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I remembered this annoyance after someone mentioned Clonie Gowans result in aussie millions heads up.

Here goes story:

Aussie million $5,000 heads up tournament was limited to 32 people and most people didn't try to buy in until after they busted main event. (It ran at same time) But someone in the full tilt organization was smart enough to buy up the seats they could and tried to manipulate the tournament to be "amatuer" versus "pro" in the first round.

Well, I would be one one of those "amatuers" to get screwed by them. The only thing that saved this tournament was the fact full tilt couldn't get enough pro's in, and I wouldn't accept $9,000 for my seat. Mostly because I travelled all the way from Lithuania just to play this tournament. I didn't want to bother with the main event after getting 8th in a 7 seat fulltilt Freeroll for it. :-)

Brag (maybe wrong forum, ha): http://www.pokerineurope.com/headsup...mp;sitecode=EP

I seem to be an "amatuer" that has a better heads up record than any full tilt pro.

If Greg Raymer is around, maybe he can confirm. He was around.

2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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solid 1st post

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2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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What are you, a fkn narc?

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People should be free to do what they choose. That doesn't mean I can't snicker at one stereotype doing another stereotype.

Public Service annoucement: Every poker player I know that does cocaine has ended up broke, dead, or broke wishing they were dead.


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2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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What are you, a fkn narc?

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Is your real name Woody Deck?

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Yah, I don't have to give myself a gay nickname like "The Elegance" Beavers either. I can be gay on my own real name.
My parents really wanted to name me Cycalona, but I turned out to be a boy.


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I opened that link. Its like one long list of beats.
Except for the 21 jump street dude. Solid brag.

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Woody Deck.....hope you are a better poker player than golfer........also Clonie Gowan is much hotter than you and if she wishes to do cocaine good luck to her!!!!!!!

Also you have limited poker ability from what i have seen on the heads up dvds.

Have you ever played golf with Marc Goodwin??????

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clonie does coke to stay skinny,so its ok.

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clonie does coke to stay skinny,so its ok.

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It's not ok, makes her more ugly than she already is.

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Anyone watch the nbc HU championship? I though Kristy Gazes was doing coke, she looked like she was tripping out every hand especially the one with the quad 6's.

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Kristy Gazes is one big girl. She looked like she could take on Chad Brown. When she picked up Mercier after knocking her out, she looked like a gigantic dude going for a bearhug.

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Is your real name Woody Deck?

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I definitely remember John Caldwell (Poker News) mentioning his name on more than one occasion. Think we all got a laugh.

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I went to an underground game in Austin a couple times, and one of the employees claimed to be Clonie Gowen's daughter. She also had a signed picture of her on the wall in the appartment... I'm pretty sure it must be true becuase who in their right mind would lie about being related to Clonie.....

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I went to an underground game in Austin a couple times, and one of the employees claimed to be Clonnie Gowans's daughter. She also had a signed picture of her on the wall in the appartment... I'm pretty sure it must be true becuase who in their right mind would lie about being related to Clonnie.....

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How old was the girl, because I didn't think Clonie was that old?

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Never played with Marc Goodwin golf, heard him brag about Ivey matches though, made me jealous. I don't play golf anymore, can't phsyically. Marc Goodwin = No chance versus me when I played. Me= No chance of getting hustled by Ivey playing golf. I know exactly what happened in the infamous match, it's no big deal, nothing to worry about.

As for alleged coke whores in sports, Tonya Harding is also hotter than me. I'm very happy for her success.

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Woody Deck.....hope you are a better poker player than golfer........also Clonie Gowan is much hotter than you and if she wishes to do cocaine good luck to her!!!!!!!

Also you have limited poker ability from what i have seen on the heads up dvds.

Have you ever played golf with Marc Goodwin??????

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She's in her mid 40's, old enough to be my mother considering she's from hicktown USA.

Jennifer Tilly is very near 50 while we are calling out women's ages.


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How old was the girl, because I didn't think Clonie was that old?

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FWIW last night on PAD Clonie Gowen said her daughter is about to turn 14 and that she looks like she is 17. (Brag)

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Havent seen her, but i'd hit it.

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LMAO - now that is funny

but honestly who cares about Clonie....

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I went to an underground game in Austin a couple times, and one of the employees claimed to be Clonie Gowen's daughter. She also had a signed picture of her on the wall in the appartment... I'm pretty sure it must be true becuase who in their right mind would lie about being related to Clonie.....

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SIIHP?

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FWIW last night on PAD Clonie Gowen said her daughter is about to turn 14 and that she looks like she is 17. (Brag)

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This chick is about 19-23 or something... I still think it's true somehow.

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Clonie is a retarded name.

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It's actually short for cyclona. Doesn't seem so retarded in comparison, does it?

Also, winner of fewest posts with a custom title?

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2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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But do you have better cleavage?

Ray

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It's actually short for cyclona. Doesn't seem so retarded in comparison, does it?

Also, winner of fewest posts with a custom title?

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In one of her online chat sessions, it was revealed that her actual name is Clownie.

Allegedly.

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She is named after a CYCLONE (think Hurricane in the southern hemisphere)

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She is named after a CYCLONE (think Hurricane in the southern hemisphere)

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But she's from Oklahoma where there aren't hurricanes, just white trash and tornadoes. Cyclone is another less common word for tornado, but it is more common in parts of the midwest.

"Cycalona get the kids in the cellar, ders gonna be a tornayda."