BEAT: The bastard will have my name!?!?
 

Quick background:
I was married (I have a kid), wife cheated on me, I'm divorced, wife is still with other guy, is pregnant, doesn't want to marry other guy.

So my ex-wife tells me that she isn't going to marry the other guy or have the baby take his last name because it will make custody squabbling easier. Problem is that her last name is still my last name! So this bastard child from the guy she cheated on me with is going to have my last name?

Double You Tee Eff??

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Worthless without pics of the ex-wife.

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Lawsuit yo!

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Isn't it a bit too drastic to hang'er?

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damn she cheated on you with no condoms, thats a real beat.

At least you arent like a lot of fools who never realize the possibility the kid isnt even theirs.

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Isn't it a bit too drastic to hang'er?

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no its the logical choice and best line for his situation

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Just never talk to her or her bastard spawn, outside of issues involving your actual kid.

Get a DNA test proving the kid isn't yours.

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Your wife is the last of the great romantics.

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dad?

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Nit,

Next time, make your wife keep her maiden name so that this can not happen again, or patent your last name so that no one else can ever have it. Your name belongs only to you--protect it at all costs.

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if he has your name, he should be your property - auction child ftw.

unfortunately he's not all white so he won't fetch a premium price on the baby black market.

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Call me naive, but I didn't realize that women could keep a husband's last name after a divorce.

Is your last name something really unique with a lot of juice? IE- Kennedy or something?

If not, I wouldn't worry about it.

Also, your ex-wife sounds batshit insane. Sorry dude.

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Anyone can have whatever last name they want.

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I'm gonna be a sklansky-hawbaker from now on! dunno why...

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O RLY?

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O RLY?

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wow you could name urself Mr. Orly-ducy

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or johnny crumpet cranker

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or patrik spanner bandana!

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Or Franklin McSexy!

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wtf, I don't have the same name as you.

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you should be called Dr. Franklin McSexy! forreal. ducy?

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Apparently not first and last name though:

Lucky for this guy

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Tough beat OP. Solution: change your own name to something cool and take all of her money.

"McLuvin" ldo.

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it's natural for a mother to want the same last name as her kids (it makes her seem less like a whore). it's also better for your kid as he/she won't have to answer any questions about having a sibling with a different last name (ie: is your mom a whore?).

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I've always preferred John Coqtostin

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its not really your last name anyway, its your dad's last name. so don't worry about it.

UPDATE
 

BRAG: I took the high road.

So my ex calls today and says she is in labor and asks if I'll bring our daughter to the hospital. I told her a few weeks ago that I wouldn't so that. She said that I didn't have to come in, and there would be someone to meet my daughter in the lobby.

Of course there wasn't. So I had to check in and find her room. We walked in, I saw the baby, I told my ex congratulations, and shook her boyfriend's hand (I have never spoken to the man) and told him congratulations too.

She was registered under my last name still.

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O RLY?

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wow you could name urself Mr. Orly-ducy

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lolol

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O RLY?

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wow you could name urself Mr. Orly-ducy

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Also, pics of exWife.

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You could name yourself Douchebag. That way, you won't have to take it so personal.

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damn thats some fcked up [censored]

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My ex wife had a kid with my best friend while we were still married (in process of divorce) It was a pain in the ass to prove the kid wasn't mine, they attempted to come after me for child support.

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Why does it matter that the kid has your last name? BTW is your last name Smith?

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Miss Hootie McBoob?

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Meet little baby, Michael Hunt.