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Good Shepherd 06-02-2007 02:56 AM

BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
Tuesday night I'm playing hold'em with a group of kids from my school, just small stuff $1/$2 and maximum raise allowed was $3. My best friend's there who's secretly gay and just come out to me and one other person this semester.

So I look down and got QT raise it up to $3 and get 2 callers. Some sports science student and my friend Max. Flop comes down KK8. I bet $3 to see where I'm at. Sports guy folds, Max raises another $3 and the pot's at $22 now and I call.

The turn's a jack, I bet out again and Max raises me. Pot's $34. The river card's dealt and it's a 5 - I reckon I'm beat and my mind's working overtime. I look at my cards for ages like I'm slowplaying a monster and my mind's working overtime. I look Max in the eyes and say "Hiding something big there, buddy? Not the only thing you're hiding is it - you're a man full of secrets [and wink at him]. If you know what's good for you, you're just gonna lay those cards down", and as I say that I splash the pot so that we're up to $37.

He knows what I'm on about and I've put him on tilt. I can see he's breathing real heavy and running over what to do in his head, but right there... right there at that time...he believed that I was gonna out him to the rest of the table. And then there was this really beautiful moment - he mucks KJ face up - ship me the monies! I toss away my cards face down, smile at him and say "good decision bud, good decision".

1.6.0.5. 06-02-2007 03:02 AM

Re: BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
people that hang out with gay people are 68% more likely to like dudes, given a recent US Today study

call?

slolife9 06-02-2007 03:02 AM

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is stealing that pot a hate crime?

danvh 06-02-2007 03:11 AM

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I like the combination of the gay exploitation and the screen name.

UIowaHottie 06-02-2007 03:12 AM

Re: BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
Wow You're an [censored]. I hope he gives you aids.

quinn 06-02-2007 03:15 AM

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if this is true, you're a complete [censored] and a terrible friend

nextgenneo 06-02-2007 03:16 AM

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Wow You're an [censored]. I hope he pozzes you

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En Passant 06-02-2007 03:20 AM

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Why do you guys even respond to these gimmick accounts. Look at OP's posts. One about a gay friend, one about apples, and one about FT tips and tricks. Ban OP!

ReubWills 06-02-2007 03:33 AM

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Why do you guys even respond to these gimmick accounts. Look at OP's posts. One about a gay friend, one about apples, and one about FT tips and tricks. Ban OP!

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Yaboosh 06-02-2007 03:44 AM

Re: BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
So what was the response to his folding the nuts getting 12-1?

Monolith 06-02-2007 03:49 AM

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You're the biggest piece of crap I've ever heard of...

Spleen 06-02-2007 03:54 AM

Re: BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
Thought this thread was about weed. D-

Good Shepherd 06-02-2007 03:55 AM

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So what was the response to his folding the nuts getting 12-1?

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Nobody said a word. It's called don't tap the glass.

slolife9 06-02-2007 03:58 AM

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same

Prodigy54321 06-02-2007 04:09 AM

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Thought this thread was about weed. D-

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MYNAMEIZGREG 06-02-2007 04:15 AM

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You're a douchebag.

apefish 06-02-2007 04:19 AM

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Wow You're an [censored]. I hope he gives you aids.

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I don't want anyone to miss this gem- because there is a likelihood it's a serious post.

wdead 06-02-2007 04:23 AM

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OP, how can you call yourself a friend?
[censored] You

Alobar 06-02-2007 04:24 AM

Re: BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
I dunno which makes OP more lame, if the story is true, or untrue.

Ill debate it in my head for a while and get back to everyone

Autocratic 06-02-2007 04:40 AM

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OP, how can you call yourself a friend?
[censored] You

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lol. Good Shepherd has actually gotten a few people with his trolling.

keikiwai 06-02-2007 04:46 AM

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wow op, from this one post i can see that you are in the top 5% of scummy posters on this site... or bottom 2% of trollers

btw max is obv. not your friend and you have no abilities to empathize.... so you're probably a psycopath

lol seriously what a scummy post

Good Shepherd 06-02-2007 05:06 AM

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I don't see any difference between this and the stuff that top players like Tony G and Mike Matusow do at the tables. It's not illegal, it's about playing the player and above all, it worked. You play poker, you expect to be played, and you get what you expect cos it's all fair game.

tarheeljks 06-02-2007 05:09 AM

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you are truly a terrible person

tarheeljks 06-02-2007 05:11 AM

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I don't see any difference between this and the stuff that top players like Tony G and Mike Matusow do at the tables. It's not illegal, it's about playing the player and above all, it worked. You play poker, you expect to be played, and you get what you expect cos it's all fair game.

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that doesn't mean you aren't a dbag for doing it.

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 06-02-2007 05:18 AM

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wtf how are ppl taking this seriously? its not like it actually happened....

goofyballer 06-02-2007 05:55 AM

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This post is [censored] hilarious. Y'all are taking [censored] too seriously yo.

LionelHutz00 06-02-2007 06:35 AM

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OP for OOT mod

Ryanj37 06-02-2007 06:54 AM

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The river card's dealt and it's a 5 - I reckon I'm beat and my mind's working overtime. I look at my cards for ages like I'm slowplaying a monster and my mind's working overtime.



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Double overtime?

kemystery 06-02-2007 06:59 AM

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Beat: this thread not being about pot

cs3 06-02-2007 07:32 AM

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alternate thread title was "BEAT: i'm gay too"

keikiwai 06-02-2007 07:34 AM

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alternate thread title was "Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me head"

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Grey 06-02-2007 07:36 AM

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If you gave him the money back later you get an A+.

If not, you're a bitch.

Jaycee07 06-02-2007 07:38 AM

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What the [censored] kinda game are you playing?

Big_Jim 06-02-2007 07:39 AM

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he folded it FACE UP?! LOLL

UsuallyDonating 06-02-2007 08:08 AM

Re: BRAG: Threatened to out my gay friend unless he gave me the pot
 
Alternate thread title "Talk about getting gayed"

Reef 06-02-2007 08:27 AM

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he folded it FACE UP?! LOLL

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slightly entertaining story, but incredibly dick move on your part.

Big_Jim 06-02-2007 08:37 AM

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So what was the response to his folding the nuts getting 12-1?

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Nobody said a word. It's called don't tap the glass.

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I call BS.

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y mind's working overtime. I look at my cards for ages like I'm slowplaying a monster and my mind's working overtime. I look Max in the eyes and say "Hiding something big there, buddy? Not the only thing you're hiding is it - you're a man full of secrets [and wink at him]. If you know what's good for you, you're just gonna lay those cards down

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Then he folds the nuts face up, and nobody says a word?!

PokerSoccer 06-02-2007 09:17 AM

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Wow You're an [censored]. I hope he pozzes you

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