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iMsoLucky0 05-13-2007 08:13 PM

The art of the slowroll.
 
BRAG: Flop nuts vs personal enemy.
BRAG Slowroll.
BEAT: This:

PokerStars Game #9897523282: Tournament #49447910, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/05/13 - 19:49:29 (ET)
Table '49447910 24' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Rowdy Ruckus (3045 in chips)
Seat 2: jusgivithere (10820 in chips)
Seat 3: brsavage (2880 in chips)
Seat 4: Wachovia (2855 in chips)
Seat 5: Ian J (2880 in chips)
Seat 6: hoodini10 (9270 in chips)
Seat 7: make#o#break (4120 in chips)
Seat 8: iMsoLucky0 (12810 in chips)
Seat 9: holla@yoboy (1410 in chips) is sitting out
make#o#break: posts small blind 15
iMsoLucky0: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iMsoLucky0 [3d 4d]
holla@yoboy: folds
Rowdy Ruckus: folds
jusgivithere: folds
brsavage: folds
Wachovia: raises 330 to 360
Ian J: folds
hoodini10: folds
make#o#break: folds
iMsoLucky0: calls 330
*** FLOP *** [6c 5c 2h]
iMsoLucky0: bets 30
Wachovia: raises 2465 to 2495 and is all-in
Player iMsoLucky0 has requested TIME
iMsoLucky0: calls 2465

*** TURN *** [6c 5c 2h] [2d]
Wachovia said, "sighhhh"
*** RIVER *** [6c 5c 2h 2d] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iMsoLucky0: shows [3d 4d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Wachovia: shows [Ac Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
Wachovia collected 5725 from pot
Wachovia said, "or not"

VARIANCE: First and probably last slowroll ever.
Double VARIANCE: rebuy period of tournament, lol.

PerDoom 05-13-2007 08:15 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
Just imagine if you weren't retarded. Life would be good then.

iMsoLucky0 05-13-2007 08:16 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Just imagine if you weren't retarded. Life would be good then.

[/ QUOTE ]

Zing!

greg nice 05-13-2007 08:18 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
wachovia overrates himself giganticly like most tourney donks

iMsoLucky0 05-13-2007 08:19 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
wachovia overrates himself giganticly like most tourney donks

[/ QUOTE ]

There is a reason I chose him to slowroll...

holdme 05-13-2007 08:20 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
lol

Spechel EDD 05-13-2007 08:20 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
lol

AE6 05-13-2007 08:46 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
i can't help but feel that your preflop play is suboptimal

so sick bro 05-13-2007 08:49 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
http://www.pocketfives.com/gifs/2453...108F77A808.gif

so sick bro 05-13-2007 08:49 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
his smile says it all

Teh1337zor 05-13-2007 08:52 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
sick min lead on flop

sightless 05-13-2007 09:09 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
nice hand

d0nkaments 05-13-2007 10:59 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
nh

EmpireMaker2 05-13-2007 11:01 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pocketfives.com/gifs/2453...108F77A808.gif

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Wow that warrants a slowroll itself

MrTimCaum 05-13-2007 11:02 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
lol once i saw it was a wachovia hand i knew he had to have AA


nothing like 5/3/.5 donkament players

TStoneMBD 05-13-2007 11:03 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[x] excellent display of karmic balance.
[x] chips do not have cash value; dr.

augie_ 05-13-2007 11:09 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
lolzies

aditya 05-13-2007 11:11 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pocketfives.com/gifs/2453...108F77A808.gif

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Wow that warrants a slowroll itself

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is that?

MrTimCaum 05-13-2007 11:12 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pocketfives.com/gifs/2453...108F77A808.gif

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Wow that warrants a slowroll itself

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is that?

[/ QUOTE ]

wachovia

iMsoLucky0 05-13-2007 11:23 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
My favorite response is still the first one.

iMsoLucky0 05-13-2007 11:29 PM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
Or maybe this one:

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pocketfives.com/gifs/2453...108F77A808.gif

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BigMac1082 05-14-2007 12:53 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pocketfives.com/gifs/2453...108F77A808.gif

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He is a master of the pedo-smile

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=spot_the_pedo

willw9 05-14-2007 12:56 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
what a table

Spechel EDD 05-14-2007 12:58 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
is he really 5/3.5 cause daaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

so sick bro 05-14-2007 01:05 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
he really is one creepy mother[censored]

themandude 05-14-2007 01:11 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
He touches little boys.

Stake Monster 05-14-2007 01:25 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
He touches little boys.

[/ QUOTE ]

He plays so nitty at the poker table so he can keep the best of himself for the little boys at the playground.

THEOSU 05-14-2007 02:23 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
i rate this thread an A++

nath 05-14-2007 03:11 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
this reminds me of the time he opened from ep, got a call, and i rereiased with QQ from the SB and he flat called, and i check/folded the Jxx flop

and by that i mean "almost check/folded but obviously check/pushed and got shown AA, because he always has AA/KK/JJ there"

TStoneMBD 05-14-2007 03:13 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[x] abc, yawn.

EmpireMaker2 05-14-2007 03:46 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
this reminds me of the time he opened from ep, got a call, and i rereiased with QQ from the SB and he flat called, and i check/folded the Jxx flop

and by that i mean "almost check/folded but obviously check/pushed and got shown AA, because he always has AA/KK/JJ there"

[/ QUOTE ]

so u mean u ucj but cab outpal y wachoviaaaa

nath 05-14-2007 04:04 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
this reminds me of the time he opened from ep, got a call, and i rereiased with QQ from the SB and he flat called, and i check/folded the Jxx flop

and by that i mean "almost check/folded but obviously check/pushed and got shown AA, because he always has AA/KK/JJ there"

[/ QUOTE ]

so u mean u ucj but cab outpal y wachoviaaaa

[/ QUOTE ]
i mean i can drink without becoming a drooling retard

apefish 05-14-2007 04:11 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
since this thread is meandering a bit already im adding this instead of starting a new thread or something.


Full Tilt Poker Game #2421773702: Table Halbert (heads up) - $300/$600 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:01:57 ET - 2007/05/14 (partial)
Ellipses raises to $15,200
Grimstarr raises to $67,593, and is all in
Ellipses calls $52,393
Grimstarr shows [Tc Td]
Ellipses shows [Qd Qs]
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h 8s]
*** TURN *** [7d 3h 8s] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h 8s Qc] [8c]
Grimstarr shows two pair, Tens and Eights
Ellipses shows a full house, Queens full of Eights
Ellipses wins the pot ($135,185.50) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Grimstarr adds $60,000

Ellipses: sorry for slowroll mr grimstarr
Ellipses: was deciding on the other table
didnt see your shove
Ellipses: fish do deserve to be slowrolled
though
Grimstarr: stfu

jackal47 05-14-2007 06:29 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
since this thread is meandering a bit already im adding this instead of starting a new thread or something.


Full Tilt Poker Game #2421773702: Table Halbert (heads up) - $300/$600 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:01:57 ET - 2007/05/14 (partial)
Ellipses raises to $15,200
Grimstarr raises to $67,593, and is all in
Ellipses calls $52,393
Grimstarr shows [Tc Td]
Ellipses shows [Qd Qs]
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h 8s]
*** TURN *** [7d 3h 8s] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h 8s Qc] [8c]
Grimstarr shows two pair, Tens and Eights
Ellipses shows a full house, Queens full of Eights
Ellipses wins the pot ($135,185.50) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Grimstarr adds $60,000

Ellipses: sorry for slowroll mr grimstarr
Ellipses: was deciding on the other table
didnt see your shove
Ellipses: fish do deserve to be slowrolled
though
Grimstarr: stfu

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I like this [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ellipses> piece of [censored]> Grimm

SmokeyRidesAgain 05-14-2007 07:46 AM

Re: The art of the slowroll.
 
[ QUOTE ]
so u mean u ucj but cab outpal y wachoviaaaa

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