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Blood Writing/Huggles/Anything?
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I'm guessing she's still [censored] crazy.
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i went to mcdonalds tonight and ordered a number 1 with no pickles...she asked me if i wanted to supersize it for just 85 cents
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Played at the B a lot the last few days, didn't see her. Prob bustoooo.
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working for some more satillite buyins
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married and living happily ever after [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Sex Tape with big poker names hopefully
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You know all of you would watch a Doyle and Brandi sex tape. It might be completely disgusting, but it would be impossible not to watch.
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definitely not
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I'll ask her once I remove my [censored] from her mouf.
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Funny how her hair is down in every pic since I started a BBV thread where I called her out for always having corn rows. I am teh Brandi fashion consultant.
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who cares about this biyatch
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I'll bite.
Three weeks ago, I was "studying" for my last set of exams before graduating from law school. For the uninitiated, this means that I was thumbing through outlines while folding hand after hand in a 1/3 NL game at my local casino. On this particular evening, I took a seat in the game and noticed a hot looking chick in the ten seat. I know just about everyone who ever plays in this room (outside of Cincinnati, Ohio), and I had definitely never seen this girl in there before tonight. She had on a low cut top, and I thought that she would make good eye candy for the next few hours . . . Then, the yapping started. This broad loves to talk! About herself! Constantly!! My ipod was having mechanical problems, so I had to rely on the noise cancellation on my headphones for relief. They usually block out most chatter . . . but they were useless in this case. Stories about her travels around the world. How she donates 25% of her winnings to charity?!? Who is this chick? Next, a semi-friend of mine comes to the table. He chats her up. She touches his arm. They go get coffee and return giggling . . . I overhear something about 2+2, and the posts about her there . . . could it be??? Next, there is a mention of a high finish in a tournament at Bellagio . . . could it really be?? I'm still not sure it's her. She bets . . . and then shows everyone her hand after they all fold . . . more yapping about her great hand reading skills. I remember someone mentioning how she liked to do that. I'm trying to stare without looking like I'm staring . . . it really looks like her. Finally, she mentions that Full Tilt is probably going to be sponsoring her in this year's WSOP. She leaves the table to do whatever, and I ask my semi-friend what her name is. "Brandy Haw-something. She's a pro-and totally hot too, don't you think?" I ask whether he's ever read the forums at 2+2, and he says no, although Brandy had apparently mentioned all of the lies that were written about her there. I told him that the threads about her were must-reads, and completely hilarious. Brandy was apparently in the area visiting a friend in Dayton, Ohio (approx 1 hr from Cincinnati). She was there each of the next two evenings, and then, as quickly as she had arrived, she was gone . . . Michael |
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I'll bite. [/ QUOTE ] So the forthcoming marriage in Mexico never actually happened then? |
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How she donates 25% of her winnings to charity?!? [/ QUOTE ] ahahahahaha. i guess technically she's not lying, but that's hilarious. |
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My god. FT is going to stake her in a tournament? her ass will be sore for weeks after taking it from every shareholder at FT.
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She will probably just pretend to be staked by FT. She has a few of the FT patches at home. She'll get a "friend' to stake her.
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FWIW, I have seen her in each of my monthly Vegas trips this year...Venetian and Bellagio. I'm guessing she is there all the time and cause she is young and reasonably cute(a 7/10) that she has no trouble getting staked so really she is never out of action.
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It was getting to be about time for her to drop another 2+2 bombshell of sorts. Maybe a V.O.B. story instead of P.O.B. this time?
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what is VOB and POB?
(also, what is leveling?) thanks |
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Brandi got fatlipped
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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.
Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 |
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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty. Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 [/ QUOTE ] LOL, you are odd |
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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty. Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 [/ QUOTE ] post more plz |
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Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. [/ QUOTE ] This is a huge mistake. These conservative exteriors often hide twisted monkey freaks. But she may never let you know, afraid you'll freak out. Always suggest the freaky stuff. Also, if you're doing the "relations" right, even if she hates the suggestion, there's no way she stopping everything to slap you and kick you out of bed. Also life's too short to be with someone who won't indulge in some relatively normal nastiness. (I assume by artificial objects you weren't talking live chickens or something). Also, and my final word on the subject. Never sleep on the couch unless its your own idea. --Zetack |
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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty. Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 [/ QUOTE ] lol you were having "relations" with her. hahahahhahah |
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[ QUOTE ] I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty. Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 [/ QUOTE ] lol you were having "relations" with her. hahahahhahah [/ QUOTE ] missionary as a matter of fact |
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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty. Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 [/ QUOTE ] Stop being so boring. I guarantee you your girlfriend thinks YOU are uncreative in bed and wish she had a guy that would be more sexual. Next time, grab the closest TV remote control or something and stick it in her. |
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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty. Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business. But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet. I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow. Just my .02 [/ QUOTE ] thank you so much!!!! |
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"Three weeks ago, I was "studying" for my last set of exams before graduating from law school. For the uninitiated, this means that I was thumbing through outlines while folding hand after hand in a 1/3 NL game at my local casino."
Good form. |
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