How to bang chicks on MySpace .com
 

http://www.howtobangchicksonmyspace.com

Def a work in progress.... Please take a precursory look and give me some advice on things to cover, what's lame, ideas or suggestions, or just advice to add. If you add anything valuable I'll mention your 2+2 tag in the footer.

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for example, a good critique would be "unbold the term 'FAT' because adsense is picking that up and serving ads for 'fat women pics'"
http://howtobangchicksonmyspace.com/fatpic.jpg

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lol @ adsense... awesome!

There must be a lesson in keyword mgmt here [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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http://howtobangchicksonmyspace.com/fatpic.jpg

I couldn't figure out how you were making money from this website until I realized my browser blocked the ads.

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There are other ways it "makes" money for example the "friend adder bot" and "seduction stuff" are both affiliate links

I have to modify the .htaccess file for redirects to make those links look less spammy when you hover....

Why is no one responding to this thread with suggestions like "modify the .htaccess file for redirects to make those links look less spammy when you hover...."

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There are other ways it "makes" money for example the "friend adder bot" and "seduction stuff" are both affiliate links

I have to modify the .htaccess file for redirects to make those links look less spammy when you hover....

Why is no one responding to this thread with suggestions like "modify the .htaccess file for redirects to make those links look less spammy when you hover...."

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Because you made a "How to Bang Chicks on Myspace" page that advises to "be respectful"?

eastbay

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It probably wouldn't hurt to put pictures of random hot myspace girls on the page.

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das what' I'm talkin bout ZeBo! I didn't even think that far. I put a pic of Jessica alba in the corner.... You're right. I need hot myspace ho pics on there.....

do that tomorrow... thanks. seriously.

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A few simple recommendations:

1. You want to compile a list that you can market other products to. Add a newsletter signup, so you gather email addresses and maintain contact with your visitors.

2. Put together a "Banging Chicks on Myspace" ebook and sell it.

3. Register howtobangchicksonfacebook.com and cross market.

4. Find other related affiliate products to promote.

5. Once you have a decent sized list, sell advertising in your newsletter.

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Here's a recommendation. Don't try to go around 'banging chicks' on myspace. Most are underage & you'll either wind up on NBC's How to Catch a Predator or be in prison giving buttsecks to your cellmate so he won't beat the sh*t outta you.

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Maybe have an entrance/splash page where a visitor must confirm that he/she is over 18 and agree to a set of terms (i.e. I won't go after underage people, this is for entertainment purposes only, etc., etc.)?

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I'm at work and don't really want to visit the page now, but I'll give comments when I visit.

Bottom line, websites rely on usability. Make it easy for users to figure EVERYTHING out, most importantly, registering.

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Maybe it's just me but the pink outer columns seem to focus my eyes directly towards the content in white (meaning I subconciously block out the ads/pink area 100% without even trying).

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#1 pick a better font (the quick fix)
#2 hire someone to do your web layout (the real fix)

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Have advice that could actually result in someone getting laid?

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Howtowgetbuttsecksinprison.com REGISTERED... to cross market I also got Howtogetbuttsectsinprison.com

(I know I shouldn't be making fun of spelling cause, you all know I suck... but I can't help it.)

This new Mozilla plugin with autospell check RULES

Re: How to bang chicks on MySpace .com
 

Fixed.. kinda

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fixed

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facebook site registered... adding auto responder. thanks snipe

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This is good advice on how to get laid on myspace. Period.

If you're gonna hate, hate smarter.

Digg me please
 

can you go back and digg me?

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ROFL @ your adsense ads.

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It's Bea Arthur, not B. Arthur, and that's my favorite line ever.

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You've got the whole setup of this site wrong imo.

Set this page up strictly as a squeeze page with content links in the footer.

Have people opt-in for your 6 days to getting laid on myspace newsletter or whatever.

Separate the text you have now as your autoresponder sequence. Add affiliate links in with the mix.

Create search engine fodder articles. Set up an articles page link in the footer. Write / rewrite some articles link them from the article page.

Rewrite each article you wrote to avoid duplicate content submit it to ezine articles link back to squeeze page.

Rewrite each article again make squidoo lens... link to squeeze page.

If you actually are ever able to traffic the site (maybe you have the ability maybe you don't) You will net much more money by this setup I mention here rather than what you have now.

Cheers,

Josh

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PS the domain is awful.

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fixed. thanks

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Can you PM me a better one and I'll redirect the old to it?

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Wow holy [censored] thanks

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autoresponder UP

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How about a hot myspace chick(s) of the day that all your loyal followers can try to bang? That should drive some repeat traffic you might not otherwise get.

Also LOL @ your adsense ads!!!

I don't know much about banging chicks from myspace, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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hot myspace chick of the day DEFINITELY on the agenda.. still got a boatload of crap to do from Josh plus I have to party hard this weekend...... so ... like, next year.

Easy to do, and drives repeat traffic. super easy to implement and great idea.

seriously though, definitely..

Thanks for the response

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Adult Friend Finder affiliate program?

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hahaha these are the best adsense ads ever. i'm not sure how it works but this is a good example of why you have to put some effort into your keywords...

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There are a lot of spelling and grammatical errors.

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No kidding. Your credibility takes a huge hit when you can't spell "a lot," no matter how valuable your content.

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Wouldn't it be easier if you had an invisible frame just for the adsense ad and then put in keywords across that page to influence the ads that Google serves up instead of trying to manage the content of your site to generate ads that you feel would be most profitable?

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Success stories section? lol

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It only goes one way, alight?

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Not sure if you mean 'aight' or 'alright' but this needs be fixed.

-Your proofreading friend, who is old and married and will never bang myspace chicks.

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Ok, url changed to www.getmyspacedates.com and the original is 301 redirected.

It's not setup as a splash page with the original content chopped up to 6 messages with affiliate links interspersed using .htaccess redirects so they don't look spammy.

Now to get on all the promotion stuff... If you have any more advice I'd really appreciate it, this was excellent advice.

Re: How to bang chicks on MySpace .com
 

thanks, fixed