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What can I do as an attractive girl to take advantage of the DS types. Zing! No, but seriously though. Showing clevage? I'm a big fan of doing anything except for cheating to get an edge in the game. And if provocative clothing and flirting will get people to not be so aggressive against me and get them to folds hand they wouldn't normally I'd do it.

Granted I'm sure I'll get a bunch of rude comments for this, but I'm hoping some guys will offer good suggestions. Also if other women want to chime in. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

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What can I do as an attractive girl to take advantage of the DS types. Zing! No, but seriously though. Showing clevage? I'm a big fan of doing anything except for cheating to get an edge in the game. And if provocative clothing and flirting will get people to not be so aggressive against me and get them to folds hand they wouldn't normally I'd do it.

Granted I'm sure I'll get a bunch of rude comments for this, but I'm hoping some guys will offer good suggestions. Also if other women want to chime in. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

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1) Find the best player at the table. Make hints that if you do real good you'll have to go for drinks with him later (Just don't go) He'll soft play you.

2) Cleavage works.

3) No underware make it known people will be dropping cards and chips off the table to catch a look and keep them distracted.

4) Just talk to the ones who seem to be internet players just talking to a woman might kill them.


All this said none of it will work on me My Oakley thumps block out your chatter and your cleavage. My girlfriend cut my balls off a long time ago so my sex drive cannot be manipulated.

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hahaha. Good points. I'm def. not willing to go as far as the no undies.

ps-I'm sorry your girlfriend cut off your balls.

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I often run into a hot girly at belagio 5/10nl +. My first impression is that they are strippers who think they are good and that men will fold. This is based on my one conversation with a stripper at crazy horse II. I like to call their all in bluffs with 3rd pair to see that they dont infact have a flush. that is all.

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Just show up totally starkers, eating a banana split.

Accidentally spill the molten ice cream all down yourself, then just casually lick it off.

If anyone looks twice, just say 'you got a problem with my manners, sklansky boy?'

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Post Pics ASAP so we can more accurately help you with this matter

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4) Just talk to the ones who seem to be internet players just talking to a woman might kill them.


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LMAO QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aside from that you might want to try learning how to play vs aggression. Many men have more than one head and some even know how to use both.

I'm fairly aggressive, like men, and the usage of anything other than your brain at the table is a HUGE tell. I suspect many men would catch it too, i-net players being the exception. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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girls suck at poker

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Drop a dildo out of your pocketbook and laugh about it and say your last boyfriend broke up with you cuz you suck so bad at poker and that you never catch a break and that you are there to have fun.

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You sit down at the table of all guys and say that if you win every chip that is currently on the table you'll give a blow job to each player free of charge. If you actually get all the chips go get a 5 dollar crack whore bring her in front of the guys and say OK who's first!!!

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I'm just going to apologize for that joke now since I know I need to......... but I thought it was funny!!

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What can I do as an attractive girl to take advantage of the DS types. Zing! No, but seriously though.

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lol I laughed at this, nh

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Ty, ty.

Good jokes people. I dunno about the dildo. I can't imagine most men would change how they play poker against me because of that, they'd more or less wonder why I carry a dildo in my purse.

-Right now I'll run with clevage low cut white shirts. I also have some jewlry that attracts looks to that area.

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Ty, ty.

Good jokes people. I dunno about the dildo. I can't imagine most men would change how they play poker against me because of that, they'd more or less wonder why I carry a dildo in my purse.



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Good. They will probably be somewhat preoccupied in wondering why you do that. If you play up the kinda ditzy and maybe sometimes slutty act a bit along with the cleavage showing their mind will be off their game.

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I think you are profoundly mistaken.

No one is going to be so mesmerised by your cleavage that they forgo bets.

If you hint at the prospect of a future relationship a player may forgo a bet or two but it is a promise that you can only make one player and when you do not 'pay up' all hell will break loose.

If you can outplay them then do so, if not then go take up something else...

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Cleavage works.

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"she just needs to stay focus and...well, we do too." NH PHIL

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Good jokes people. I dunno about the dildo. I can't imagine most men would change how they play poker against me because of that, they'd more or less wonder why I carry a dildo in my purse.

[/ QUOTE ]Just use the dildo has a card protector, everyone will love it

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"And if provocative clothing and flirting will get people to not be so aggressive against me and get them to folds hand they wouldn't normally I'd do it."


Typical casino players have a natural bias towards calling. What makes them bad players is that they are impatient and overly curious (along with not understanding some or all of the math.)

You need to change your emphasis from trying to make them fold (not gonna happen) to trying to make them call with second best hands. Based on my personal observation just being a woman should ensure you loose calls.

The good players will peg you as weak-tight at first and fold anyway, but the bad players outnumber the good. You won't be playing many pots with the good players.

NINEINCHAL\'S FIRST THEOREM OF A HO LIKE THIS...........
 

No matter how hot she looks, there is always some poor guy who will tell you he's how he's tired of all of her crap.

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This thread is useless without pics.

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I once ran into a girl at a poker table who had a short skirt and some clevage, I didn't haveto undress her with my eyes but I did so anyway! She noticed, the dealer noticed and everyone else at the table did. But I didn't care, she did though! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Don't try anything like that unless you are prepared to have someone trying to get a peek at your belly button. Your vepon could be turned against you and how would you react if you say some dirty old man (like me) having a hard on at the table?

BTW: I don't thing you are an attractive girl, you just think you are. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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We need a pic and a poll, urgently.

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The amount of money to be made from a DOM (dirty old man) by wearing a low cut T-shirt and hoping to be soft-played by the old fool is way less than the amount of money to be made by dating the DOM and letting him "loan" you money, buy you gifts, hand you a stack of Bens for gambling with, and so on. The game begins long before you sit down at any table.

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Good jokes people. I dunno about the dildo. I can't imagine most men would change how they play poker against me because of that, they'd more or less wonder why I carry a dildo in my purse.

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FYP

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Good jokes people. I dunno about the dildo. I can't imagine most men would change how they play poker against me because of that, they'd more or less wonder why I carry a dildo in my purse.

[/ QUOTE ]Just use a buttplug as a card protector, everyone will love it

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FYP

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Elegant and simple. NH.

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Right now I'll run with clevage low cut white shirts. I also have some jewlry that attracts looks to that area.

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The jewelry is just an excuse if caught, not the reason we look in the first place.

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I Know I did not rate your idea and I still think it will gain no edge for you.

However, if you wish to put on a free titty show for the boys then do not let my comments prevent you...

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I Know I did not rate your idea and I still think it will gain no edge for you.

However, if you wish to put on a free titty show for the boys then do not let my comments prevent you...

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in my opinion it is useless to try this.
I think i play the same poker against a sexy girl.
Then there are just 8 or more guys staring at your boobs, i dont know if u like that...

But i really dont think it will give u an edge. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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it's not going to make anyone do anything particularly stupid, but anything that distracts your opponent gives you a bit of an edge.

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it's not going to make anyone do anything particularly stupid, but anything that distracts your opponent gives you a bit of an edge.

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People soft play hot chicks or flirty chicks or chicks flashin tit all the time.

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The amount of money to be made from a DOM (dirty old man) by wearing a low cut T-shirt and hoping to be soft-played by the old fool is way less than the amount of money to be made by dating the DOM and letting him "loan" you money, buy you gifts, hand you a stack of Bens for gambling with, and so on. The game begins long before you sit down at any table.

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lol...LOVE IT!!!

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A very good start would be to provide pics...otherwise we can't really advise you in this matter as effectively as we'd like

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I think this is a terrible strategic mistake many women make. If you ask for something as a favor that the game is based around taking by force, i.e. pots and blinds, then how are you going to have any respect at the table. How will you get people to lay down hands and steal pots that weren't yours? If you don't feel you can yet stand up to the aggression directly then your best bet is to develop a counterpunching style of game based around re-raises and a tight table image.

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I think this is a terrible strategic mistake many women make. If you ask for something as a favor that the game is based around taking by force, i.e. pots and blinds, then how are you going to have any respect at the table. How will you get people to lay down hands and steal pots that weren't yours? If you don't feel you can yet stand up to the aggression directly then your best bet is to develop a counterpunching style of game based around re-raises and a tight table image.

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Yeah, great. Thanks. She suggests dressing like a tramp and showing a little T & A and this is your advice?

Sweetie, your plan was fine. He's got issues. We'll still respect your raises. Promise.

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You sit down at the table of all guys and say that if you win every chip that is currently on the table you'll give a blow job to each player free of charge. If you actually get all the chips go get a 5 dollar crack whore bring her in front of the guys and say OK who's first!!!

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Winnar!!!

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I once ran into a girl at a poker table who had a short skirt and some clevage, I didn't haveto undress her with my eyes but I did so anyway! She noticed, the dealer noticed and everyone else at the table did. But I didn't care, she did though! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Don't try anything like that unless you are prepared to have someone trying to get a peek at your belly button. Your vepon could be turned against you and how would you react if you say some dirty old man (like me) having a hard on at the table?

BTW: I don't thing you are an attractive girl, you just think you are. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Capt. Tom is that you??

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No bra is a no brainer. Keep your knicks on until you feel a little braver. If you haven't got naturally erect nipples then tape a peanut to each breast before you comence battle.

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Suck on your fingers when making decisons. keep asking if you are "good"

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If you are really that attractive then you should already know that you will get called more often than men. The tightest player at the table will call your preflop raise while he would fold against other people unless he has AA, AK, or KK.

The biggest adjustment attractive women need to make is to be aware and conscious of not being taken seriously. Unless playing in a high stakes game against good, experienced players do not think you will EVER get a guy to lay down a hand against you. Trapping and checkraising work much better than straight aggression. You might get attention with your boobies hanging out but that's about it.

*If you are a mannish looking woman, disregard the above.

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have sex with them