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oneouterson 05-28-2007 12:00 AM

I [censored] hate blackjack
 
brag: got $65 Free to play with. Worked my way up to 400 betting 10% of my roll on two hands at a time following basic blackjack strategy.
Beat: The dealer pulled a 6 card 21 to screw me over on two hands that I was doubling down on. The next hand I put it all on the line, what happens... blackjack for the house.
alright time to download more [censored] casinos for free $
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napkins 05-28-2007 12:03 AM

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brag: got $65 Free to play with. Worked my way up to 400 betting 10% of my roll on two hands at a time following basic blackjack strategy.

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That's bad BJ bankroll management.

oneouterson 05-28-2007 12:03 AM

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what would you suggest?

ThePost 05-28-2007 12:06 AM

Re: I [censored] hate blackjack
 
Ray Charles Blackjack Lyrics
Ah let me tell you people
About this blackjack game
It's caused me nothing but trouble
And I've only myself to blame

Hey hey hey yeah
How unlucky can one man be
Well every quarter I get
Lord, blackjack takes it away from me

My friends don't come around me
Because I've been so blind
I can't even borrow a nickle
Now I've almost lost my mind

Hey hey hey yeah
How unlucky can one man be
Well every quarter I get
Lord, blackjack takes it away from me

I sat there with two tens
I thought I'd have some fun
The dealer hit sixteen with a five
Just enough to make twenty one

Hey hey hey yeah yeah
How unlucky can one man be
Well every quarter I get
Yeah, blackjack takes it away from me

Ryanski 05-28-2007 12:06 AM

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which casino/casinos give $65 free?

React1oN 05-28-2007 12:09 AM

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which casino/casinos give $65 free?

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oneouterson 05-28-2007 12:10 AM

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http://www.casinator.com/nodepositbonus.php... I got 65 from club player casino almost instantly. Just download the software then go to cashier redeem coupon SUPER65. I cashed out on riverbelle 600 or something from free money. After I built my roll up I had to play slots to clear the bonus though.

d0nkaments 05-28-2007 12:21 AM

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if this isnt rigged how do they make monies?

oneouterson 05-28-2007 12:27 AM

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they probaly just want to get degenerates addicted to their sites. Also they make it really hard to cash out the free money. I had to play a ridiculous amount of slots before I could.

Barretboy 05-28-2007 12:44 AM

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JUST GOT $65. GON RUN THAT [censored] UP: UPDATES TO COME.

Barretboy 05-28-2007 12:46 AM

Re: I [censored] hate blackjack
 
UP TO 105, ROLLING BISHES.

Reef 05-28-2007 12:51 AM

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what would you suggest?

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correct blackjack target strategy: http://www.qfit.com/blackjack-strategy.htm

Barretboy 05-28-2007 12:51 AM

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[censored] DOWN TO 87

Stake Monster 05-28-2007 12:53 AM

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i took one of those deposit things once and took it up to 630. I quit and cashed out once it became rigged and i kept losing my profits.

Barretboy 05-28-2007 12:56 AM

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[censored] BUSTO

Bakes 05-28-2007 01:02 AM

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this thread just inspired me to go make a quick 2500 at ub blackjack. thx guys

PoorBBVTroll 05-28-2007 01:58 AM

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this thread just inspired me to go make a quick 2500 at ub blackjack. thx guys

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Congrats. Now maybe you can get to this thread?

oneouterson 05-28-2007 01:06 PM

Re: I [censored] hate blackjack
 
I just got 50 more from palace of chance coupon code Palace50.

oneouterson 05-28-2007 01:13 PM

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only could get it up to 120 before busto.

React1oN 05-28-2007 01:15 PM

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i did the $65 thing, got to a max of like 130, then eventually busto. WHY DON'T SITES HAVE [censored] SURRENDER GOD DAMMIT

zyrrth 05-28-2007 01:20 PM

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What's the requirement for cashing out?

2weak 05-28-2007 01:21 PM

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the link for the free 65 doesnt work [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

React1oN 05-28-2007 01:23 PM

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http://www.casinator.com/clubplayercasino.htm

for 65, bonus code: super65

thebeebster 05-28-2007 01:23 PM

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what do they make you do to cash out?

oneouterson 05-28-2007 01:29 PM

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I think they made me deposit 50 bucks that I could just insta cash out with the rest. It was when neteller was still around though.

Jaycee07 05-28-2007 02:13 PM

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It says I'm not allowed to allow in on both casinos. Anyone else get this?

Arito 05-28-2007 02:53 PM

Re: I [censored] hate blackjack
 
Got the $65 one up to $300 before i blew it, and am doing the palace one now and am at $505. Curious to see when I can cash it out though.

hoppscot22 05-28-2007 02:58 PM

Re: I [censored] hate blackjack
 
ran the 65 up to like 700, started betting 200 a hand on two hands, busto obv

god im a degen

zasterguava 05-28-2007 03:47 PM

Re: I [censored] hate blackjack
 
Just downloaded link, wish me luck. I love the way during regsitration you can click to have the casino load up everytime you start your computer-- now that would be degen!

So to cash out you need to wager 35x $65 , right?

Heavens_Myst 05-28-2007 03:53 PM

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doing this, no idea how to play blackjack

zasterguava 05-28-2007 03:55 PM

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doing this, no idea how to play blackjack

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you really dont know how to play blacka
jck?

Haldis 05-28-2007 04:01 PM

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http://www.casinoclassic.com/

you get 500 euro, and 1 hour to play. you can win max 200 euro. after that you need to deposit 20 euro and wager 30x.

i ran it up to 650 euro when the hour was up, waiting for my funds to arrive so i can clear it.

Heavens_Myst 05-28-2007 04:09 PM

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busto, and deleted! anymore?

zasterguava 05-28-2007 04:10 PM

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I dont know whats worse; that you have to be over 21 or that they wouldnt let me change my age to 21!
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5107/casinovl5.jpg

lippy 05-28-2007 04:14 PM

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LOL BALLEr.

1k or busto!

Heavens_Myst 05-28-2007 04:15 PM

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doing this, no idea how to play blackjack

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you really dont know how to play blacka
jck?

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not optimally, for example i got 22 about 5 times and had no idea if i should split or hit

zyrrth 05-28-2007 04:21 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackjack#Basic_strategy

lippy 05-28-2007 04:23 PM

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This is awesome. $25/hand but I can't get over 200, never really go below $100 though. I'm like 50 hands in too. I've really, really defied my RoR.

Dan87 05-28-2007 04:25 PM

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lol gonna own this site, its impossible for you to lose the 65$ at first, id be surprised if it happened

lippy 05-28-2007 04:27 PM

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BUSTO, got up to $290. Busted on 5 straight $50 bets.


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