna

Flop: ($205.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($205.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($205.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $205.50 ($2 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100.00)
mmmyourgirlfriendsnna had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$103.50)

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

LOL, your brag is getting all your money in bad? I think -6 buyins/day might be sustainable...

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

how do you consider this bad?

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

that taught him

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

This is only a brag if you say "CAN YA BEAT 4 8s SIR?" in chat afterward

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

Hope you said "TY" after the hand.

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

the games are getting so tough

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

haha
these are my favorite threads

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This is only a brag if you say "CAN YA BEAT 4 8s SIR?" in chat afterward

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variance: Hells ya negro

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Racist ban please

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variance: Hells ya negro

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Racist ban please

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Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

horrifically played, did u tell him thanks for the bills and ask how did he call?

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

do you think plays like this might be the reason you're stuck 12 buyins?

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

He played it just fine. If you have a pocket pair, and your opponent happens to have a higher pocket pair, that's just ridiculously bad luck. Plus, you can always suckout and send your opponent on super ninja donkey tilt.

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

in the title he states it was monkey tilt, not optimal poker. LOL at all you ragging on this bad play as if that is the point of the thread.

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

stop berating OP. He put his opponent to a decision for all his chips.

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how do you consider this bad?

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and you don't even know why this was bad? xD

btw racist [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

I dont know why you guys are hating on OP. Villain got lucky for getting aces preflop if you take away the luck there, then OP is ahead of all other races. your raise definately showed him who was boss!

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

What a bunch of nits.

Obviously 88 facing a raise and a three-bet is an auto push for 180bb.

They might be on a flush draw preflop. Don't give them implied odds.

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

No one got the "dont be a menace while drinking your juice in the hood" joke..... not a racist, in fact paying respect to one of the all time great jokes of all time. But its okay.... and second..... i was fifty fifty to flop a set and fifty fifty to hit quads, and im getting like 1.125 to 1 on my money, plus the fold equity....

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stop berating OP. He made a bold and aggressive move and put his opponent to a decision for all his chips.

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Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

Lol, why the hell do you change your SN in the conversion WHEN ITS THE EXACT SAME AS YOUR 2P2 SN?!??!?!

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

well cause i thought if i put mmmmmmyourgirlfriendsnana it would be beliveable, and distract from the fact that i am acemanhattan on pokerstars..... haters can lick my balls

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

the obvious fact is that you haters have yourself been on monkey tilt, and wished you could dominate in this fashion, yet lacked the GOD GRANTED devine ability to make the right move at the right time, I am the chosen one, look at the hand history..... I was there, it was me....send it ship it, and i own...........

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

and can i also say it takes a real man to post three consecutive unanswered posts in his own thread.... this aint no rookie stuff, this is pure legendary chosen literature you are reading.........

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

in fact it is sooooo epic i wont stop putting "......" at the end of my sentences, cause it means.... I MAY OR MAY NOT SAY SOMETHING THAT IS OR IS NOT COMPLETE DOCTRINE........................... and you cant help but look back again to find out..............

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

.........ive been drunk for an incredible 38 hours........ lick those..... (im pointing at my balls)

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

ship it? .....

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

okay i was drunk i take it all back......

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

....NOT....

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Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

exactly

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The comic strip is A+
Rest of thread is C-

Re: magic of monkey tilt...CAN YA BEAT FOUR 8s SIR? didnt think so
 

88 is the nuts on stars, obv