Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 

Everyone knows Hollywood Park is home to some of the sickest most disgusting human beings in America. What I didn't know is that is considered acceptable for a guy to TAKE HIS PANTS OFF AT THE TABLE WHILE GETTING A MASSAGE. Seriously, this guy was staring at me with a sick lustful look on his face and moaning heavily at the table. He was utterly covered in sweat. If this wasn't bad enough, he took off his shirt too and was wearing a wifebeater that could hardly contain his sasquatch like body hair. It was one of the sickest experiences of my life.

I only found out that he took his pants off while he was leaving, because he had to put them back on when he got up to go. Shouldn't the massage therapist have said something? I can still see this guy's face in my memory. His tongue hanging from his mouth, moaning and breathing heavily while he stares at me and nods as if to say "oh yeah, I'm nasty and I love it"


Also, the food service at HP is so bad it's almost unbelievable. It's like the USSR over there.

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He sounds balla to me.

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And I was planning a trip to HP for the 20 Stud/8 game. Good thing for me I can handle 'disgusting' easily. OTOH, I thought the food was pretty good last time I was there a couple of years ago. Has it gotten bad since then?

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And I was planning a trip to HP for the 20 Stud/8 game. Good thing for me I can handle 'disgusting' easily. OTOH, I thought the food was pretty good last time I was there a couple of years ago. Has it gotten bad since then?



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The food is fine, but the service is very slow.

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Also, the food service at HP is so bad it's almost unbelievable. It's like the USSR over there.

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I found the indignant horror expressed in your post most refreshing. I'm slightly disturbed myself, and I wasn't even there. You must be scarred for life. "Sasquatch like body." I love it! Go on for another two pages and you'll have a RANT.

Al

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Perhaps Martha Stewart should open a cardroom and it will be more to your liking...

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Did the masseuse groom him for ticks and fleas?

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Also, the food service at HP is so bad it's almost unbelievable. It's like the USSR over there.

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I found this list of USSR poker rooms.

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LOL. Los Angeles poker players are funny.

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I can see him coming back with a Costanza-like response...

OP: "Dude! Don't take your clothes off for a massage at the table!"
Sasquatch: "Is that wrong? No one told me that was wrong."

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Seriously, this guy was staring at me with a sick lustful look on his face and moaning heavily at the table.

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That's one hell of a tell.

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wtf? Did the massage lady give him a rub and a tug while playing poker??

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What's sad is the play there in the higher limits is sickly loose. But the food is nasty and its like being on a smelly bus or something. I guess that's why its in the hood.

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Any one who says that HP is not "too ghetto-y" will always be responded to a link this post from me.

Was the dude that scary that no one said anything?

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This sounds like it was terrific fun to be a part of. lol

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Seriously, this guy was staring at me with a sick lustful look on his face and moaning heavily at the table.

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That's one hell of a tell.

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I actually laughed out loud. I would have been amused to see this happen.

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The cross-posting of this thread confused me. I was reading this and was like wtf? where are my replies? Then I looked at my posting history and learned that I had responded to the BBV4L version of this thread. Which was better, because it had MS Paint.

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He sounds balla to me.

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