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Ok, so this happened at a Halloween party from a few years ago.

OBVSLY you couldn't go without a costume so I went to some local store to get a cheap get up. I ended up with a really small, super tight fitting, yellow pokemon type outfit made for kids.

Anyways most of the night was pretty uneventful as I stood in the corner quietly observing all the fine looking women in their revealing outfits. I decided that I'd muster every ounce of man hood I had to try and interact/dance with some chick on the dance floor.

I saw this really attractive looking blonde and started dancing with/on her without her consent. She didn't exactly stop me so I thought I was in! Boy the jubilation, the manhood, the sense of confidence I had rushing through my veins was exhilarating!

Then came a crushing blow that squashed my sense of man-hood and has relegated me to the "person" that I am today. Suddenly, this tall, good looking, extremely "manly" man dressed in a "He-Man" outfit came over to me. He was about 6'3", about a solid 220 pounds rippling with muscles. To say that he was perfect for his costume with even be an understatement. He proceeded to crush my spirit with a few simple but powerful words:

"All right buddy, take a hike"


I looked at the girl with a glint of defeat in my eye and then I looked at the alpha male who had made me submit. There was nothing left for me to do but to walk away in shame with the tail of my Pokemon outfit between my legs.

That was the last Halloween party I have been to.

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pokeowned

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lol EricWaments

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Damn kinda rough there man. sometimes when dealing w/ women (being rejected) you have to let taht [censored] roll of your shoulders, forget your stupid ego. How old are you, whens the last time u got laid??

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Damn kinda rough there man. sometimes when dealing w/ women (being rejected) you have to let taht [censored] roll of your shoulders, forget your stupid ego. How old are you, whens the last time u got laid??

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Ok, so this happened at a Halloween party from a few years ago.

OBVSLY you couldn't go without a costume so I went to some local store to get a cheap get up. I ended up with a really small, super tight fitting, yellow pokemon type outfit made for kids.



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LoL this was mistake #1

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why is this such an embarrassing situation?

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haha
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

funny, but it could happen to me lol.
been dating this girl for so long i dont even know how to talk to a random girl anymore.

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EricW, I used to hate you but I think I finally understand you.

Godspeed.

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Ok, so this happened at a Halloween party from a few years ago.

OBVSLY you couldn't go without a costume so I went to some local store to get a cheap get up. I ended up with a really small, super tight fitting, yellow pokemon type outfit made for kids.

Anyways most of the night was pretty uneventful as I stood in the corner quietly observing all the fine looking women in their revealing outfits. I decided that I'd muster every ounce of man hood I had to try and interact/dance with some chick on the dance floor.

I saw this really attractive looking blonde and started dancing with/on her without her consent. She didn't exactly stop me so I thought I was in! Boy the jubilation, the manhood, the sense of confidence I had rushing through my veins was exhilarating!

Then came a crushing blow that squashed my sense of man-hood and has relegated me to the "person" that I am today. Suddenly, this tall, good looking, extremely "manly" man dressed in a "He-Man" outfit came over to me. He was about 6'3", about a solid 220 pounds rippling with muscles. To say that he was perfect for his costume with even be an understatement. He proceeded to crush my spirit with a few simple but powerful words:

"All right buddy, take a hike"


I looked at the girl with a glint of defeat in my eye and then I looked at the alpha male who had made me submit. There was nothing left for me to do but to walk away in shame with the tail of my Pokemon outfit between my legs.

That was the last Halloween party I have been to.

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You just described the first 1/3rd of every movie made in the 80's (before you flame many forget the costume party scene from commando where Bennet dressed as He-man pushes Arnold dressed as ET off of Alyssa Milano).

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happens to me everyday and twice on saturdays

you learn to like it after awhile

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Someone email this to Pathetic Geek Stories already, this is perfect!:

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http://www.patheticgeekstories.com/howtosubmit.html

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lol nh jimm

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I would love to see He-Man taking on Pokermon..

EricW delivers again, he makes us all feel better about ourselves, what a guy.

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I saw this really attractive looking blonde and started dancing with/on her without her consent. She didn't exactly stop me so I thought I was in! Boy the jubilation, the manhood, the sense of confidence I had rushing through my veins was exhilarating!

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! He strikes again! Every1 say the name... <font color="blue"> Eric DOUBLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!111! </font>

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you should have cast thunderbolt

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Ok, so this happened at a Halloween party from a few years ago.

OBVSLY you couldn't go without a costume so I went to some local store to get a cheap get up. I ended up with a really small, super tight fitting, yellow pokemon type outfit made for kids.

Anyways most of the night was pretty uneventful as I stood in the corner quietly observing all the fine looking women in their revealing outfits. I decided that I'd muster every ounce of man hood I had to try and interact/dance with some chick on the dance floor.

I saw this really attractive looking blonde and started dancing with/on her without her consent. She didn't exactly stop me so I thought I was in! Boy the jubilation, the manhood, the sense of confidence I had rushing through my veins was exhilarating!

Then came a crushing blow that squashed my sense of man-hood and has relegated me to the "person" that I am today. Suddenly, this tall, good looking, extremely "manly" man dressed in a "He-Man" outfit came over to me. He was about 6'3", about a solid 220 pounds rippling with muscles. To say that he was perfect for his costume with even be an understatement. He proceeded to crush my spirit with a few simple but powerful words:

"All right buddy, take a hike"


I looked at the girl with a glint of defeat in my eye and then I looked at the alpha male who had made me submit. There was nothing left for me to do but to walk away in shame with the tail of my Pokemon outfit between my legs.

That was the last Halloween party I have been to.

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You just described the first 1/3rd of every movie made in the 80's (before you flame many forget the costume party scene from commando where Bennet dressed as He-man pushes Arnold dressed as ET off of Alyssa Milano).

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?? I assure you that this happened to me.

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Damn kinda rough there man. sometimes when dealing w/ women (being rejected) you have to let taht [censored] roll of your shoulders, forget your stupid ego. How old are you, whens the last time u got laid??

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Son, we live in a world that has threads, and those threads have to be started by men with emotions. Whose gonna do it? You? You, KidVegas72? EricW has a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.

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I was wearing a Hulk Hogan outfit u [censored].

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ericw, ur my fav poster.

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EricW I want to bend you over and bang you so hard you prolapse your anus

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EricW 4 Prezident.

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Damn kinda rough there man. sometimes when dealing w/ women (being rejected) you have to let taht [censored] roll of your shoulders, forget your stupid ego. How old are you, whens the last time u got laid??

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Son, we live in a world that has threads, and those threads have to be started by men with emotions. Whose gonna do it? You? You, KidVegas72? EricW has a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.

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lol ya i didnt realize who i was dealing with, im not good enough to help. He needs professional help...

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Damn kinda rough there man. sometimes when dealing w/ women (being rejected) you have to let taht [censored] roll of your shoulders, forget your stupid ego. How old are you, whens the last time u got laid??

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Son, we live in a world that has threads, and those threads have to be started by men with emotions. Whose gonna do it? You? You, KidVegas72? EricW has a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.

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lol ya i didnt realize who i was dealing with, im not good enough to help. He needs professional euthanization ...

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fyp

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Somehow, i don't think op is joking. Dude, you need confidence. Dont buy a help book. Start with your physical. Work out. Not to get big, but to get mentally tough. Max Run, pushups, situps, pullups for 3 weeks. Eat at whole foods, take a centrum, and get some sun too. Exercise and the outdoors are like cocaine, they can make you think you're superman. While you're doing that, start using proactive ASAP. I haven't seen you, but I'm sure you have skin problems. Also, you should build something whether its a dog house, shelf or etc. Hang out with friends. You'd be amazed how you feel about yourself in 3 weeks.

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EricW,

If you're ever in LA, I'll show you some stuff that'll help you win a fight.

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you should have cast thunderbolt

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snowball, we need to spam the forum with fighting threads until they give us an fight forum.

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EricW,

If you're ever in LA, I'll show you some stuff that'll help you win a fight.

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The only viable solution to your problems is steroids.

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Eric, if you come down to Oregon next Halloween we could hang out and go to a party with lots of booze and people. It's really the perfect environment for studying humans, drunk people are so much more open to talking about themselves than sober ones. Think about it.

Drizzle

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Can I come? I can pull off a mean Ron Jeremy if I grow a sweet mustache.

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Definitely. The more the merrier.

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when are you me and bmwguy going to mexico to hunt ufos?

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Eric, if you come down to Oregon next Halloween we could hang out and go to a party with lots of booze and people. It's really the perfect environment for studying humans, drunk people are so much more open to talking about themselves than sober ones. Think about it.

Drizzle

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K, but I don't drink though. You and ed can drink all you guys want; I promise I won't take advantage of you two [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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what the [censored] is wrong with u, eriCwuss

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when are you me and bmwguy going to mexico to hunt ufos?

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We could do it right after Halloween, EricW and Ed and I could all drive down and pick you guys up along the way. I hear Mexican women are very nice.

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Does anyone else remember when EricW was a real poster? I do.

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when are you me and bmwguy going to mexico to hunt ufos?

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We could do it right after Halloween, EricW and Ed and I could all drive down and pick you guys up along the way. I hear Mexican women are very nice.

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i live in OC can i come? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]