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ChodezillaIsBack 05-19-2007 10:31 PM

Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
Im gonna drive to the West Side and rob a drug dealer. Then i will take his smack and sell it on the streets to cover my buyin for the sunday Million. Maybe ill sell enuff to play in the Warm Up as well. Wish me luck

The Velour Fog 05-19-2007 10:34 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
pretty solid plan. good luck!!

Lego05 05-19-2007 10:35 PM

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Im gonna drive to the West Side and rob a drug dealer. Then i will take his smack and sell it on the streets to cover my buyin for the sunday Million. Maybe ill sell enuff to play in the Warm Up as well. Wish me luck

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Why don't you just wait till he sells it all then rob him and take the money. Less time and less risk.

ChodezillaIsBack 05-19-2007 10:36 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
I will have Mace with me and a sharp knife

ChodezillaIsBack 05-19-2007 10:38 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
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Im gonna drive to the West Side and rob a drug dealer. Then i will take his smack and sell it on the streets to cover my buyin for the sunday Million. Maybe ill sell enuff to play in the Warm Up as well. Wish me luck

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Why don't you just wait till he sells it all then rob him and take the money. Less time and less risk.

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Never thought of that im on TILT. Or should i go to a gym and rob peoples lockers?

DefThreats 05-19-2007 10:39 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
This is how most poker players start their rolls, GL.

Dan87 05-19-2007 10:40 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
poor boy stealin crack
[censored] [censored] wanna jack
[censored] tight no slack
just bought into the sunday mil

Nonfiction 05-19-2007 10:41 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
Ivey got his start slanging

BallinPro 05-19-2007 10:41 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
BEAT no one would by crack from you cause they don't know you. BRAG you get a lot of crack. VARIANCE you go with you knife and mase and get shot or you do end up robbing him then you lose in the sunday million and tilt away the rest

The Velour Fog 05-19-2007 10:54 PM

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This is how most poker players start their rolls, GL.

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oh i remember how i robbed my first crack dealer. a small timer trying to build my roll. how time flies by

tufat23 05-19-2007 10:58 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
i robbed an old couple to start my poker roll. i know its not morally correct but there arent that many crack dealers where i live

ChodezillaIsBack 05-19-2007 11:10 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
CountDown to robbing about 45 minutes. Im leaving and driving to find one.

Barretboy 05-19-2007 11:11 PM

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CountDown to robbing about 45 minutes. Im leaving and driving to find one.

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Make sure you take pictures.

b33nz 05-19-2007 11:23 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
trip report?

nath 05-19-2007 11:32 PM

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Yeah this is totally plausible

BallinPro 05-19-2007 11:32 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
lol the trip report should be on front page of the newspaper of his aren " Man shot 22 times while trying to steal crack" sub head line " which wasn't really crack just a poor man's sugar"

Conspire 05-20-2007 12:19 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
If u live in Florida let me know I can put u in the right direction to some slangers that dont take proper precaution, its like shooting fish in a barrel. I charge a 25% finders fee. HoLLa

RikaKazak 05-20-2007 12:24 AM

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pretty solid plan. good luck!!

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T50_Omaha8 05-20-2007 12:28 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
smack ain't crack brah

rakemeplz 05-20-2007 12:42 AM

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This is how SNOWBALL138 start his roll, GL.

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FYP

1968 05-20-2007 01:20 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
you can never be too careful
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pdoran10 05-20-2007 01:27 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
I'm at the bar. Who to rob BBv?

ChodezillaIsBack 05-20-2007 05:21 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
The robbing went bad when they guy i crept behind kicked me in the face. Then his buddy came and i got my moms car windows smashed. They let me go but i guess im down cuz the windows arent cheap. At least they didnt take the $$$ i had in the car some $500. And u will say why dont i charge the $215, its b/c i have no credit card or debit. So maybe i will stand in front of a GameStop and steal videogame systems from defenseless children. and then resell them on EBAY or some other game store

Ratamahatta 05-20-2007 07:34 AM

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lol, awesome post!

illuminati 05-20-2007 07:36 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
im broke

im a idiot i blew my 100 dollars in a 5 10 cent game last night and im broke and the week before that i had my bankroll up to 290 and lost that in the 1 2 game in 15 minutes so im angry now and my mom keeps telling me your a [censored] idiot ull never make it in poker so does everyone else but all of u will see and when im rich ill invite everyone on myspace friends to a hudge party

KSOT 05-20-2007 08:24 AM

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im broke

im a idiot i blew my 100 dollars in a 5 10 cent game last night and im broke and the week before that i had my bankroll up to 290 and lost that in the 1 2 game in 15 minutes so im angry now and my mom keeps telling me your a [censored] idiot ull never make it in poker so does everyone else but all of u will see and when im rich ill invite everyone on myspace friends to a hudge party

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I don't mean to offend you, but get a job. There is no hope for you.

Chump Change 05-20-2007 11:17 AM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
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Im gonna drive to the West Side and rob a drug dealer. Then i will take his smack and sell it on the streets to cover my buyin for the sunday Million. Maybe ill sell enuff to play in the Warm Up as well. Wish me luck

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Crack and smack are two different things. Just a heads up with some pertinent information that will help with the success of this endeavor. Good luck.

retep 05-20-2007 12:55 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
Chode, I will will roll you for the Sunday Millions.

thebeebster 05-20-2007 03:15 PM

Re: Selling crack for the Sunday Million
 
beat: golf got cancelled due to rain.
beat: post in mttc that said someone should buy me into the M, now that i have time, got deleted.
brag: offer now good for bbv! huge overlay yo. i don't suck.


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