SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

first in yo

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

2nd in and its not even june yet?!?!?!??!?!?11

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

It's June in Newfoundland!

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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It's June in Japan!

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

Not first "doe"...in before lock at least lol

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

Anyone gonna be down in AC this weekend for the WSOP satellite at the Borg?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

its not june yet ban OP plz

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

8th - yes!

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

in on the ground floor lolz

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

just plugged in my DSL cable to my computer at the new apartment i moved in to today. The connection is solid. That is all.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

I am the best player at 100nl party, hands down.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

If I import HH's into PT that are already in my database, what happens?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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I am the best player at 100nl party, hands down.

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Thats like saying im the best player at 2NL Stars right? Which I am btw.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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I am the best player at 100nl party, hands down.

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Thats like saying im the best player at 2NL Stars right? Which I am btw.

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yeah pretty much [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

btw, im not so sure its THAT much of a difference. obv party is a lil softer but I think its overrated.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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If I import HH's into PT that are already in my database, what happens?

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Nothing AFAIK, I've done this before and it just says "reading x amount of files, 0 new hands were imported."

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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I am the best player at 100nl party, hands down.

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Thats like saying im the best player at 2NL Stars right? Which I am btw.

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yeah pretty much [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

btw, im not so sure its THAT much of a difference. obv party is a lil softer but I think its overrated.

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I may have been exaggerating slightly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] congrats if its true though...

I had like 2k duplicated hands in my old PTDB somehow, im not sure why though. My computer was playing up at the time.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

party is not overexaggerated, sorry to tell you.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

goddamit, have to wait on a response from PT support for a new ID code since my former PTracker crashed.

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

MINORITIES

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party is not overexaggerated, sorry to tell you.

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yes, it really is. at least it is at 1/2nl. i have logged 80k hands at party 1/2nl in the last few months, and i just had a crack at full tilt bcoz i had some money leftover on there and i get rakeback. over the last few days i have been mixing it up between sites and i am srsly considering shifting to FTP as my main site, it really is that soft.

i dont know if you can play party carrotsnake, but fwiw my opinion is that of someone who has played plenty of 1/2nl on both party and FTP very recently, and also never played party before the legislation. i hate to break it to you US ssnl fellas, but you aint got it much harder, if at all. so if you're struggling to win, you need to work on your game.

boy i can wait to see how much [censored] i cop for making this claim.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

2nd hand of the month, June isn't missing a second of this action:


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $100.00</u>
<font color="black">BB: $62.55</font>
UTG: $116.20
CO: $235.50
<u>BTN: $86.10</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, BTN calls $1.00, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($3) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $19.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $32.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $99.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $53.10
Uncalled bet of $13.90 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($173.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($173.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $173.20 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks) and WON (+$84.10)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and LOST (-$86.10)

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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If I import HH's into PT that are already in my database, what happens?

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Nothing AFAIK, I've done this before and it just says "reading x amount of files, 0 new hands were imported."

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Had to doctor a HH cause FTP sucks...just have to change the game # and the time and it will import.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

fitnessfreak, I've played FTP/Stars and party, and all three are quite similar especially at 200nl.

Party is indeed softer - no question, but not nearly as much as people claim it to be.

"OMG they go all in with any pair every flop!!! You Luckyz non-USers!!"

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

STOP RIGHT THERE

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB STRAIGHT VERSUS BOAT HAND

IT HAPPENS AT LEAST 3 TIMES A SESSION

HOLY GOD

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE THESE POSTS. BEATS HAPPEN. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU MAKING THE CHEESE THREAD YOUR PERSONAL BLOG OF BAD LUCK. IF YOU GET A COOLER/BAD BEAT, MAKE SURE IT IS SPECTACULAR AND ENTERTAINING, NOT ANOTHER RETARDED SETUP HAND WHERE THE 33% OR WHATEVER HITS. ADSJFHALKJSHDFKLJA

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

clayton did someone invite you to this thread?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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STOP RIGHT THERE

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB STRAIGHT VERSUS BOAT HAND

IT HAPPENS AT LEAST 3 TIMES A SESSION

HOLY GOD

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE THESE POSTS. BEATS HAPPEN. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU MAKING THE CHEESE THREAD YOUR PERSONAL BLOG OF BAD LUCK. IF YOU GET A COOLER/BAD BEAT, MAKE SURE IT IS SPECTACULAR AND ENTERTAINING, NOT ANOTHER RETARDED SETUP HAND WHERE THE 33% OR WHATEVER HITS. ADSJFHALKJSHDFKLJA

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Try putting the tampon in the other way next time..

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

Fitness, I've watched players play on party for quite a bit now. It is ridiculously easier. The tables consistently ahve a 80/x+ and other ridiculously dumb TAGfish. Yes, it is easier. No I'm not worried about my game, but I think I'd be at least 1 or 2 higher on PT than on FT or stars

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

OK my last attempt ever. Thoughts on willw9 on FTP?! Biggest spewbag in the league? PA reincarnated? Better than tufat? Runs better than Jamie Gold?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

who is takeurcheese?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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Try putting the tampon in the other way next time..

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everyone in this forum agrees, except for the people who make mindless hh posts and seek sympathy

i am making a personal war, until 2 days from now when I'll get bored with it

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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Fitness, I've watched players play on party for quite a bit now. It is ridiculously easier. The tables consistently ahve a 80/x+ and other ridiculously dumb TAGfish. Yes, it is easier. No I'm not worried about my game, but I think I'd be at least 1 or 2 higher on PT than on FT or stars

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sry, i wasnt directing the "need to work on your games" comment at you. it was more meant for ppl who post in BBV and here who say that they cannot beat FTP or stars 100nl and 200nl, but if they were on party they would win at some insane rate. that is simply not true.

i agree that party could be a little softer (i have only played FTP at peak time, whereas im on party at all hours), but its definately not a lot softer in my experience so far. however, i want to reserve my judgement on this issue until ive played another 30k or so hands on FTP. atm i think i might have been fortunate to run into some seriously bad players. im still fairly new to the games there, but you will be seeing a lot of me this month at 1/2, assuming it stays as soft as it has seemed so far.

my plan is to treat it sort of like an experiment for june. 50k hands on party 1/2nl and 50k on FTP. obviously the sample size is too small to figure out how big of a winner i am at either game. i am actually going to do this out of a genuine curiousity as to how much softer party is than FTP (ill save stars for another time).

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

Just watched Aussie Millions final table. Gobbo got straight up embarrased. Gus' overbet shove with the A2s was just range merging sickness. Also, Mike Matusow FTP commercial was like the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

thac, I think clayton whines about mindless [censored] a lot, but honestly, a lot of hands that are posted are like ... std ??? I mean, it sucks to lose/awesome to win a 100 BB pot when you are 66%+, but they happen, a lot. Even more so the pots were you "pwn" people that obviously just had the low end of their range and if they have the high end, OMG, you got pnwed. Shrug, whateva

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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OMG, you got pnwed.

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $88.95
BB: $85.50
UTG: $273.55
MP: $169.00
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $231.20</font>
BTN: $435.10

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, BTN calls $8.00, 2 folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($19) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, BTN calls $14.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($47) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $32.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $84.00</font>, BTN folds
Uncalled bet of $52.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $111.00 ($3 Rake)

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">SB: $91.60</font>
<font color="black">BB: $64.95</font>
<font color="black">UTG: $32.50</font>
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $51.95</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">Villain is 27/9/2, only history is that he min raised TPWK in BvB

These hands happen directly after one another so I assume he is very tilty atm.</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.75</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.25, UTG calls $2.75

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($15) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 2http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $11.00</font>, SB calls $11.00, 2 folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($37) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($37) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $37.20</font>, SB calls $37.20 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $61.20
BB: $50.00
UTG: $28.75
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $109.40</font>
<font color="black">BTN: $39.65</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.25</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $8.00</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $5.75

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($17.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $17.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34.50</font>

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

Rumor has it that me and Gelford will be playing a HU match, .25/.50 2 tables till one of us wins $500. Coming soon.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

OMG IT'S LIKE JUNE!

good luck to everyone @ their tables this month. Hopefully I'll be pwning 50NL and will be joining you guys @ SSNL soon enough!

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

[censored] i hate when i go to bed drunk as [censored] and wake up 3 hours later, guess this is good a time as any to put in a session.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)
 

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[censored] i hate when i go to bed drunk as [censored] and wake up 3 hours later, guess this is good a time as any to put in a session.

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I feel ya bro. Went to a lame get-together and now I'm abck @ the tables.