should i go pro or keep landscaping? #2 update
 

Ok guys.. so this is what happenned to me this last two months, I lost my 1010 after 23 mins in pokerstars on 5 10 nl so I decided to take a break from poker and i had to get my hours back in my landscape job which sucked because it was very hot .. last week my boss told me to weedwack this sidewalk on irvine street and an accident happenned and i lost my right hands thumb, the one i use to move mouse. because i dont have legal paperwork i cannot be insuranced so my boss said he would give me 2000 to forget about it so i got lucky.. i had to pay my boss 200 to take me to the hospital. now i cant work for a while and i m going to start playin poker again which is what i truly love [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. Id like to know whats best for 1800 roll on stars.

100+9 sngs ? i m not sure about sit n gos because my hand hurts and i cant move mouse fast to play 17 tables of them at a time

or 25 50 nl short handed? im really good in nl shorthanded if u read post above u ll understand


i have not read poker books so please give me advice on what to do to become rich fast guys

thank you



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Re: should i go pro or keep landscaping? #2 update
 

pro fo sho

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an accident happenned and i lost my right hands thumb


or 25 50 nl short handed? im really good in nl shorthanded

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LOL

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an accident happenned and i lost my right hands thumb


or 25 50 nl short handed? im really good in nl shorthanded

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LOL took me awhile to get this one.

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A+ would read again.

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LOL [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Funniest thing I've read all week

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I'm sorry for the loss of your thumb, but I can see you are keeping a sense of humor. Good luck.

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LOL

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an accident happenned and i lost my right hands thumb


or 25 50 nl short handed? im really good in nl shorthanded

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LOL

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The thumb was great, but the picture is a dead giveaway...rofl...

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Nice work, Detective. You've really got a knack for ferreting out these imposters.

FWIW, I think the OP is for real but I think he's using a pic of someone else. That haircut is way too cool for a 2+2er.

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such a great post

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Nice work, Detective. You've really got a knack for ferreting out these imposters.

FWIW, I think the OP is for real but I think he's using a pic of someone else. That haircut is way too cool for a 2+2er.

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I think you got 2nd leveled.

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Good followup. The first one from months ago was a clasic post though.

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where do I begin? you lost your thumb, but only got 2k for it, you had to pay your boss to take you to the hospital, you only have 1800, and you're thinking about playing $100 sng's; I smell BS. If this is on the level, then you really need to stop playing poker, man. You're gonna end up on the street...

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where do I begin? you lost your thumb, but only got 2k for it, you had to pay your boss to take you to the hospital, you only have 1800, and you're thinking about playing $100 sng's; I smell BS. If this is on the level, then you really need to stop playing poker, man. You're gonna end up on the street...

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You sir are incredibly naive.

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Nice work, Detective. You've really got a knack for ferreting out these imposters.

FWIW, I think the OP is for real but I think he's using a pic of someone else. That haircut is way too cool for a 2+2er.

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I think you got 2nd leveled.

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unless you got 3rd leveled.

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a+ this was really funny

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Bravo, truly a masterpiece. I am tearing up at how perfect these posts are. Perfect execution, especially with the completely pointless addition of the picture. Great, great post.

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yes yes, grand humor!

NICE HAND SIR!
 

Dear Enrique,

More bad news. I heard your cousin Luis in San Francisco just lost his legs in a wood chipper and now is standing three foot six inches on the stumps of his knees.

The good news is he just turned pro because he mastered $5/10 no limit because he is now SHORT STACKED.

Give us an update #3 ASAP.

Vaya con Dios.

Nineinch

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such gold...the effort and planning that goes into these lately are timeless...

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this is how legends are made!

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I say, cut off your other thumb and join the circus!

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I'm not sure, but I think FullTilt offers a special handicap reward program where users just need to photocopy and fax their physical deformity, along with a current utility bill.
FullTilt's handicap and health team will review your application to assure compliance.
If approved, FullTilt will allow you to use a Thumb BOT program designed to mimic the play of users equipped with all ten digits, thus keeping a level playing for all people of all handicaps who wish to play poker.
GL

PS- The $100 SNGs sound like agood idea. Take 'em down amigo!

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awesome

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If you're willing to sell important body parts like thumbs for $2k, you could just go pro doing that. Google it, there are people (not me mind you) that will pay big money for parts of fingers, etc.

You've got 9 more fingers (don't sell them in whole, rather in knuckle segments) and 10 toes. 1 kidney you don't need, maybe a cornea and part of your liver (pretty sure that grows back anyway.) I think you can get by without a pancreas and if you don't plan on heavy physical exertion maybe minus a lung too. You're sitting on a gold mine my man.

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LOL, Irvine St.? You must live near me

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A+, would read again.

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WE WANT UPDATE # 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!