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jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 07:46 PM

I want to die
 
I got to play in my first live tournament today (I'm 17), $40 Buy In, top 5 got payed out of 58 people. I got to the final table with average chip stack (9 people.) 3 got out quick. 6 left. Some short stack is down to their last blind. She wins with A 2. Next hand, big stack calls two all ins with a flush and open ended straight draw. One short stack has a pair of eights, the even shorter stack had AA on their last blind (what are the fkn odds.) Of course no one hit, so the AA won, AA had to be like a 3:1 dog. I get JJ, raise 3xBB (most of my stack) behind me raises all in, I fold, they show AA. So I am down to nothing and am all in with 4 8 os against QQ. Flop was Q33. I get bubble. I have gotten bubble 12 times out of my last twenty tourneys with 1 cash for 2nd. No fkn lie. I walk out (obv upset) and wait for my dad. Now he's pissed cause I "embarrased him" even though I thought I handled it well. My life is a joke.
Also-I was not all in ONCE till the last hand, I NEVER caught when I called an all-in, and I folded JJx2 and QQ pre-flop twice and the other people had AA all three times. I didnt have KK or AA once.

mike28 05-19-2007 07:49 PM

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QQ

WhiteShoelaces 05-19-2007 07:50 PM

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QQQ

N 82 50 24 05-19-2007 07:52 PM

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Also-I was not all in ONCE till the last hand, I NEVER caught when I called an all-in, and I folded JJx2 and QQ pre-flop twice and the other people had AA all three times. I didnt have KK or AA once.

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I love these details at the end of every tourney story.

Heavens_Myst 05-19-2007 07:52 PM

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lol ur dad was embarassed of you, LOLDADAMENTS

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 07:53 PM

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Also-I was not all in ONCE till the last hand, I NEVER caught when I called an all-in, and I folded JJx2 and QQ pre-flop twice and the other people had AA all three times. I didnt have KK or AA once.

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I love these details at the end of every tourney story.

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Probably think I am lying, understandably. I wouldn't have cared as much if I got lucky to be there.

obiedman 05-19-2007 07:58 PM

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wow man that JJ fold sounds incredible. if you want, i could def stake you for the big tournies online. we could start tomorrow with all the majors. let me know

obiedman 05-19-2007 08:01 PM

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i take that back... we cana ctually start tonight with the stuper if you want, we'll be missing out on so much money if we take tonight off!

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 08:01 PM

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wow man that JJ fold sounds incredible. if you want, i could def stake you for the big tournies online. we could start tomorrow with all the majors. let me know

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You are an idiot.

roaaahhh 05-19-2007 08:02 PM

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lol ur dad was embarassed of you, LOLDADAMENTS

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awesome

obiedman 05-19-2007 08:03 PM

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wow man that JJ fold sounds incredible. if you want, i could def stake you for the big tournies online. we could start tomorrow with all the majors. let me know

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You are an idiot.

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i disagree

hemstock 05-19-2007 08:08 PM

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Lets all be jerks to a 17year old

LuckyLloyd 05-19-2007 08:12 PM

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You are 17. Don't worry about it. Enjoy the other things in your life tomorrow. Cause there is plenty of stuff to look forward to outside of poker. Believe me.

And hard luck.

saucyspade19 05-19-2007 08:15 PM

Re: I want to die
 
play cash games

zasterguava 05-19-2007 08:15 PM

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Brag: you passed as 21

Will. 05-19-2007 08:34 PM

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wtf? how did you embarrass your dad? what an [censored].

so sick bro 05-19-2007 08:47 PM

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I would be embarrassed of my son too if he said he wanted to die because he bubbled a 40 dollar freezeout rofl

joes28 05-19-2007 09:48 PM

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it sounds like you have excellent reading skills. You should go to vegas when u turn 18. You have potential (que the you have potential pic).

His Boy Elroy 05-19-2007 09:49 PM

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you dont actually want to die, it was forty [censored] dollars. think of everything else in the world, then think of forty furckin dollars

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 09:54 PM

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I should have cleared that up, "I want to die" is a figure of speech. What ticks me off the most is that everyone tells me it's all luck and I will "never" win. So, they were right, but not really-I can't explain that to them. Plus, I get ticked off at home, then I get everyone else mad (I think we all experience those days.) Plus, I made a bet at school and owed my Mom some money. Most kids in HS wouldn't pay a bet over what year Akili Smith was drafted for $75, but I hate when others don't pay, so I wanted too. Basically, I got fkd really bad from every angle. Plus I lost most of my online money.

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 09:56 PM

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And to secure my nomination for Best Drama: My Dad says no more poker ever, online, live whatever. This only makes me want to play more, when I am legally able to.
Do I win Best Drama?

yid3655 05-19-2007 09:59 PM

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And to secure my nomination for Best Drama: My Dad says no more poker ever, online, live whatever. This only makes me want to play more, when I am legally able to.
Do I win Best Drama?

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well you had the opportunity to prove yourself...and...err

Anders 05-19-2007 10:06 PM

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And to secure my nomination for Best Drama: My Dad says no more poker ever, online, live whatever. This only makes me want to play more, when I am legally able to.
Do I win Best Drama?

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not even close to best drama unless you and your dad are lovers, and then you miight deserve a nom, if that.

Dan87 05-19-2007 10:09 PM

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id be disgraced if my son folded JJ shorthanded when he was getting odds to call even if he knew his opponent had AA

"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"

professormike 05-19-2007 10:11 PM

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id be disgraced if my son folded JJ shorthanded when he was getting odds to call even if he knew his opponent had AA

"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"

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jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 10:14 PM

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id be disgraced if my son folded JJ shorthanded when he was getting odds to call even if he knew his opponent had AA

"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"

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When did I mention short handed? My Dad doesn't play poker, that's part of the reason why he doesn't understand.

Dan87 05-19-2007 10:14 PM

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do you understand that the JJ fold was terrible?

i feel like im being tricked

and final 6 is short handed

obiedman 05-19-2007 10:17 PM

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id be disgraced if my son folded JJ shorthanded when he was getting odds to call even if he knew his opponent had AA

"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"

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When did I mention short handed? My Dad doesn't play poker, that's part of the reason why he doesn't understand.

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when you said that 3 had been knocked out since the ft started and you were now 6 handed? do you even know what you posted?

also stop whining because you lost 40 bucks at a tournament and 75 on some bet about akili smith. there are a ton of people on here who lost a [censored] load more today, myself included. you'll get over it, wake up tomorrow and realize it doesn't really matter. stop whining plzkthx

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 10:22 PM

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id be disgraced if my son folded JJ shorthanded when he was getting odds to call even if he knew his opponent had AA

"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"

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When did I mention short handed? My Dad doesn't play poker, that's part of the reason why he doesn't understand.

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when you said that 3 had been knocked out since the ft started and you were now 6 handed? do you even know what you posted?

also stop whining because you lost 40 bucks at a tournament and 75 on some bet about akili smith. there are a ton of people on here who lost a [censored] load more today, myself included. you'll get over it, wake up tomorrow and realize it doesn't really matter. stop whining plzkthx

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JJ to AA was earlier on. I shouldn't have explained this situation, only some of you would understand. Now this is borderline Dr. Phil stuff.

iveyleague24 05-19-2007 10:35 PM

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"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"


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lmao, beautiful

Nonfiction 05-19-2007 10:40 PM

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How many weeks allowance was that?

BallinPro 05-19-2007 10:52 PM

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i say you need to play to win and not play just to cash. even though if i every make to WSOP main event i will be playing to cash lol maybe this is my year.

Monolith 05-19-2007 10:56 PM

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Your dad's a jerk, you're only 17, so loosen up, my god, man, first tourney, and you bubble? So effin what, you'll have many, many more, worse finishes. It's only $40, and that's what? Two weeks allowance?

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 10:57 PM

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How many weeks allowance was that?

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No allowance. Was poker/job money, since they are in the bank together. Not much $$ in bank now though because I had to pay a few thousand for a car, mother's day gift etc. etc.

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 10:59 PM

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Your dad's a jerk, you're only 17, so loosen up, my god, man, first tourney, and you bubble? So effin what, you'll have many, many more, worse finishes. It's only $40, and that's what? Two weeks allowance?

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He is not normally a jerk at all. It was run by a church organization and my Dad knew all the guys. All them drinking didn't help either. I was the only kid there.

DMoogle 05-19-2007 11:02 PM

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id be disgraced if my son folded JJ shorthanded when he was getting odds to call even if he knew his opponent had AA

"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"

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When did I mention short handed? My Dad doesn't play poker, that's part of the reason why he doesn't understand.

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when you said that 3 had been knocked out since the ft started and you were now 6 handed? do you even know what you posted?

also stop whining because you lost 40 bucks at a tournament and 75 on some bet about akili smith. there are a ton of people on here who lost a [censored] load more today, myself included. you'll get over it, wake up tomorrow and realize it doesn't really matter. stop whining plzkthx

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JJ to AA was earlier on. I shouldn't have explained this situation, only some of you would understand. Now this is borderline Dr. Phil stuff.

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The hell do you mean by that? Folding JJ just because you know your opponent has AA is terrible WHEN you're pot committed, which you said you were ("I raised 3xBB for most of my stack").

P.S. When your stack gets <10xBBs, you should usually just shove.

jonwanchalk 05-19-2007 11:22 PM

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JJ to AA was earlier on. I shouldn't have explained this situation, only some of you would understand. Now this is borderline Dr. Phil stuff.

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The hell do you mean by that? Folding JJ just because you know your opponent has AA is terrible WHEN you're pot committed, which you said you were ("I raised 3xBB for most of my stack").

P.S. When your stack gets <10xBBs, you should usually just shove.

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I was not referring to my play, but just about everything else that happened. I understand what you are saying about my bets. It was shorthanded after all as well, which I disputed above.

B00T 05-20-2007 12:01 AM

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A+++++ thread

Oxy 05-20-2007 12:52 AM

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"YOU LOST EQUITY SON, EQUITY!!!"


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lmao, beautiful

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T50_Omaha8 05-20-2007 01:19 AM

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I get JJ, raise 3xBB (most of my stack) behind me raises all in, I fold, they show AA. So I am down to nothing and am all in with 4 8 os against QQ. Flop was Q33. I get bubble.

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JJ to AA was earlier on.

[/ QUOTE ] It sounds like JJ to AA was the second to last hand.

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I shouldn't have explained this situation, only some of you would understand.

[/ QUOTE ] Right, but you do not appear to be among the people who understand.

Although I do feel for you in a way. When I was a fish the first live NL200 game I ever played (a huge shot for me) ended with me getting bottom set in against top pair. He runner runnered the boat. Granted that was for several times the money, but...


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