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Stake Monster 06-17-2007 03:16 PM

What tilts you the most?
 
?

obiedman 06-17-2007 03:17 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
definitely "ty", but minraises and CTS's graphs were close behind

disko 06-17-2007 03:19 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
i have come to realise lately that when i need a pee and keep playing i always tilt. its a strange one but true. maybe i need to pee more.

MURK 06-17-2007 03:20 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
I always keep a couple of empty pint glasses by my monitor.

2weak 06-17-2007 03:21 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
-when every cbet gets minraised on the flop.
-cts graph
-being 1-3 outted on the river in a big pot
-ty

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 03:23 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
i hate minbets very much but I think "ty" takes the cake. The ironic thing is I use it all the time to tilt other ppl (if they're donks).

mugatu668 06-17-2007 03:24 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
-min check-raises on the flop
-being called down by a low pp with top two pair oop and going all in on the river to find that they hit their set

holdme 06-17-2007 03:24 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
the black guy used to piss me off

Directrix 06-17-2007 03:27 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
Definitely min check-raise of my cbet on the flop. Some donk did this yesterday on a Q5X board, I had AQ. So I insta-tilt and push 200 effing bb's (he covers) and he calls w/55. [censored] [censored] [censored]

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 03:28 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Definitely min check-raise of my cbet on the flop. Some donk did this yesterday on a Q5X board, I had AQ. So I insta-tilt and push 200 effing bb's (he covers) and he calls w/55. [censored] [censored] [censored]

[/ QUOTE ]

http://cache.bordom.net/images/eaac1...aa3c1ac698.jpg

2weak 06-17-2007 03:29 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
this tilts me too for some reason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg7WG6tCbrw

mugatu668 06-17-2007 03:29 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Definitely min check-raise of my cbet on the flop. Some donk did this yesterday on a Q5X board, I had AQ. So I insta-tilt and push 200 effing bb's (he covers) and he calls w/55. [censored] [censored] [censored]

[/ QUOTE ]
yeah, exactly. instead of "oh, thanks for letting me get off cheap" it becomes "what kind of [censored] idiot plays a set like that? ARR IN!!!!"

Imrahil 06-17-2007 03:30 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
I hate when I'm playing CTS and I raise with 99 and the flop comes 977 and he [censored] check minraises me. I'm like "OK pretty boy bluff off all of your monies to me mr 30/27". So I of course call and slowplay and the turn comes a 2 and he checks and I bet again and he min raises me for the second [censored] time in the same hand. So I call because he's a fish and I want to take all of his monies. The river comes a T and he checks and I go all for like 500 big blinds and he times down and finally calls with TT. WTF GO BACK TO WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM. And he has the [censored] annoying black guy avatar on FTP which really tilts me. Then he manages to go NH and TY after he 2 outtered me. Then I immediately sit out of the 2NL table furious and contemplating suicide.

Directrix 06-17-2007 03:31 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://cache.bordom.net/images/eaac1...aa3c1ac698.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

In my defense the guy actually was a 50vpip donk who kept cr'ing me. I eventually just snapped. I learned my lesson though!

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 03:31 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
I forgot to add hit'n'runners. thanks for the story imrahil. CTS sure is a [censored].

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 03:32 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]

In my defense the guy actually was a 50vpip donk who kept cr'ing me. I eventually just snapped. I learned my lesson though!

[/ QUOTE ]

The problem is they keep doing it and you're never sure what they have. I fix that problem by always raising donk bets and they fold more than they call/raise.

Trivial 06-17-2007 03:33 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
value stacking myself, esp. vs fish

voted minraises in this poll

Ratamahatta 06-17-2007 03:38 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
-min check-raises on the flop


[/ QUOTE ]

I love doing it against bad TAGs-2+2ers. Works every time.

KSOT 06-17-2007 03:42 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
When I win monies. Boy does that ever suck.

matt85 06-17-2007 03:47 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
Minraising by-[censored]-far

Imrahil 06-17-2007 03:53 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
This is how I respond to min-raising:

POKERSTARS GAME #9500464733: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/19 - 10:37:55 (ET)
Table 'Telephus' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: habs2121 ($116.65 in chips)
Seat 2: johndogg9 ($63.20 in chips)
Seat 3: ludde86 ($95.05 in chips)
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil ($99.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Tubbs T ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: TheGiorgio ($136.65 in chips)
johndogg9: posts small blind $0.50
ludde86: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [8c 7c]
PrnceImrahil: raises $3 to $4
Tubbs T: folds
TheGiorgio: folds
habs2121: calls $4
johndogg9: folds
ludde86: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c Jc 8h]
PrnceImrahil: bets $6
habs2121: raises $6 to $12
PrnceImrahil said, "YOUR A ****ING DONK"
PrnceImrahil said, "SO TAKE THIS"
PrnceImrahil: raises $83.85 to $95.85 and is all-in
habs2121: calls $83.85
*** TURN *** [9c Jc 8h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [9c Jc 8h Ts] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PrnceImrahil: shows [8c 7c] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
habs2121: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
PrnceImrahil collected $198.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201.20 | Rake $3
Board [9c Jc 8h Ts 4d]
Seat 1: habs2121 (button) showed [9s 9h] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: johndogg9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ludde86 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil showed [8c 7c] and won ($198.20) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 5: Tubbs T folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TheGiorgio folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 03:54 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
haha

NoMeansYes_ 06-17-2007 03:55 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
This is how I respond to min-raising:

POKERSTARS GAME #9500464733: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/19 - 10:37:55 (ET)
Table 'Telephus' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: habs2121 ($116.65 in chips)
Seat 2: johndogg9 ($63.20 in chips)
Seat 3: ludde86 ($95.05 in chips)
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil ($99.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Tubbs T ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: TheGiorgio ($136.65 in chips)
johndogg9: posts small blind $0.50
ludde86: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [8c 7c]
PrnceImrahil: raises $3 to $4
Tubbs T: folds
TheGiorgio: folds
habs2121: calls $4
johndogg9: folds
ludde86: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c Jc 8h]
PrnceImrahil: bets $6
habs2121: raises $6 to $12
PrnceImrahil said, "YOUR A ****ING DONK"
PrnceImrahil said, "SO TAKE THIS"
PrnceImrahil: raises $83.85 to $95.85 and is all-in
habs2121: calls $83.85
*** TURN *** [9c Jc 8h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [9c Jc 8h Ts] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PrnceImrahil: shows [8c 7c] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
habs2121: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
PrnceImrahil collected $198.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201.20 | Rake $3
Board [9c Jc 8h Ts 4d]
Seat 1: habs2121 (button) showed [9s 9h] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: johndogg9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ludde86 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil showed [8c 7c] and won ($198.20) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 5: Tubbs T folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TheGiorgio folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[/ QUOTE ]


haha nice this deserves its own post

Directrix 06-17-2007 03:57 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
I don't feel like making my own thread, so this will do. I present an example of how to tilt at 50nl.

These first two sent me into tilt zone.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $49.25
BB: $48.25
UTG: $51.60
MP: $94.75
CO: $50.45
BTN: $357.48

Preflop: Hero is dealt Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $2.50</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.50</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $51.60</font>, Hero calls all-in for $41.75
Uncalled bet of $2.35 returned to UTG

Flop: ($99) 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($99) 7http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($99) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $99.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$46.75)
Hero had Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (high card Ace) and LOST (-$49.25)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $93.70
BB: $65.65
Hero (UTG): $46.50
BTN: $77.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN calls $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $3.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.50</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $14.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $44.50</font>, BB calls $30.50

Turn: ($95.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($95.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $95.25 ($2.50 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$46.25)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Queens and Nines) and LOST (-$46.50)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $74.45
BB: $130.15
UTG: $30.87
Hero (MP): $97.90
CO: $48.70
BTN: $104.59

Preflop: Hero is dealt Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, 3 folds, BB calls $2.00, UTG folds

Flop: ($5.75) 7http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $10.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $95.40</font>, BB calls $85.40

Turn: ($196.55) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($196.55) Thttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $196.55 ($3 Rake)

BB had 5http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 5http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (three of a kind, Fives) and WON (+$95.65)
Hero had Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$97.90)


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $43.37
BB: $50.00
UTG: $51.80
Hero (BTN): $50.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $2.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $4.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($12.75) Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $11.00</font>, Hero calls $11.00

River: ($34.75) 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets all-in for $34.80</font>, Hero calls all-in for $33.75
Uncalled bet of $1.05 returned to UTG

Pot Size: $102.25 ($2 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON (+$49.50)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$50.75)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $50.45
BB: $96.44
UTG: $49.50
MP: $48.95
CO: $63.43
Hero (BTN): $50.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $3.00</font>, Hero calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.25) 7http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $13.50</font>, Hero calls $13.50

River: ($37.25) Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $77.94</font>, Hero calls all-in for $31.80
Uncalled bet of $46.14 returned to BB

Pot Size: $100.85 ($3 Rake)

BB had 7http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$47.55)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (two pairs, Sevens and Threes) and LOST (-$50.30)


Throw in about a million hands where I cbet and get min-cr'd and fold, and that sirs is how you lose 10 buy-ins.

Hattifnatt 06-17-2007 03:59 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
Directrix&gt; why did you post these?

Directrix 06-17-2007 04:00 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
^^^to vent, basically. i feel like a [censored] [censored] [censored]

I can remove them if it's unnecessary

[ QUOTE ]

PrnceImrahil said, "YOUR A ****ING DONK"
PrnceImrahil said, "SO TAKE THIS"

[/ QUOTE ]

I lol'd. I never hit my gutshots when I do this though [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Imrahil 06-17-2007 04:02 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
^^^to vent, basically. i feel like a [censored] [censored] [censored]

I can remove them if it's unnecessary

[ QUOTE ]

PrnceImrahil said, "YOUR A ****ING DONK"
PrnceImrahil said, "SO TAKE THIS"

[/ QUOTE ]

I lol'd. I never hit my gutshots when I do this though [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

I had a FD as well.

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 04:04 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]


I lol'd. I never hit my gutshots when I do this though [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

maybe you should play on FTP then? They always hit. LDO

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 04:06 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
holy [censored], I am playing with the 2 biggest donks ever on FTP right now. They always always minbet/minraise. It's putting me on tilt just watching them play.

Directrix 06-17-2007 04:06 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
I had a FD as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, but yelling "TAKE THIS" and hitting your straight makes it funnier

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 04:08 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
holy [censored], I am playing with the 2 biggest donks ever on FTP right now. They always always minbet/minraise. It's putting me on tilt just watching them play.

[/ QUOTE ]

he just stacked me with AA vs my KK. unreal. He has a huge huge stack.

coordi 06-17-2007 04:10 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
people who call 16x bb reraises with 84s then flop straights. or 7x bb raises with k5 and river 2 pair... and the list goes on.

bottomset 06-17-2007 04:14 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
playing someone fish HU on a 6max table, losing a big pot and having a shortstack sit in

bustowithnobra 06-17-2007 04:54 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
going on a rush with cards I didnt play, also split pots when you had nuts.

The Velour Fog 06-17-2007 04:59 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
people calling a bet with the stone cold nuts. dont know why but it always puts me on instatilt

Slaladin 06-17-2007 05:01 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
poker in general. there have been occasions where I've shoved knowing full well i'm ahead then get angry when someone calls and my hand holds up. guess i haven't played enough hands to stop the 'fear' of being outdrawn.

how many hands do you have to play b4 the 'fear' stops? I hate it.

sob sob.

Stake Monster 06-17-2007 05:04 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
poker in general. there have been occasions where I've shoved knowing full well i'm ahead then get angry when someone calls and my hand holds up. guess i haven't played enough hands to stop the 'fear' of being outdrawn.

how many hands do you have to play b4 the 'fear' stops? I hate it.

sob sob.

[/ QUOTE ]

1 million at least.

OneBigRed 06-17-2007 05:23 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
OMAHA.

-More ways for donks to suckout.

(that should be the slogan for the game)

The Velour Fog 06-17-2007 05:26 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
[ QUOTE ]
poker in general. there have been occasions where I've shoved knowing full well i'm ahead then get angry when someone calls and my hand holds up. guess i haven't played enough hands to stop the 'fear' of being outdrawn.

how many hands do you have to play b4 the 'fear' stops? I hate it.

sob sob.

[/ QUOTE ]

the sooner you come to realise that people calling with inferior hands will win more often than you, the better. or you just might not be pokerplayer material

rageotones 06-17-2007 05:27 PM

Re: What tilts you the most?
 
someone check/calling down super light and hitting a 5-outter on the river b/c they "didn't think you had anything."

and coming home from a late-night run to taco bell only to see that they left out the hot sauce F##$%#%$$%^K


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