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what it do bbv, i've done some manly shtt this weekend and decided to post about it to get uiowahottie all wet for me

my 88 camry (baller?) had been sputtering when it was humid out, so yesterday i popped open the hood and tore it all apart so i could take out the distributor. my ignition coil was cracked, so wet air was getting in there. i replaced that puppy, put it all back together, and now it's running like a pickle seeder.

after fixing that i put some burgers on the grill and grilled them to perfection. they were huuuuuuge 1/3 pound patties and i put colby jack and pepper jack on them, because fkk heart disease. i put the two leftover patties in the fridge and heated them up this morning and fried an egg for my 2/3 lb double breakfast burger, it was phenominal.

becuase you can never eat too much red meat, i've got 4 enormous ribeyes in the fridge for later tonight with some giant baking potatoes and asparagus for the sides.

i fixed my car and will be eating nothing but red meat this weekend. bbv, what manly things have you done recently that put hair on your chest?

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i played online poker. got drunk, ate fast food and watched hockey. is that manly?

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finaly a good post. meat and beer

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lurker you will never be manly

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I went outside and sang and danced in jeans and a denim shirt while my friend jumped onto a chain-link fence.

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stop trolling joey.

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Played (terrible) poker. Smoked weed. Sat around in my boxers. Banged my girlfriend. Ate a Whopper (with cheese). Watched the Phillies in HD. Am I a man too?

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i played online poker. got drunk, ate fast food and watched hockey. is that manly?

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while your weekend wasn't as manly as chopping down trees or wearing flannel, it works, assuming you didn't order a veggie sub or anything.

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was so hungover from drinking vodka for 10 days straight that on friday i was shaking and sweating, went through withdrawels then ate a bacon cheeseburger with avocado on saturday and only drank beer and woke up on my floor with my girlfriend gone, she also blew me a couple times, now im sitting in sweatpants thinking about having a beer and i just ate 2 pieces of bacon, but im gonna stay sober so i can be coherent when my parents call me since they just returned from paris.

manly or a desperATE CRY FOR HELP!!?!!

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Played (terrible) poker. Smoked weed. Sat around in my boxers. Banged my girlfriend. Ate a Whopper (with cheese). Watched the Phillies in HD. Am I a man too?

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LDO

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Played (terrible) poker. Smoked weed. Sat around in my boxers. Banged my girlfriend. Ate a Whopper (with cheese). Watched the Phillies in HD. Am I a man too?

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smoking weed is cool as long as you don't turn into some hippie who is all concerned about saving the environment and shtt. sitting around in one's boxers is quite manly, especially if it was in the middle of the day and you were drinking. assuming you didn't cuddle with your girlfriend after sex, your weekend was manly.

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this thread in OOT would have like 60 replies already

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I went outside and sang and danced in jeans and a denim shirt while my friend jumped onto a chain-link fence.

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i don't care how much denim you were wearing, men don't sing and dance. singing is perfectly manly, as long as you're singing about the blues/your pickup truck or tractor/beating women/hard drugs

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was so hungover from drinking vodka for 10 days straight that on friday i was shaking and sweating, went through withdrawels then ate a bacon cheeseburger with avocado on saturday and only drank beer and woke up on my floor with my girlfriend gone, she also blew me a couple times, now im sitting in sweatpants thinking about having a beer and i just ate 2 pieces of bacon, but im gonna stay sober so i can be coherent when my parents call me since they just returned from paris.

manly or a desperATE CRY FOR HELP!!?!!

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real men drink through hangovers (and don't get them from vodka, pussy) and ignore anybody from paris.

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this weekend I: went and lost money playing minbet poker then tilted some more money off at video poker, went to wendys after then with some friends to see knocked up. Saturday I woke up at like 1pm and sat around then went to a barbeque and watched ottowa crush anaheim, prob not manly enough

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this weekend I: went and lost money playing minbet poker then tilted some more money off at video poker, went to wendys after then with some friends to see knocked up. Saturday I woke up at like 1pm and sat around then went to a barbeque and watched ottowa crush anaheim, prob not manly enough

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minbet poker = manly (unless you fold your BB to a raise > 60% of the time)
video poker = for grandmas
knocked up = not manly! here's how that movie would go if the main guy was a real man:

1) secks
2) "yo i'm preggo"
3) i'm sorry, do i know you?

luckily bbq + hockey saved your ass, but do better next weekend! if you must see a movie, find one with guns/explosions!

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dude knocked up was the funniest movie ive seen since wedding crashers or 40 year old virgin in 2005

seriously go see it, especially if you smoke weed since almost everyone in the movie is a stoner, plus they go to vegas and take shrooms probably the funniest scene in the movie

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beat up 4 whities at once then banged their bitches in front of them, fkn weak ass mofo cracka ass racists

edit: them bitches enjoyed it, having a big strong piece of dark meat inside them, now they all my ho's

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beat up 4 whities at once then banged their bitches in front of them, fkn weak ass mofo cracka ass racists

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i did the complete opposite...
it was fun.. boneamaents

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i don't care how much denim you were wearing, men don't sing and dance. singing is perfectly manly, as long as you're singing about the blues/your pickup truck or tractor/beating women/hard drugs


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real men ... ignore anybody from paris.


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minbet poker = manly (unless you fold your BB to a raise > 60% of the time)

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assuming you didn't cuddle with your girlfriend after sex, your weekend was manly.

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not true. cuddling pwns.

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I went outside and sang and danced in jeans and a denim shirt while my friend jumped onto a chain-link fence.

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i don't care how much denim you were wearing, men don't sing and dance. singing is perfectly manly, as long as you're singing about the blues/your pickup truck or tractor/beating women/hard drugs

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like this LDO
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I beat someone up... thats pretty manly, amirite?

I also did sex with a girl (and didnt cuddle after)

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Someone beat me up..thats pretty manly, amiwrong?

I also cuddled with a girl (and didnt sex after)

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i ate a taco, amirite?

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i ate a taco, amirite?

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depends on what kind

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Well, obviously I got drunk, pissed in a churchyard and got caught by the cops.

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Taco bell and jumping out of a moving car. TR to come.

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I beat someone up... thats pretty manly, amirite?

I also did sex with a girl (and didnt cuddle after)

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A+ to this weekend, especially if you sexed up the guy you beat up's girl

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i ate a taco, amirite?

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fish fish taco = not manly, unless you're a socal'er, then i guess you could pull it off

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Taco bell and jumping out of a moving car. TR to come.

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w00t

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moved furniture. Ate BBQ and chicken fingers. Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious.

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moved furniture. Ate BBQ and chicken fingers. Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious.

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I can't possibly comprehend how someone could dislike chicken fingers.

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moved furniture. Ate BBQ and chicken fingers. Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious.

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I can't possibly comprehend how someone could dislike chicken fingers.

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BBQ=Awesome
Chicken Fingers = pwn

BBQ Chicken Fingers = Orgasmic

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Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious.

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fried food = manly

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I chopped some wood and then built stuff with my barehands.

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Actually I beat up these 4 girls and then sex'd their boyfriends in front of them.


I had my wisdom teeth removed and then sat around all weekend bleeding, it has been 36 hours and I am still spitting up blood.

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last weekend ex and girl Ive been sexin both came to my memorial day bbq. 2 kegs were at the bbq. Ex went through text messages but gets over it fast. We ditch the bbq (I have roomates) and go see 28 weeks later; explosions and guns. Even though we didnt really have much of a fight, we had incredible make up seckz. I may have cuddled.

This weekend I didnt do much, but ex is no longer visiting. At the bbq I barely said anything to fckbuddy girl. Pretty much ignored her. She called me this weekend. My penis is obv very big and bitches just cant get enough of it.

edit: oh and when we returend from the movies about 4 hours later, the bbq was dying down, maybe 10-15 people left. fckbuddy girl is passed out on the couch. Possibly just innocently passed out but also possibly she was hoping that she caused a big fight and I would come home alone so she could have more of my massive man meat.

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I beat someone up... thats pretty manly, amirite?

I also did sex with a girl (and didnt cuddle after)

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A+ to this weekend, especially if you sexed up the guy you beat up's girl

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lol it was his ex-girlfriend

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I got drunk, did a lot of blow had teh secks (beat: with my girlfriend, brag: whose apartment I am mooching because finding my own apartment is a lot of work), ate nothing but the following:

Burger w/ steak fries
Chicken wings
Chicken fingers w/ regular fries
Arby's 5 for $5.95 (2x curly fries, 2x mozz stix, 1x potato cakes)
Stole a bottle of tequila from a bar and sort of got away with it (ran away from angry bartender, probably can't go back to that bar)
Kicked a baby in the face

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obv too much coke, you dont eat enough.

coke is not manly, sorry.