Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
 

This evening i got rather shocked when my father told me with a face filled with sadness and contempt that someone had scratched his new car.
Before leaving he turned around and said "there is such evil in the world".
I have never before heard my father use the word evil in any context and this time he chose to use it when discussing the tragic events of our new car.
I honestly did not know whether to laugh or laugh. I did neither but remained blank.
I understand his sadness that someone would do such a pointless act to something he paid for and values.
But to use the word evil, in this case, considering the things that takes place on a daily basis around the world left me speechless.

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GF: Wanna try anal?

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If someone intentionally scratched his car, that certainly qualifies as evil by my book. Admittedly, there are much worse things to be getting upset about that happen every day. All this really says though is that your father is a pretty self-centered.

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Me: Scott (my brother) does coke?

Dad: Yeah, but not enough to hurt him.

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Wife: I hate you.

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GF: We're through

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i feel with your dad OP, some little kid threw a tennis ball at my car, i got out and bitched him out because hes a dumb little kid and im much larger and stronger than him.

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Me: Scott (my brother) does coke?

Dad: Yeah, but not enough to hurt him.

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Haha, that's brilliant

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But to use the word evil, in this case, considering the things that takes place on a daily basis around the world left me speechless.

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If I were king of the world, malicious vandalism of a new vehicle would be punishable by death.

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My 17 year old brother talking to my dad:

Brother: "I would hate going to prison. No way I could do it."

Dad: "Oh yeah, you would completely be someone's bitch."

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What's more chickensh!t than fvkking with another man's automobile?

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GF: Did you just see that commercial with Lebron? He was hitting shot after shot from 90ft away!

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Sister: "Um... where's Congress?"

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After finding son's stash:

Who taught you how to do this stuff?

Son: From you, alright!? I learned it from watching you!

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GF: Wanna try anal?

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Did it hurt when she stuck it in you?

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I'm sixteen years old, and watching the Womens Finals from Wimbledon. My Dad is in the next room. All he hears is women grunting loudly, and Skin-imax hasn't been invented yet.

DAD: (enters living room) What the hell are you watching?

ME: Tennis.

DAD: Oh. (He stays and watches a point, probably the first tennis he's ever watched.) Who are these girls?

ME: Chris Evert and Martina Navratalova (this is the year Martina came out of the closet, something that simply wasn't done back then).

DAD: (after watching another point) Which one's Nav'talova?

ME: That one.

DAD: (checks her out) She eats pussy, you know.

ME: (way to shocked to respond, as my parents had never mentioned or even acknowledged sex to this point in my life)

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youtalk,

hahaha

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Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me:

"I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again."

Ray

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.

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Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me:

"I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again."

Ray

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?????????

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.

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that is pretty tough

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After finding son's stash:

Who taught you how to do this stuff?

Son: From you, alright!? I learned it from watching you!

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Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me:

"I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again."

Ray

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?????????

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I was flabbergasted. She followed it up with "Well, lately all you've been doing is playing poker, and I like it when you're not fixated on just one thing."

I still don't quite get it either, but hey, I'm not complaining. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ray

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Answering this for my Dad:

When I told him that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone after him and my Mom divorced after 25 years of marriage.

He blushed.

T

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.

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pleasepleaseplease be true.

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.

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what time was it?

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I'm sixteen years old, and watching the Womens Finals from Wimbledon. My Dad is in the next room. All he hears is women grunting loudly, and Skin-imax hasn't been invented yet.

DAD: (enters living room) What the hell are you watching?

ME: Tennis.

DAD: Oh. (He stays and watches a point, probably the first tennis he's ever watched.) Who are these girls?

ME: Chris Evert and Martina Navratalova (this is the year Martina came out of the closet, something that simply wasn't done back then).

DAD: (after watching another point) Which one's Nav'talova?

ME: That one.

DAD: (checks her out) She eats pussy, you know.

ME: (way to shocked to respond, as my parents had never mentioned or even acknowledged sex to this point in my life)

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Hahahahahaha!

Winner.

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.


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lolpwnt

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Mom: "Better that 100 innocent people go to jail than 1 pedophile go free."

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If someone intentionally scratched his car, that certainly qualifies as evil by my book. Admittedly, there are much worse things to be getting upset about that happen every day. All this really says though is that your father is a pretty self-centered.

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The impulse to do evil is expressed different ways, but it's the same impulse.

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A lot of good stuff so far. Icepick you should have a chat with your mom.

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From one brother: I'm sorry about all that stuff when we were kids.

From my dad, talking with him about the difference in age between him and my mom: I wouldn't do it again.

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Icepick you should have a chat with your mom.

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Oh, we did. Her position hasn't changed.

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.


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lolpwnt

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Hilarious dad. I think there's probably a line forming up to be adopted by him.

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Icepick you should have a chat with your mom.

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Oh, we did. Her position hasn't changed.

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There should be ways to take people like your mom off of the jury duty list.

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Dad: Next time you visit your doctor get a sample of Viagra
Me: Why?
Dad: It really does last for hours. Your mother.....
Me [hands over ears]: LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa.............

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Have posted this before, but still a winner....

Walking down the beach in Aruba, day 1 of honeymoon, I see a topless sunbather 20 yards ahead.

Me: Honey, that woman doesn't have her top on?!?
Her: Want to borrow my sunglasses?

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My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad.

Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney?

Me: Yeah, so what?

Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that.

Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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My Mom: "I thought California was more than 50% gay"

And her with respect to the civil rights movement: "I really never knew that happened when I was younger"

My Sister: "Of course cavemen are still around" (she was 18 at the time)

My Dad in response to my serious question as to why he married my Mom: "I dont know.... pass"... I respect my Dad

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My Sister: "Of course cavemen are still around" (she was 18 at the time)

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