Bounty on Humberto\'s Shark
 

I offer $20 to the first person to destroy Humberto's shark at this years WSOP. HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a buffoon.

PM me once your mission is complete. Thx.

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Is he allowed to have it? I believe I heard a rule about the size of card protectors

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I'm sure he's allowed to have it, but thats besides the point. From reports I've heard he's shoving it in peoples face like last year, while screaming his name at the top of his lungs. I can't imagine it'll be too long before he does that to the wrong person and that shark ends up lodged in his anal cavity.

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I'll chip in $50. $100 if caught on video.

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i promise you that if this shark is put anywhere near my face in the next couple of weeks, it is going to be snatched up and thrown across the room.

even though i greatly fear the brenes brothers.

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$10 bonus if this somehow involves Brandi, eg her destroying it, or someone rubbing it down her back whilst screaming "Dick on your back!", or whatever.

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$20 for destroying the shark (on tape).

$20 for doing an impression of him in his face when he busts out of a tournament (on tape obv).

"UMBERTO! THE LITTLE FISHY EAT YOUR WHOLE STACK?! HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN! HOW TO SPELL IDIOT IN SPANISH?!?!? UMBERTOOOOOO!"

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$20 for snatching the shark out of his hands, rubbing it on your sack and then kissing him with his shark. (on tape)

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I've been told he has two personal body guards protecting the shark, so just to give you a heads up. God speed to anyone daring enough to take on this mission.

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I've been told he has two personal body guards protecting the shark, so just to give you a heads up. God speed to anyone daring enough to take on this mission.

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I would wait for the ME to do this, aspiring shark-snatchers. That way you would be assured of maximum TV exposure, and become the greatest legend of 2+2.... next to Brandi.

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I've been told he has two personal body guards protecting the shark, so just to give you a heads up. God speed to anyone daring enough to take on this mission.

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I would wait for the ME to do this, aspiring shark-snatchers. That way you would be assured of maximum TV exposure, and become the greatest legend of 2+2.... next to Brandi.

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Yeah for sure. I'm in for 20 if someone will do this.

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I'll chip in $50. $100 if caught on video.

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Yes, add my $100 if it is caught on video.

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Get enough chipped in and I'll fly out there and do it. I'm like 90% serious.

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Awesome... keep em' coming. I'll keep a running tally of the bounties.

This shark is f'n toast.


jaroot: $20
grdred944: $100 *$If on video*
21SuicideKing21: $20
Witzo: $20 *If you rub on your sack and kiss him with it*
isapistola: $20
Wolverine: $10 *If Brandi does it*
ipp147: $50 *$100 if on video*
RoundTower: $50 *$100 if on video*

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I will pay $500 for someone to snatch his shark and give it to me.

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I've been told he has two personal body guards protecting the shark, so just to give you a heads up. God speed to anyone daring enough to take on this mission.

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I would wait for the ME to do this, aspiring shark-snatchers. That way you would be assured of maximum TV exposure, and become the greatest legend of 2+2.... next to GRIMSTARRRRRRR .

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Im flying out there in like a week and a half. I will do it and have the gf take pics. I do not want any money, this would be my pleasure. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Edit: Of course Im not just going to walk up to his table and stomp on it. If the circumstances warrant, I will destroy that goddam thing.

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video is a must here...he'd be like...it's huuummmbbeerrtt...nnnnoooo....

The 4 Brenes Brothers
 

"even though i greatly fear the brenes brothers."

There are really 4 Brenes Brothers, Alex and Gilligan were separated at birth.

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Will you offer the same bounty for anyone who asks him on tv, "How do you say slowrolling azzhole in Spanish?"


"Uummmmbertoooooooo."

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video is a must here...he'd be like...it's huuummmbbeerrtt...nnnnoooo....

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Ohh I think a good news report from card player, pokerwire, pokernews..ect would be just fine too. Obv prefer the vid.. but just knowing that the shark is killed would give enough gratification to most of us I think.

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I guarantee if I have Scumberto on any of my tables this WSOP and he does that I will grab it and smash it to pieces.

plz do not post your blog url as if it was a .sig file- Dids

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If an actual video of the theft isn't available a video of you holding the shark hostage while wearing a black hood ala alqaeda style will suffice.

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I guarantee if I have Scumberto on any of my tables this WSOP and he does that I will grab it and smash it to pieces.



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curse at him in portugeese first?

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I am on the mission. God luck with everyone else who is trying.

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this thread will be worthless without a video.

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this thread will be worthless without a video.

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... and a brawl/arrest. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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LOL - Very nice!

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How about tip the coverage people some money to stage an interview with Humberto on film. Then when the interview is in progress and said shark is produced, our hero marches on, grabs it and stamps it into the ground. Bickety-bam.

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i'm happy to commit $20 if shark stealing and destruction is on video (and, obviously, i can see the video)

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i'll chip in 50 for destruction + 50 for video

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1000 for anyone who kicks him in the balls and gets it on tv

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This is the greatest idea ever. I'll pitch in $50 for shark theft, with proof.

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+50 for espn coverage

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http://www.pokerlistings.com/photos/...renes-2890.jpg

He has a new shark this year. Its even more annoying bc it lights up and has a retractable mouth.

This is the intended target. let us gogogo

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while i find this funny, and hate the goddamn shark, and well, humberto as well, it really can't be OK to offer money for the destruction of someone's property on this forum, even if you're sorta kinda joking.

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I will be so let down if this doesn't happen. This thread has a ton of potential

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I was totally bummed Lisandro didn't do it. When he bought the giant fish hook as a card protector for the final table with Brenes I was sure he was going to hook that thing when he busted him, but nooooo.