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Or stake them in poker games. Or buy them expensive gifts. As much as I like to keep people guessing about what I am up to personally, (for the sake of getting extra hits on this site,) I can't handle the idea that people think I am that kind of sucker.

I'll buy dinner. But only because I have a lot more money than them. I usually do the same for a guy. If I'm dating them I will occasionally buy the two or three hundred dollar gift. If she is living with me, I'm paying living expenses and perhaps something like online tuition if she is taking a class. And on a few occasions I've done something like pay a traffic ticket for a damsel in distress.

One thing for sure though is that no woman I have been with was there mainly for money. That can be proved logically. Because any female who has the morals that would allow her to mess with a guy mainly for money would be picking other guys besides me. My poker nittiness extends to my personal life. I'm not saying that any girl I'm with is there with me soley because of my personality and linguistic rpms. I'm sure most would be gone if I was a broke nobody. But they ain't getting my cash.

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In first

Brandi didn't give up the Butsecs

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so are you tapping that a$$ or what?

Pics please

p.s. David you are the shizzle - get some bracelets!

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Lol

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word

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No woman no cry.

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This is already spiraling out of control

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so which woman don't you give money to? and what about the rest of them? (your title is hilarious)

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I usually do the same for a guy. If I'm dating them I will occasionally buy the two or three hundred dollar gift

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This is the real drama bomb.

EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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we need that picture of that bloke saying 'you're gonna get raped' but instead saying David's title.....

David, go with the flow, you are a poker player, an author but first and foremost an entertainer!

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Slansky laying the Pimp hand hardcore!!

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This is so awesome. DS has made NVG teh awesomeest.

To paraphrase:

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I don't pay for no [censored] for bitches!!! except this...and that. and sometimes this. Well this too sometimes. Bitches gotta eat too right?"

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keep yo pimp hang strong Dave. Can I come out to Vegas and hang wit you?

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Spoken like a tru playa.

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David,

I am sorry to admit that initially I was interested in you only for the money.

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DS, you don't have to explain to anyone!

But, it is fun that you do.. it keeps the discussion alive.

BTW, where did you go after Brandi threw the cards at Curtains? You can't possibly stand up for that?

If she is under your guidance, what did you tell her about that move?

Be Well,
Kevroc

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david,

you never responded to my PM thanking you for giving me super sweet luck on the wpt video poker machine at the bellagio. I guess that $800 gift was better than what the hoez get.

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But they ain't getting my cash.

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Wu-Tang Clan aint nothing to [censored] with

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wow GW that is the best god damn avatar ever

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Bashizzle Badizzle! Davizzle Sklanskizzle is banging Brandizzle who shafted Newhizzle who won his money on televizzle!

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I usually do the same for a guy. If I'm dating them I will occasionally buy the two or three hundred dollar gift

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This is the real drama bomb.

EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/gintzluver/f.gif

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David,

Play on, playa.

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... doth protest too much.

Congrats on the inevitable extra hits though.

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Or stake them in poker games. Or buy them expensive gifts.

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This explains why she's sniffing around Jamie Gold now.

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Or stake them in poker games. Or buy them expensive gifts.

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This explains why she's sniffing around Jamie Gold now.

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/lgr gh lerw gh;gh BBQ, STORY PLZ!!!!!

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I usually do the same for a guy. If I'm dating them I will occasionally buy the two or three hundred dollar gift.

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lol?

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surprised you have trouble differentiating between woman and women.

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if brandi wasn't so completely delusional and clearly psychotic then i would feel a bit sorry for her.

if she is playing a bunch of events in this years wsop it is only a matter of time until the following happens:

-brandi at table with people familiar with her
-brandi loses/wins big pot, berates or just says something stupid to them
-player: "aren't you like, a filthy, thieving, lowlife drug-addicted, lying, worthless, ignorant whore? please shut your holes, because you sound like a moron, and the smell of disease is in the air"
-brandi then explodes in a violent outrage. or cries if she gets owned super hard and wants sympathy
-someone else at table posts story in nvg

i can't wait!

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http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...n-Ford-640.jpg

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If she is living with me, I'm paying living expenses and perhaps something like online tuition if she is taking a class.

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This is the best line. Online tuition. Aren't you like 60? Dirty old man. Actually is that a brag or a beat?

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Me Tarzan You Brandi!
Money Mine! Woman No Get!

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Or stake them in poker games. Or buy them expensive gifts.

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This explains why she's sniffing around Jamie Gold now.

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She probably just wanted free poker lessons from the sensei. Plus being around someone famous and respected.

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Me Tarzan You Brandi!
Money Mine! Woman No Get!

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ha ha, i like it.

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am i the only one yet again disapointed with david contribution to nvg. david if your going to take the time to post here in reference to your mentoring of the whore in question, please could you explain a few points:

1.why you are mentoring brandi hawbaker when there are i would imagine thousands of candidates more suited(more intelligent,better track record, more talented) who i would think would be happy to be under your guidance?
2.what are you getting out of this david? if as brandi said there is no sexual relationship what is she bringing to this teacher and student partnership? no one who has any brain matter really believes she turned 1000$ into 200000$ so i find it hard to believe she is paying you in $$$ for your services. i also would find it very hard to believe you are doing this out of the kindness of your heart
3.who are these other wsop bracelet winners and "best of the best" pros who have taken the time to mentor brandi?
4. have any of the other pros expressed their views or thoughts on your new student to you?

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A++++

Would read again.

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One thing for sure though is that no woman I have been with was there mainly for money. That can be proved logically.

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http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsit...otor_spock.jpg

<3 Sklanners right now.

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pretty sure this is a joke, yes?

David is saying in his post that women are into him for his linguistic skills, with a pretty obvious gramatical error in the title.

Can't believe a sober adult would write this. Good traffic generator though.

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Two words: Poker. Coaching.

Your cunning reference to "linguistic rpms" is a red herring. No one likes you David. They like a Daddy who can teach them poker.

Which is fine as long as you're getting your end of the bargain.

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David says: "But they ain't getting my cash."

SauraV says: http://bani.anime.net/o_rly.jpg



From the SauraV (15 year old runaway who david took into his home when he was in his mid 40s) thread:

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cpitt,
no he doesn't send me money. and he hasn't helped me much either, <font color="red">but only because I haven't asked him to.</font>

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So, are you saying that your <u>girl</u>friend of 5 years thinks that you would give her money any time she asked but that she doesn't really know the true David Sklansky?

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Also from that thread:

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1.) When was the last time David gave you money?

2.) Estimate if you will how much money he has given to you since you've known him.

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1. a while ago, but I have gotten some holiday related gifts since then.

2. well cash would probably fall around 5,000. that is of course over a time frame of over 5 years. He has spent <font color="green">alot more</font> than that on me however.

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So what is it David? Do you never give women money or did you give SauraV a lot more than the $5000 cash, and the full living expenses that you paid for from her mid teens to early twenties.

I personally have no problem with a man paying for the living expenses of a girl he is dating and having threesomes with. I am just pointing out the fact that this broke runaway found you because she needed financial support (and probably a daddy figure) and that you provided complete financial suppot and she left you under the impression that if she ever needed money she could contact you and you would support her. After all this, you claimed that you don't give women money.

I don't really understand why someone as smart as you wouldn't anticipate someone digging up the SauraV thread for her thoughts on your claim. Maybe you just aren't that bright afterall


Edit: Link to SauraV thread for those who missed it the first time around

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Or stake them in poker games. Or buy them expensive gifts.

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This explains why she's sniffing around Jamie Gold now.

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/lgr gh lerw gh;gh BBQ, STORY PLZ!!!!!

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Don't you think a lot of successful guys Sklansky's age have given women money or done favors for them?