\"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($746.30)
Button ($38.60)
SB ($677.70)
BB ($443.00)
UTG ($384.00)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, SB calls $12.00, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>.

Flop: ($32.00) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $28.00</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $56.00</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $144.00</font>, SB calls $116.00.

Turn: ($376.00) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $4.00</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises all-in ($560.30)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises all-in ($487.70)</font>.

River: ($1428.00) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>
Final Pot: $1,357.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qc 2c (one pair, queens).
Hero has 6c 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $1,357.40 </font>

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

v smart flop play by you, that must have really confused him.

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

this is so [censored] standard

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pretty hard cooler for him

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

expert turn lead by vilain

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

I got all exciting thinking I was gonna win $1K for seeing you playing... then I remembered that it's Sunday.

Unclutch

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

so u got lucky and hit one of ur two outs nc

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

lol at turn, holy [censored]

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

But it's lady and the tramp!

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

the flopminrase/call to the turn minbet is pretty standard.

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the flopminrase/call to the turn minbet is pretty [censored] expert.

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Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

You were a 3:2 dog PF, nice suckout chump.

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You were a 3:2 dog PF, nice suckout chump.

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um, no?

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You were a 3:2 dog PF, nice suckout chump.

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LOL?

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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ZOMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!one1!

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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DO U REALIZE THAT U R THE 1 WHO IS JOKING? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY POST TO MAKE YOU DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, THIS IS BASIC MATH PEOPLE 3 OUTS VERSUS 2 OUTS MY GOD THIS IS A MATH POKER FORUM HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS???////?/12/1@?!@?12/2!E$?

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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ZOMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!one1!

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THANK YOU ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE LEARNED A LITTLE MATH

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

[censored] all of you

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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DO U REALIZE THAT U R THE 1 WHO IS JOKING? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY POST TO MAKE YOU DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, THIS IS BASIC MATH PEOPLE 3 OUTS VERSUS 2 OUTS MY GOD THIS IS A MATH POKER FORUM HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS???////?/12/1@?!@?12/2!E$?

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I believe Jman killed the last person that stole from him.

Just a headsup.

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

Noted, sorry JMan. Don't attack me with your giant water bottle.

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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lmfao jared. dumb as a rock [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

This 3 outs veresus 2 outs stuff has been incredibly lame for some time now.

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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lmfao jared. dumb as a rock [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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OMG. Someone has more outs... must mean their hand is better. Oh wait, no it doesn't. Pocket pair vs an overcard preflop the person with the pocket pair has over a 60% chance of winning.

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what's with all this serious strategy talk jared.... BBV ?!?!

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This 3 outs veresus 2 outs stuff has been incredibly lame for some time now.

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It will never be lame as long as there's someone out there to take the bait...

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

I put you on 7h8h.

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

Jared: Where do you play? What's your SN? I could use the money...

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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DO U REALIZE THAT U R THE 1 WHO IS JOKING? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY POST TO MAKE YOU DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, THIS IS BASIC MATH PEOPLE 3 OUTS VERSUS 2 OUTS MY GOD THIS IS A MATH POKER FORUM HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS???////?/12/1@?!@?12/2!E$?

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I believe Jman killed the last person that stole from him.

Just a headsup.

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i'm pretty sure jman ran away with his tail between his legs after he fell down went boom in the politix forum

Re: \"I\'ve got the nuts... oh wait, its just top pair\" (<3 party)
 

Which Jman started that thread?

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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lmfao jared. dumb as a rock [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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OMG. Someone has more outs... must mean their hand is better. Oh wait, no it doesn't. Pocket pair vs an overcard preflop the person with the pocket pair has over a 60% chance of winning.

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i'm pretty sure jared is second levelling the [censored] out of bbv right now, this is hilarious

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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DO U REALIZE THAT U R THE 1 WHO IS JOKING? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY POST TO MAKE YOU DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, THIS IS BASIC MATH PEOPLE 3 OUTS VERSUS 2 OUTS MY GOD THIS IS A MATH POKER FORUM HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS???////?/12/1@?!@?12/2!E$?

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Could someone check this guys keyboard, his capslock appears to be stuck.

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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DO U REALIZE THAT U R THE 1 WHO IS JOKING? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY POST TO MAKE YOU DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, THIS IS BASIC MATH PEOPLE 3 OUTS VERSUS 2 OUTS MY GOD THIS IS A MATH POKER FORUM HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS???////?/12/1@?!@?12/2!E$?

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Could someone check this guys keyboard, his capslock appears to be stuck.

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while your at it, fix his brains too.

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OMG YOU ARE ALL RETARDZ SEE HE HAS Q2 SO HE CAN IMPROVE TO THE BEST HAND WITH 3 QUEENS, HERO HAS ONLY TWO CARDS TO IMPROVE BETTER SO 3 OUTS TO 2 OUTS 3:2 DOG

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I feel slightly dumber after having read your post [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
You realize that is NOT how you calculate who is the underdog right... I really hope you are just joking.

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DO U REALIZE THAT U R THE 1 WHO IS JOKING? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY POST TO MAKE YOU DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, THIS IS BASIC MATH PEOPLE 3 OUTS VERSUS 2 OUTS MY GOD THIS IS A MATH POKER FORUM HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS???////?/12/1@?!@?12/2!E$?

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Could someone check this guys keyboard, his capslock appears to be stuck.

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while your at it, fix his brains too.

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so, wait...

he has more than one brain? or was he getting brains?

at any rate, this has exciting implications.

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v smart flop play by you, that must have really confused him.

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i'm sure he was also confused by raising to $56, being raised to $144, and having to put in another $116 to match the raise. lord knows i would be curious.