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teh creation museum.

depending on who you are - you may, in retrospect, wish that link was a rickroll.

"We’ll begin the Museum experience by showing that 'facts' don’t speak for themselves..."

check the "about us" page for a mainline to the good stuff, though there are definitely a great deal of hidden gems all over.

museum tour is also teh secks.

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thx for the repost.

also, vegan? LOLZ. you dont like hamburgers like any normal guy? amirite?

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I heard about this on the radio, I thought the DJ was joking.

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Yeah I was just telling a friend about this earlier today. We're making a road trip as soon as we get enough money selling bibles on the side of the road.

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sorry for the repost.

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also, vegan? LOLZ. you dont need to qualify your masculinity by the foods you eat like i do? amirite?

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QFT

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sorry for the repost.

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also, vegan? LOLZ. you dont need to qualify your masculinity by the foods you eat like i do? amirite?

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Most people eat cheeseburgers to compensate for their small penises.

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Fact: The cow is the best animal ever. You can wear it's skin to the dinner table, eat it using a product of it's own milk as a topping, enjoy a glass of it's milk with dinner, and then eat a tasty desert made primarily of it's crushed bones.

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oi.

this post now = referendum on how ghey being vegan/vegetarian actually is.

my vote is none ghey.
cue brilliant opinions/testimonies...

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sorry for the repost.

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also, vegan? LOLZ. you dont need to qualify your masculinity by the foods you eat like i do? amirite?

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MEAT! Mother [censored] that's the [censored]! There's nothing more tasty than a good hamburger or even better a bloody steak! Hhhhmmmm.
Wheat is for sissys!
http://peisan.nomadlife.org/uploaded...Veg-728183.gif

btw, millions of animals die every year in combines during harvest

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they arent cuddly animals though

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why do yoiu people care

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tl, dr Christians should get shock therapy.

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Those nuts running the museum say that all animals were vegetarians before the Flood, so that's why the t-rex didn't eat the brontosaurus on the Ark.

Makes sense to me.

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Beat : I'm a scientist who spent 6 years at college obviously wasting my time. All I needed to do was read the bible.

Brag : I'm going to hell. All the best music and best people are in hell.

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Uh.. there's several references to dinosaurs on this website, and not claiming they never existed.

I love it, constantly throughout history Christians have decided what is absolute indisputable truth (often shunning, punishing or killing those who disagree), then eventually compromised saying the church's stance is somewhere in between science and it's previous stance (regardless of what's written in the Bible).

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Creationists suck. That is all.

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Creationists have small genitalia

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With some experience blogging as a right wing spoofer, it is really scary how impossible it has become to tell the honestly batshit insane from those who are just kidding...

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The page about the '7 C's' almost made me puke. Anyway, I feel bad for people who can't see the big picture. These people are def. small pic ftw.

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because these are the same people who want to teach children lies. lying makes baby zeus cry ;(

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I love this site. At one moment they ridicule carbon-dating as totally subjective and unscientific:

‘Why do geologists still use radiometric dating? Wouldn’t they have abandoned the method long ago if it was so unreliable?’

And the next moment they are using carbon-dating to argue against evolution:

"With Leakey’s words still ringing in my ears, The New York Times reported three days later that scientists had re-examined two major fossil sites in Java, and found that [censored] erectus may have lived there as recently as “27,000 years ago”. (December 13, P.A1) This dating analysis, conducted by McMaster University geologists Henry Schwarcz and Jack Rink, will serve to cast further doubt on the so-called evidence for human evolution. Why? If it can be shown that [censored] erectus lived at the same time as modern man, [censored] erectus may be no more than racial variants of [censored] sapiens."

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walk through of the museum FYP

"Imagine soaring cypress trees, the sounds of waterfalls and children playing with dinosaurs! What other surprises await?"

"...and a special-effects theater complete with misty sea breezes and rumbling seats."
noah's ark sim. obv.

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My dad is a Christian and I told him about this and he LOL'd.

still not as bad as these people

MUSLIMS: 'BAN' NON-ISLAMIC SCHOOLS

DEMANDS for a ban on “un-Islamic” activities in schools will be set out by the Muslim Council of Britain today.

Targets include playground games, swimming lessons, school plays, parents’ evenings and even vaccinations.

And the calls for all children to be taught in Taliban-style conditions will be launched with the help of a senior Government education adviser.

Professor Tim Brighouse, chief adviser to London schools, was due to attend the event at the capital’s biggest mosque.

His presence there was seen as “deeply worrying”, and a sign that the report was backed by the Government.

Tory MP Greg Hands said: “The MCB needs to realise it has to move closer to the rest of the community, not away from it.

“The presence of Tim Brighouse implies Government back*ing of this report. This is very worrying. ”

Terry Sanderson of the National Secular Society said the report was a “recipe for disaster”.

He added: “Schools with even just a handful of Muslim kids will find they have to follow these guidelines because there aren’t the staff to have one set of classes for Muslims and another for the rest.

“The MCB shouldn’t try to force its religious agenda on children who may not want it. The Government needs to send the MCB packing. Schools should be about teaching, not preaching. ”

The report, Towards Greater Understanding – Meeting The Needs of Muslim Pupils In State Schools, says all schools should bring in effective bans for all pupils on “un-Islamic activities” like dance classes.

It also wants to limit certain activities during Ramadan. They include science lessons dealing with sex, parents’ evenings, exams and immunisation programmes.

The holy month – when eating and drinking is not allowed in daylight hours – should also see a ban on swimming lessons in case pupils swallow water in the pool.

When swimming is allowed, boys should wear clothing covering their bodies “from the navel to the neck”, even during single-sex pool sessions, while girls must be covered up completely at all times, apart from the face and hands.

The MCB adds that schools should ensure contact sports, including football and basketball, “are always in single-gender groups”.

Even school trips are targeted in the report, which wants them all to be made single-sex “to encourage greater participation from Muslim pupils”.

It wants Arabic language classes for Muslim pupils, and says the Koran should be recited in music classes. And all schools should ensure they have prayer rooms with washing facilities attached, it says.

In art classes, Muslim children should not be allowed to draw people, as this is forbidden under some interpretations of Islamic law.

And while the MCB insists that all British children should learn about Islam, it wants Muslims to have the right to withdraw their children from RE lessons dealing with Christianity and other faiths.

The MCB says special treatment and opt-outs are necessary because otherwise Muslim pupils will feel excluded from school activities and lessons.

The MCB claims to be the voice of Britain’s 1. 5million Muslims and was heavily courted by politicians including Tony Blair following the September 11 attacks. Its former secretary-general Iqbal Sacranie was awarded a knighthood in 2005.

But other Muslim groups criticised the report. Dr Ghayasuddin Siddiqui of the Muslim Parliament of Great Britain said: “There has been no discussion on these issues in the Muslim community. ”

And the Sufi Muslim Council – which claims to represent far more British Muslims than the MCB – said the report misunderstood Ramadan.

It added: “This is not what Islam or Ramadan is about. Ramadan is about training yourself while carrying on with everyday life. ”

The Department for Edu*cation tried to distance itself from the report last night, and insisted Professor Brighouse was attending the launch only in a “personal capacity”.

A spokesman said it would read the report “with interest”.

The MCB did not comment.